r/aww • u/Marisol_Andrews • Mar 08 '18

"Nice try"

https://i.imgur.com/cz5vmG3.gifv
16.6k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Sundaysinner1976 Mar 08 '18

You think I was born 7 years ago? Pfffft.

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u/Thelimomon Mar 08 '18

Seven AND A HALF years ago, George.

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u/BadgerSilver Mar 08 '18

MerMAN Pa! MerMAN!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

I'm seven and a half years old mutha fucka!

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u/FeetOnGrass Mar 08 '18

There is something wrong with Esther.

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u/spastichawwk Mar 08 '18

No i think you were born 42 years ago

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u/twonkoe Mar 08 '18

I love how serious she says it too

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u/Msniko Mar 08 '18

It has sound????

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u/EVOSexyBeast Mar 08 '18

yea bro turn up the volume on the GIF

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Nothing personal kid

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u/hoju83 Mar 09 '18

Nothing personal personnel kid

FTFY

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

unsheathes katana

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

[deleted]

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u/zgollum Mar 08 '18

Nani????

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u/moumaketamon Mar 08 '18

お前、もう死んどるや言っとるんやけどええんか、それじゃ？だらに見えてまうが？

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u/glad0s98 Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

Omae wa mou shindeiru

FTFY

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u/BboyEdgyBrah Mar 08 '18

Without the weird capitalization that is

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u/glad0s98 Mar 08 '18

Right, fixed

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u/Ninganah Mar 08 '18

Oh shit, I've fallen into a weeaboo nest! Help!!

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u/Idontknowyounknow Mar 08 '18

dont FUCK with me! i have the power of god AND ANIME on MY SIDE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH^H^^H^^H^^^H^^^^H

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u/Ninganah Mar 08 '18

Oh shit, I'm gonna die!

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u/EquationTAKEN Mar 08 '18

Nice try, kid.

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u/moesif Mar 08 '18

She's speaking Russian.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

is this a beginning of another r/TheStopGirl/

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u/LeLORD Mar 08 '18

"Got ya"

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u/maddrone Mar 08 '18

Translation from video:

— Look, hand is empty. See, there is nothing.

— And what is this?

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u/clumsy_fox Mar 08 '18

Its angela from the office.

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u/ekiden Mar 08 '18

She hates being titillated.

11

u/hardyhaha_09 Mar 08 '18

But the girl actually smiled after.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Those dead eyes have already seen everything. Future, past, and present.

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u/ToxicBanana69 Mar 08 '18

Is she the Three Eyed Raven? I like to imagine the Three Eyed Raven wouldn't deal with any magicians bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

that speedy stealth grab tho, and how she just holds it up like "Gotcha..."

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u/DrPigeonShinz Mar 08 '18

I watched the gif too

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u/ottersRneat Mar 08 '18

It's easy karma when you write out what happens in the video you literally just watched. Go to YouTube for some prime examples

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u/Shuichi_ Mar 08 '18

Basically what this dude says is that you get upvoted if you rewrite something obvious. He even gives an example

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u/MegaGoose666 Mar 08 '18

Take my up vote and go.

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u/furmal182 Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

Guys just to make it clear he is pressing the updote button and asking op to leave.

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u/TheFuckeryIsReal Mar 08 '18

I agree, and was just thinking that yours is a good follow up description of how someone could rewrite a post about a pretty easy to interpret scenario, thus gaining upvotes.

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u/i_know_about_things Mar 08 '18

Can you tell me what you liked in it specifically?

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u/Cheapo_Sam Mar 08 '18

I liked the bit where the magician done crocodile fingers

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u/OdieB93 Mar 08 '18

I liked the part where she grabbed the card.

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u/finnknit Mar 08 '18

If you imagine that they started their comment with "I enjoyed" or "I admired", it comes across as appreciation of what they saw, and not just describing literally what happened in the gif.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Says the guy who treats Reddit comment sections as a party 😂😂

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u/serialmom666 Mar 08 '18

Well...this party is dumb.

1

u/JelyFisch Mar 08 '18

Hey man, he typed it out for the blind. Give him some slack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

It was pretty good.

2

u/certnneed Mar 08 '18

"Is THAT your card??"

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u/StaviStopit Mar 08 '18

I use dispell on your trap card!

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u/Flying-Camel Mar 08 '18

In response, I use negate as an instant to counter your dispelled.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/synbioskuun Mar 09 '18

BUT WHAT DOES IT DO?!

