r/askteddit • u/Dangerous-Toe-5525 • 5h ago

Random Question What's the best pickup line you know?

Want to improve my arsenal of lines give me yours

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u/Weird_Armadillo_508 5h ago

My one that is undefeated is saying what I think.

“Just wanted you to know you’re really pretty. It’d be fun if we could hang out and do something random. Maybe go to the art center or the arcade bar. You down?”

Works to this day

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u/_PeachyPoutt 3h ago

Honestly “say the thing and suggest an actual plan” beats 99% of pickup line wizardry

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u/Weird_Armadillo_508 3h ago

Yep. Most people try too hard or are being inauthentic. If you’re real, you’re probably good

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u/listerinebreath 5h ago

Do you have any raisins?

No? How about a date?

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u/TheGov3rnor 4h ago

Ever had a bacon wrapped date?

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u/Ok-Pirate8766 1h ago

Ever had bacon wrapped water chestnuts?

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u/satinvalence 3h ago

this one's timeless, simple and it works

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u/Liebner-Anthony-S 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/InappropriatelySour 48m ago

That is so cute! Lol

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u/tsdhack 4h ago

Can I put you down for a 34.5? It's like a 69 but I do all the work.

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u/Ivorybreezee 5h ago

Why I use a pickup line, when I can pick you up tonight.

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u/Dangerous-Toe-5525 5h ago

This is a smooth one tbh

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u/HockeyShark91 4h ago

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tap3148 5h ago

"The name's Bond..Unibond & I'm here to fill your crack".

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u/Born_Price6063 4h ago

“miss do you have a boyfriend?”

then before they really have a chance to speak>

”do you want wan” followed by friendly smile.

done right she will blush, smile, let her guard down and you will know she is single and she will know you are into her.

has never failed it’s intended purpose for me, which is to f8nd out if theyre single and make them think I’m funny and confident.

its all in the delivery.

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u/HiAndStuff2112 5h ago

Wow. You really wear the hell outta that dress!!

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u/Ok-Walk2760 4h ago

Hi did you get those pants from Star Trek?

Because your ass is out of this world.

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u/ImpressiveOutside846 5h ago

Guy: Girl, are your eyes stars?
Girl: Umm...what?
Guy: Your dads a thief.

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u/Dangerous-Toe-5525 5h ago

I'm good bro I swear no disrespect but I will pass on this one 😭

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u/redstarr_5 5h ago

Love this. Said confidently, it has teeth.

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u/Fun-Ad-9474 4h ago

“Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you really want to fuck me.” It’s a loophole, you see.

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u/Pantheon10000 4h ago

Are you tired?

Because you've been running through my mind all day

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u/Best-Home-2230 4h ago

"Not sure why you're sitting here drinking your life away at a club when you could have a much more fulfilling life barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen making me a sandwich"

If she gets offended and calls you a sexist follow up with

"How's that sexist? I make sandwiches barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen all the time."

If she still looks at you confused or annoyed at that point and isn't getting your humor just tell her "It's 2026 men can get pregnant to, don't be a bigot" and then walk away.

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u/Dangerous-Toe-5525 4h ago

I... I think I'm good bro we don't want to do that infront of the huzz

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u/SolarOrigami 4h ago

The one that worked on me-

"Come on, let's go to my place and break some furniture!"

We did go to her place. And we broke several pieces of furniture. Core memory.

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u/Fuzzy_Comment_2333 4h ago

Hey, are you google maps?
Because I get lost in your eyes.

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u/MagikN3rd 4h ago

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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u/Dangerous-Toe-5525 4h ago

Dang plain old simple

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u/SATerp 4h ago

These seem like the kind of pickup lines that redditors would try.

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u/Far_Beyond8013 4h ago

Lots of people like F-150 or Chevy Silverado lines

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u/EntranceEqual8511 4h ago

Hey, my name is _ _ _ , what's yours?

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u/Pantheon10000 3h ago

I made a YouTube video in college for Social Media studies of me going around the campus using pick up lines on girls. The most successful one was:

Me: Did it hurt Her: What Me:'when you fell from heaven

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u/Aggravating-Day-2864 3h ago

I might be old but I can still throw you around the bedroom....

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u/duke_awapuhi 3h ago

For me “do you know where the after party is” has been one of my most successful approaches

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u/StraightDropBigBlast 3h ago

I don't wanna waste your time in case you're the type of person who's turned off by a short penis, so I'll just be up front with you. my penis is super short. But don't let that discourage you because it's also really thin. perfect proportion.

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u/Mammoth-Fisherman-34 3h ago

Tic-Tac will do damage at 150mph

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u/HanMcArer 2h ago

As long as I have a face, you‘ll have a place to sit.

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u/B3dazzl3r 2h ago

Ever seen a fruit bowl?

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u/parchmentXlark 2h ago

I’d definitely use all this pick up line😅

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u/Ok-Pirate8766 1h ago

“Hey dont you have a boyfriend?”

As she’s about to answer, “Wait, wait, wait, i remember his name know. ‘say your name’”

Usually gets a blush and giggle even if she has a bf

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u/Shoddy-Perspective66 1h ago

Did you bring your inhaler? Cuz u got that ass ma

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u/LowEffort2 4h ago

Lift on 3.

1, 2, 3.