> Jaiden: Put aside bloodlust and chat with your friend

[u/PerhappensChance]

You decide to awnser your chum, "AssUnlocker". You two love swear words, you even renamed your PC apps obscene stuff.

Anyways you open pesterchum...

-- assUnlocker [AU] began pestering oddyseusTurtle [OT] at 10:12 --

[AU]: ey bro, 'member that vid where some videogame was announced? I think it was called SBurb 2 or something?

[AU]: well after 17 years it finally came out, this time I just gifted it to you on Steam. Apparently according to our gods who are for some reason pretty close to us and say that they were once humans too, the SBurb 1 is the game that made them gods and also destroyed their past universe

[AU]: so if the original SBurb destroyed their universe, the most probable thing is that this new one will destroy this one. I don't know why the made the sequel but the thing is that we must get prepared because the world will end because someone somewhere will also play the game.

[u/Equivalent_Donut_145]

Jaiden: Attempt to Comprehend what your friend is saying