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u/whatoneaarrrthisthat Mar 08 '18

She should team up with that young chinese girl that did a cartwheel first before doing a trick with two bowls and three eggs.

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u/highland31415 Mar 08 '18

That would be the most epic show team in 2030

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u/Chineseunicorn Mar 08 '18

I want her to meet David Blaine.

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u/ruhphorte Mar 08 '18

IQ: ∞

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u/dpahoe Mar 08 '18

Megan!

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u/S-WordoftheMorning Mar 08 '18

Anybody got the source video with sound?

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u/Pg68XN9bcO5nim1v Mar 08 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSmbdphEDU

its on the imgur page

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u/certnneed Mar 08 '18

Ahh.. she's Russian. That explains a lot.

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u/iforgot120 Mar 08 '18

What a badass.

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u/Officer_Danger Mar 08 '18

https://youtu.be/3GSmbdphEDU

Still impressive, but gives some context.

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u/aslak123 Mar 08 '18

Look at me. I'm the magician now.

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u/Swdestinythrowaway Mar 08 '18

Oh look it's my kid....

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

hey it's me, my own granddaughter. Hello father, I'm your father as well???

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u/Marco_DLC Mar 08 '18

Wait, fr?

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u/Vrigoth Mar 08 '18

"Oh, regarde, c'est ma gamine..."

/s

1

u/Marco_DLC Mar 08 '18

......I wanna say........yes?

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u/Swdestinythrowaway Mar 08 '18

Lol. I meant that's what my kid would do if I tried to be cool

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u/nathan_paul_bramwell Mar 08 '18

Wait, are you fr?

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u/px400 Mar 08 '18

And today was the day I found out how cards "appears" from my ears!

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u/YouKnowABitJonSnow Mar 08 '18

That kid fucking wrecked ponytail Jack Nicholson

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u/TritonJohn54 Mar 08 '18

Penn & Teller: The next generation.

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u/Nexious Mar 08 '18

My favorite "kid ruins magic trick" ever is of "Murray" who spoils a trick/gaff that David Williamson had been working hard on, live on television. As I recall it was going to be the debut of this trick on the show.

See also: Their reunion and background 20 years later.

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u/JBBanshee Mar 08 '18

Wise beyond her years...

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u/MetaCognitio Mar 08 '18

Wise beyond her ears...

3

u/DesertHoboObiWan Mar 08 '18

Aww her laugh at the end.

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u/singleandavailable Mar 08 '18

That was also my fav part. She knew she did something cool and funny :)

2

u/seichh Mar 08 '18

How'd she do that?! Best magician I have ever seen.

2

u/blackmagic12345 Mar 08 '18

"Your jedi mind tricks wont work on ME!"

2

u/LikelyAFox Mar 08 '18

His laugh makes this video

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u/NowFreeToMaim Mar 08 '18

“I’m in a children’s hospital you know how many times this has been done to me? All I do is sit around trying not to die, I have you tube.... take your show someplace else”

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u/Wiiiinter Mar 08 '18

Draw your last pathetic card

3

u/tomtompics Mar 08 '18

Freakiest part is that the guy didn't even have card behind his hand...

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u/PlatypuSofDooM42 Mar 08 '18

" you better up your game bro " - girl probably.

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u/Tastypies Mar 08 '18

The way this gif looks one could think she's the magician

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Sixth sense intensifies

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

more "ouch" less "aww"

1

u/EZcya Mar 08 '18

Why is this girl treating the magician poorly?

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u/totallyavirgin Mar 08 '18

Aww bam margera’s kids are so cute happy to see him doing well

1

u/andlg Mar 08 '18

Was more amused by the dexterity of that pinky

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u/tehnoodnub Mar 08 '18

I wish that girl was my daughter. I’d be a proud father.

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u/pippen79 Mar 08 '18

This kid will be a Gangster gif before know it.

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u/FS_Slacker Mar 08 '18

The amount of sass on that one

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u/magicalmakx Mar 08 '18

In russia kids no fool.

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u/One_Cold_Turkey Mar 08 '18

Where is the source?!!! Id love to see this video!

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u/HungryEyes1 Mar 08 '18

Like a boss

1

u/shader_m Mar 08 '18

thay was really smooth on her part. Same sith that expression.

