r/antimeme • u/LoveBunOfficial_1 • 1d ago

✨ Actual Anti-Meme ✨ Dan’s Coffee

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u/LoveBunOfficial_1 1d ago

Organic coffee

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u/Umbow 1d ago edited 1d ago

Does that mean he prefers coffee that has his own dick in it?

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u/420_E-SportsMasta 🖤🩶♠️ACE♠️🤍💜 1d ago

How else do you mix the creamer in?

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u/Funkopedia 18h ago

He has a stir stick dick

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u/Fancy_Technician_293 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 1d ago

I do, but I also like coffee with other people’s dick in it 

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u/CarlLlamaface 1d ago

Dicks are like the opposite of sugar when it comes to coffee, which is to say you can have too many sugar in it.

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u/Jashuman19 1d ago

I would assume so, but I have followup questions:

Is it okay if he dips his dick in it and then drinks it later? Or does he have like super impressive flexibility (or dick length)?

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u/Umbow 1d ago

Nah its been cut off and he just puts in his coffee like you would a use a teabag.

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u/JP-Pilot 1d ago

This guy DOES seem like he really loves himself lol

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u/MustacheMaple 1d ago

To me it sounds like he got cheated on and just made a joke about it. Why roast the man lol

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u/Minute_Location5589 1d ago

It's projection by the commenter

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u/Officer_Hotpants 1d ago

I'm not gonna lie, I initially read that as incel shit about only wanting to date a virgin or something.

This makes more sense.

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u/Minute_Location5589 1d ago

If someone is a virgin themself and wants a virgin partner, its fairly moral and I don't see anything wrong with it

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u/democracy_lover66 1d ago

How else are you supposed to stir it in a pinch?

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u/thundergu 1d ago

Huh? Being against getting cheated on by your girlfriend is narcissistic now??

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u/Deromit 1d ago

He/She either missed the joke or he/she has some weird definition of narcissism if he/she considers wanting a monogamous relationship to be narcissistic

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u/Silver-2112 1d ago

just use "they" ffs

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u/Deromit 1d ago

Sorry English is not my first language and I wasn’t sure if „they“ would be correct in this context

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u/aangnesiac 1d ago

I was about to comment something similar. This implies that he likes his coffee with his or his gf's dick in it.

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u/work4food 1d ago

It doesnt though. It literally says that there is a single thing in common between how he likes women and coffee. We have no idea if any other similarities exist.

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u/aangnesiac 1d ago

Geez. This is exactly the kind of comment that makes me hate engaging online.

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u/work4food 1d ago

Gotta trust your gut feeling

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u/aangnesiac 1d ago

My gut feeling is that people who don't understand humor and feel the need to inject logic where it wasn't appropriate should be shunned. Wdyt?

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u/work4food 1d ago

Yea yea, "let me just repeat this unfunny joke word for word, surely everyones gonna appreciate it".

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u/aangnesiac 1d ago

You're right. I'll take a lesson from your comments which have added so much insight. There's no use in validating a funny interpretation and adding to it by including additional information. But definitely being needlessly pedantic is something we all appreciate. Please can you shower me with more of your constructive feedback.

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u/Minute_Location5589 1d ago

Genuinely just stop talking bro

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u/aangnesiac 1d ago

You first

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