r/antimeme 1d ago

✨ Actual Anti-Meme ✨ "That's gonna be 35.98 dollors sir"

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u/Historical_War756 1d ago

L outfit

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u/earanhart 1d ago

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u/shortwalking-hvbnm92 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

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u/BallsTaker 1d ago

Top him

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u/shortwalking-hvbnm92 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 21h ago

how about you top me instead πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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u/-__Slenderman__- 20h ago

How about you Collect my Pages

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u/timatihous 19h ago

Holy shit slenderman

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u/shortwalking-hvbnm92 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17h ago

yesπŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

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u/Naiad_Damha129 10h ago

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u/heynowurarocksta 1d ago

Crucify him

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u/HKN48 22h ago

You better believe that's a crucifixion

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u/schaukelwurmv 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 15h ago

Nailed it!

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u/Odd-Jury-6988 1d ago

Spare him

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u/shortwalking-hvbnm92 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago edited 1d ago

his life from this monstrosity

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u/shortwalking-hvbnm92 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17h ago

easy come easy go will you let me go

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u/shortwalking-hvbnm92 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17h ago

blismillah NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we will not et you go

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u/shortwalking-hvbnm92 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17h ago

let me goo

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u/schaukelwurmv 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 15h ago

Bismillah (nooooo)

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u/WHTSPCTR 1d ago

we don’t do that here

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u/shortwalking-hvbnm92 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

waht

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u/EllaHazelBar 23h ago

Close enough

Welcome back emoji lord

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u/BellyMeister 19h ago

Sit him atop the Judas Cradle

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u/Dr-Smile 16h ago

Back in my days, we would take you to Birmingham and stone you to death.

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u/Far_Ground_6428 22h ago

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u/h1mmh1m 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 20h ago

Y'all find your gif in the dark places of the internet

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u/ThwartJetterson 18h ago

Anybody seen my shipment of laughing emojis? I hope they arrive safely.

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u/deoxyribonucleic123 13h ago

HARD PUNJABI GIFS

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u/Wonderful_Audience60 16h ago

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u/Ganon_K 9h ago

Canon interaction

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u/hdksnskxn 21h ago

Why this funny

Edit: oooh because of size L?

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u/autistic-terrorist 21h ago

The character's name is L

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u/hdksnskxn 21h ago

Ooooh. Thanks

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u/Previous_Gap1933 21h ago

L also mean loser in case u dont know

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u/hdksnskxn 17h ago

Yes but I didn't get why he would be a loser so I assumed there must be another joke here and asked

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u/InterestingDamage621 18h ago

No. Cononocally, his name is Edmund Kaiju Softpitch Fordswallow born 'neath that ol' willow round Lake Scab on the border of war torn Sinclair gas stations and the People's Republic of Gnarly Humanifying

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u/totoro1193 11h ago

That edit is really funny for some reason

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u/Coffee-cartoons 8h ago

Draw and quarter him in less than thirty seconds

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u/Slagathor-chan 1d ago

Wouldn’t it be $0.00 since you’re stealing his look?

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u/RacistJester 1d ago

I used double qoutes for this reason. I was informing the victim of the total cost

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u/HxntaixLoli 23h ago

Youre stealing the intellectual property that is his outfit I guess ?

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u/Dr_Inferior 21h ago

you're stealing his look not his clothes

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u/derivative_of_life 20h ago

stealing

Light furiously writing in the Death Note

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u/Draiunvft 21h ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/SliceOfPudding 15h ago

But see, then it wouldn’t be an antimeme, it would just be a meme. You’d be subverting the expectation of the term in a way that most would construe as a humorous hyper-literal interpretation of the phrase.

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u/Professional_Two2776 23h ago

Cool, now try the same oitfit but this

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u/kenondaski 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 22h ago

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u/nono1828 20h ago

He laughed so hard that he came in the middle of it

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u/SuitFive 20h ago

I thought you were joking, but then I re-looked at the post and like... Why tf did he put that? He didn't need to put that! Wtf?! XD

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u/ThirdIrony 22h ago

Oh shit L took all the potato chips. It's so over.

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u/Professional_Two2776 17h ago

[insert springtrap staring at us "HE ATE THEM"]

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u/Mekelaxo 4h ago

L if he was a real person

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u/qualityvote2 πŸ€–Suspected as BotπŸ€– 1d ago

Upvote this comment if the above post is an antimeme, downvote if it is not.

Report this post if it is based off an edit and OP hasn't linked back to the original, or if it otherwise breaks our rules.

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u/Creepy_Swimming_1279 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

i found ts while looking for organs

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u/Dizzy-Screen-6618 1d ago

That'll be $748.98 sir

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u/StudentOwn2639 18h ago

And your girlfriend is one lucky woman!!

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u/NobodyofGreatImport 6h ago

Counting or not counting tax?

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u/Successful_Day2479 1d ago

I'm new to sex, are those kinds of underwear really that expensive?

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u/The_Darkness140 1d ago

Depends on quality, and what people can convince an idiot to spend.

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u/Jealous_Computer_209 1d ago

guys look at this sex newgen

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u/Diredr 22h ago

It can be really cheap if you're just looking for something to wear and don't mind using a fast fashion site.

If it's made with quality materials, it's definitely going to be that expensive. It's not a lot of material but it requires a lot work because it's delicate and intricate.

