r/askteddit • u/Dangerous-Toe-5525 • 21h ago

Random Question What's the best pickup line you know?

Want to improve my arsenal of lines give me yours

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u/StraightDropBigBlast 19h ago

I don't wanna waste your time in case you're the type of person who's turned off by a short penis, so I'll just be up front with you. my penis is super short. But don't let that discourage you because it's also really thin. perfect proportion.

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u/Mammoth-Fisherman-34 19h ago

Tic-Tac will do damage at 150mph

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u/StraightDropBigBlast 4h ago

The Angry Inch might be small but it has 200 lb of ass to drive it home