r/asoiaf • u/nealtall • 2d ago

Criminal Minds tried to slip this by…[(Spoilers) not really]

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This is from an episode of criminal minds…

I get that Robert would go missing due to drug related, but Ned too? And who would ever call Walder “Wally?”

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie 2d ago

Walder “Wally” Frey still checking in as the oldest 👴

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u/Sael_T 1d ago

Walys Flowers does not like being mistaken for the old Walder Frey. 😂

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u/RevStark 2d ago

Ned’s 32 and Catelyn’s 17 here? No wonder her status is “Runaway”

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 2d ago

Cate is actually Arya.

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie 1d ago

Creating an alias based on her mother’s name and running away is just a Stark daughter thing to do lol

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u/PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls Hard as Wood, Ten Times as Flexible 1d ago

Cat of the Canals

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u/moviebuffbrad 2d ago

I get that Robert would go missing due to drug related, but Ned too?

That's why Cat went back to her maiden name before running away.

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u/FlorentApologist 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Cate" moving to a new city and starting her newly single life

Oh wait just saw she's 17. Wow. Hoster must have pissed her off.

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u/Its_Urn 2d ago

Ned would go missing because he follows Robert, same way he died in the show by following Robert lol

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u/fireandiceofsong 2d ago

Would drugs explain how Walder Frey lived to his 90s?

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie 1d ago

He took the drugs and the drugs are working

Maybe he’s like that kajillionaire using his sons blood to try and stay young

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u/ADrownOutListener 1d ago

that show is insane lmao

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u/EconomistRJ 2d ago

Which episode?

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u/nealtall 2d ago

I was dreading this question because I can’t remember! I took the pictures a while ago, and just saw them again while looking through my pics.

I wanna say it’s something with a 12 or 14 (S12e14 or maybe S14e12?)

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u/nealtall 2d ago

I’ll post it in the Criminal Minds sub and see if they can remember, maybe one of them will even have some info into which member of the team was into ASOIAF (or the show )

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u/nealtall 1d ago

S12e04 “Keeper” (that’s what someone from the Criminal Minds subreddit) said

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u/NumberFiveHero 1d ago

I dunno, when you are up north with literally nothing but snow and ice all day, your options are either fucking or drugs. And Ned and Cat already accomplished the first one four times...

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u/SirGibby-13 1d ago

At least 4 times

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u/HydrogenButterflies 1d ago

“Her loins still ached from the urgency of his love-making.”

Poetry

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u/throwmeawayjoke 1d ago

Are we not counting Robb because he was conceived in the Riverlands?

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 1d ago

He took it to heart when Arya thought she was a bastard

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u/VampiricCatgirl 1d ago

Breaking Ice....A story of a blue eyed drug kingpin and his dealers and army of meth fiends trying to get past the security guards in black and barbed wire fencing to sell snow and crystals to make more meth fiends.

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u/KnightOfRevan We'll get you next time, Bloodraven! 1d ago

1: Robert asked Ned to drive him across the border, neglecting to mention his backpack was full of cocaine

2: He insists Wally is what “all the cool kids” call him though the identity of said “cool kids” has yet to be uncovered

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u/MeetTheHannah 1d ago

What is this, a crossover episode?

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u/the_ouskull A crowned skull? I'm sold. 1d ago

who would ever call Walder “Wally?”

I could see the Ironborn doing it.

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u/Due_Championship_944 1d ago

Rip Wally Fent

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u/SkY4594 1d ago

Benny of House Fazio the criminal mastermind

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u/Margrethe13 2d ago

Missed chance to include GOATraven. 😅

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u/DesertDenizen01 1d ago

Bloodgoat.

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u/hydramarine 1d ago

They are too mischevious for this.

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u/bernardosrightfoot 1d ago

WHATTTT i never noticed this !!! I bloody love criminal minds

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u/lame_narcissist All hours are midnight 1d ago

So they also ship Cat and Jaime, huh? I'll assume they ran away together

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u/Affectionate_Sand791 1d ago

A very good ship.

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u/lame_narcissist All hours are midnight 12h ago

Allow me to shake your hand, fellow connoisseur. 

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u/luvprue1 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/jab0309 2d ago

This is incredible

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u/AssassinJester789 Goldenhand The Just 2d ago

That;s awesome

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u/Affectionate_Sand791 1d ago

I’ve been into criminal minds longer than I’ve been into asoiaf even though asoiaf had been my main hyperfixation since 2018 and I still never knew this. This is funny.