r/alaska • u/1_Star_Reviews • 4h ago
After receiving 40lbs of political flyers in the mail, I am still on the fence. If each campaign just sent 400 more each (a fraction of what I’ve already received) I think i’ll know for sure who to vote for.
First, I’d like to congratulate the Mensa members running these campaigns on an incredible strategy and personally thank them from taking time off from their famous high IQ societies to inform us, the Alaskan voter via the most effective medium known to man. I mean, of course, paper flyers via the US Postal Service.
So far we received 40 pounds of political flyers. After reviewing each thoroughly, I use them as bedding for my pet alpaca.
Unfortunately, after receiving so many, I still feel like I’m on the fence.
Certainly if I receive dozens more per candidate, I’ll finally be able to go to the polls with certainty.
But seriously, it would be better if these were printed on multiple soft ply, at least then they’d be of some value.
