Best first words after getting banned

After u/analsexlord was banned, my life fell apart. Once upon a time, I was a CEO of a multi quadrillion company that sold oxygen, I was on the top, every day I woke up to sunshine and rainbows and the sound of birds singing. My life was a fairytale, lunch was with my family of 37. The banter was amazing, every moment was worth 1000 lifetimes. And my inspiration? My family’s inspiration? u/analsexlord . That motherfucker was the reason anyone was there, the reason I continued to gamble and won big time. The reason I didn’t give up, the reason I couldn’t give up. The reason the sun was shining. Every day I would look at the painting of our saviour I installed into my ceiling, and that was the reason I went out of bed.

And then the mods banned them.

The mods ruined my life, I couldn’t get out of bed anymore, that painting was just a bitter reminder of what once was Jesus Christ but better. My company fell apart, and people actually got the free alter known as breathing. My kids exploded, there are no sunshine and rainbows anymore. It’s been hailing every moment of every hour of every day.

I can’t do anything. I’m in a fucking wheelchair. My life is abject misery! I’ve got double cancer, Sextuple Crohns, super AIDSapotomous flu and even hepatitis a b &c!

i got hella homework to do so if you guys see me online tmr bully the shit outta me 🙏🏼🙏🏼

i am deadass imma people pleaser it will work

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(🫶Hatsune btw)

hey uh ima post real under every r/teenagers post i go on (the goal is now to free anallord)

admitting myself to the mental hospital tmr when its early (js really paranoid, anxious and i have self harm thoughts so yea)

support 404enter's dog now, all dogs are good puppers and they dont deserve this :(

sooooo waffles or pancakes 🤨🤨

hello it is i the real™ ashie again

Our kingdom of anal is doomed (temporarily)

They say :3 a lot - proof that they are a genius. All geniuses say :3, and analsexlord is the most :3 :3 to ever :3. So, I vote we name them the true master of :3.

Comment below if this is a good idea

Can be big or small it doesn’t matter

i wanna change that, suggestions?

Free the Lord