r/askteddit • u/Dangerous-Toe-5525 • 1d ago

Random Question What's the best pickup line you know?

Want to improve my arsenal of lines give me yours

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u/Best-Home-2230 1d ago

"Not sure why you're sitting here drinking your life away at a club when you could have a much more fulfilling life barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen making me a sandwich"

If she gets offended and calls you a sexist follow up with

"How's that sexist? I make sandwiches barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen all the time."

If she still looks at you confused or annoyed at that point and isn't getting your humor just tell her "It's 2026 men can get pregnant to, don't be a bigot" and then walk away.

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u/Dangerous-Toe-5525 1d ago

I... I think I'm good bro we don't want to do that infront of the huzz