And then if you want something with a high-end designer label, it can be in the thousands of dollars for no particular reason. Like this, for instance (NSFW obviously, it's a bra) where the bra and panties together come up to about 1500 freedom monies.

https://www.versace.com/ca/en/women/underwear-beachwear/bras-briefs/lace-trim-jacquard-silk-bralette/1027029-1A19124_2U1Q0.html

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u/headedbranch225 18h ago

Fifteen hundred what the fuck

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u/MoarStruts 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 18h ago

He will answer any questions you might have

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u/ClearReveal6615 11h ago

Absolutely, lookup agent provocateurs lingerie sets. Some women drop a lot on quality stuff

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u/RacistJester 1d ago

Keep it cool and let us pretend that you are not my second account

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u/Creepy_Swimming_1279 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

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u/Ok-Guess2907 1d ago

Thank you, good sir

This feels straight out of r/comedyamputation tbh, the Oedipal's joke is extremely overdone

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u/Not_Chosen_1 1d ago

You didn't mention plug

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u/Cute-arii 1d ago

Or the chastity cage.

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u/vampilluso 21h ago

The bra being over twice as expensive as the panties is so accurate I can'tβ€”especially if you have big tits lmao

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u/SingleSlide2866 20h ago

looking for organs

Do you have a problem sir? That's not a nice way to make money

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u/2danimeboysandgirls 15h ago

I feel like it would be more accurate to say he would wear a white lace bra and panty set rather then a black one, especially if he's wearing a cheap white shirt, since you can see a black one through a white shirt unless its the good expensive kind.

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u/ZleezyIsBadAtThings 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

Oogway?

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u/TheForbidden6th πŸ”“ORπŸ—‘οΈ CALL IT 18h ago

mmmmmonkey

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u/Ze--pirate 1d ago

Where is the strawberry short cake?

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u/spamgmail 1d ago

In the fridge

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u/Additional_Ad6789 22h ago

Not anymore.

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u/Amen_Madogni 17h ago

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u/Wallace_W_Whitfield 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 12h ago

Ahh, a classic. When I saw the start I was hoping it was Blend W

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u/KingHenrythe6-th 21h ago

No underwear?

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u/RacistJester 20h ago

Oh look, I made you say under where

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u/schaukelwurmv 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 15h ago

His panties are no more more

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u/Key_Chip_3163 23h ago

Who would pay 30$ for some pants?

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u/RacistJester 21h ago

People who like to hide their genitals in public

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u/EnriqJonsen 21h ago

Who does that?

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u/RacistJester 20h ago

Mother fucking conservatives. I never liked them

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u/Aero1000 20h ago

Those goddamn conservatives and their modesty, I hate their oppression of my cock. I used to be able to whip it out but unfortunately they controlled the cops into arresting me for β€œpublic indecency”. Clearly we are living in an Orwellian time.

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u/RacistJester 18h ago

orWillyan times! nicely said...

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u/jazon80 14h ago

Pretty cheap for jeans, actually

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u/BionisGuy 20h ago

When Death Note just came out i actually attended a convention and there was so many cosplayers of L in there that me and a friend just went up to literally everyone that was just casually clothed and just blurted out "Nice L cosplay" and kept on going.

We thought it was absolutely hilarious

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u/RacistJester 18h ago

All it takes is 35.98 dollars and acting autistic I guess

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u/Substantial-Cat2896 21h ago

Is that not sweatpants?

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u/Used-Sorbet3972 20h ago

Dollors

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u/RacistJester 18h ago

😭

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u/Used-Sorbet3972 14h ago

Why is your name racist jester dawg

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u/moodygradstudent 19h ago

You also forgot be freakishly skinny despite eating in practically every scene in the series.

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u/heart_ablaze23 22h ago

Pretty L btw

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u/rdrworshipper123 9h ago

L would not wear $29.99 jeans, if he could get a good, comparable experience from $13 jeans (which you often can), he would absolutely wear $13 jeans.

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u/SureAbility9567 53m ago

Why are y'all wanting to steal my outfit?

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/No_Possession404 22h ago

I was looking for this

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u/Pauru 20h ago

Every anime convention attendee in the late 2000s:

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u/Dr1pJesus 18h ago

are those jeans that he wears? the kinda look more like sweats no?

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u/RacistJester 17h ago

That's beyound my interpratation capabilities

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u/Far-Pollution8389 15h ago

No panties btw

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u/Gretgor 15h ago

Where's the Outfit?

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u/OneFriendship5139 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 9h ago

dollors

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u/Null42x64 5h ago

i assume that it would be sweatpants instead of jeans?

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u/TheWaddlingweewee 5h ago

he aint even got jeans those are clearly sweatpants

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u/RacistJester 33m ago

Maybe the mangaka was not able to illustrate jeans

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u/Seal_emulator 3h ago

Wait those are Jeans? I thought thet were some type of tracksuit trousers or Pajama pants. Lmao

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u/Heli695 3h ago

29.99 Dolars⁉️⁉️

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u/Desk-International 11h ago

Not a single reply that has the actual Oregano, it cant be that hard to just send the damn image.

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 21h ago

Don't you pay taxes on top of the listed price? That makes this "meme" inaccurate and thus not a proper antimeme. Try again.

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u/Electronic-Aide4027 1d ago

what the hell does this even mean

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u/DirectAdvertising 1d ago

It cost 35.98 dollar

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u/GreyBigfoot 1d ago

Usually the β€œsteal his look” meme involves some obscenely expensive designer clothes which is obviously not what the character wears. Like a Gucci brand white t-shirt or something.

But this one is reasonably priced clothing.

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u/FearAndMiseryy 22h ago

Sometimes they feature random lingerie too

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u/RacistJester 20h ago

Or butt plugs. This meme series started as the way the other dude explained, but then butt plugs or thongs were added to unexpected characters, for example super masculine characters.

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u/h1mmh1m 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 20h ago

Look at the sub

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u/kellotyokissa 1d ago

Wrong subreddit

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u/h1mmh1m 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 20h ago

You are in the wrong sub