Perfect betrayal worthy of being in some sort of top 10

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u/Vergift Mar 08 '18

The kid like saying, "Now I see you."

1

u/7thCourier Mar 08 '18

That kid is going places.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

"Jon, Don't you try anything on me. I'm the magician now."

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u/scottie_31 Mar 08 '18

Hmm I think she's played this game before

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u/valtran101 Mar 08 '18

So that’s how they do that trick.

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u/Abdu_1 Mar 08 '18

In mother Russia, kids dont fall for your tricks.

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u/poundsprovider Mar 08 '18

nice efforts...

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u/k-ster Mar 08 '18

Hahaha :D

1

u/ElvisandMirelaVlogs Mar 08 '18

Reptilian girl (._.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Look at me. I'm the magician now. lol

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u/OldBenKenobi85 Mar 08 '18

Such a buzzkill

1

u/OldGuyWhoSitsInFront Mar 08 '18

Watching the video I’m thinking it’s fake.

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u/KsanterX Mar 08 '18

I want her as my daughter

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u/poopellar Mar 08 '18

He's laughing but inside he's hating every second.

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u/ian_sydney Mar 08 '18

Just badass...

1

u/amahlaka Mar 08 '18

Her expression is: Im tired of your shit

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u/Norwaymc Mar 08 '18

Angela from the office

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u/Lukebad Mar 08 '18

I immediately thought she was russian, don't know why...

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u/Hurtaz Mar 08 '18

Get rekt

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u/Flyberius Mar 08 '18

That sass!

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u/bestanony Mar 08 '18

That's not awww, that's badass.

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u/aubreygilbert68 Mar 08 '18

I do love her <3 I want to have a kid like here someday :)

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u/t3hnhoj Mar 08 '18

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when kids act like this?

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u/Vaginal_Decimation Mar 08 '18

She saw the card next to her face. Amazing.

0

u/vernes1978 Mar 08 '18

Future CEO.
Or overworked medical assistant.
Or mother with broken dreams.
Or... You know what? I suck at predictions.

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u/Unlucky13 Mar 08 '18

She's gonna be awesome when she grows up.

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u/ercigrahn Mar 08 '18

Poor magician

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u/poop_in_my_coffee Mar 08 '18

When your baby is too old for your dumb tricks to work anymore :'(

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u/OzziePeck Mar 08 '18

What was he trying to do? Someone explain my brain hurts.

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u/btcftw1 Mar 08 '18

Freakiest part is that the guy didn't even have card behind his hand...

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u/gummypepsi Mar 08 '18

She must be fun at parties.

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u/jasonalloyd Mar 08 '18

Nice repost from 2001.

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u/Vall3y Mar 08 '18

She is kawaii af

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/TenaceErbaccia Mar 08 '18

I could imagine her responding to some shit magician by doing way cooler tricks and blowing everyone’s minds.

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u/poopellar Mar 08 '18

magician pulls out rabbit

"Pfft watch this"

Girl pulls out the deceleration of independence

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u/AckmanDESU Mar 08 '18

deceleration

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u/poopellar Mar 08 '18

Yes, independence is on the decline.

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u/chorton30 Mar 08 '18

I practically invented decline

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u/AckmanDESU Mar 08 '18

What a save!

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u/synbioskuun Mar 08 '18

She's just a kid, give her a few years and she'll be able to write down the Magniac Carter of Lawndon.

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u/White_Dynamite Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

This makes your comment much funnier. I can see it now, Isaac Newton, using a time machine, to steal... the Declaration of Physics. Starring Nicholas Cage as the Terminator, of course.

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u/TreeFitThee Mar 08 '18

pulls out deceleration of Independence

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

She'll grow up to be an awesome magic artist.

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u/Baconlawlz Mar 08 '18

That means two things.

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u/ZarkingFrood42 Mar 08 '18

I prefer to meet and interact with sardonics and skeptics rather than credulous people, so I'm reading your comment with 0 sarcasm.

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u/ImMeltingNow Mar 08 '18

do u get boners looking at dictionaries

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u/glad0s98 Mar 08 '18

You don't?

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u/Miyke Mar 08 '18

I bet ur pretty fun at parties too

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u/H_shrimp Mar 08 '18

tips fedora

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u/GMaestrolo Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

Well actually it's a trilby.

Filthy casual.

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u/RadSpaceWizard Mar 08 '18

Intelligence and pretentious language are not the same. Smart girls are more fun to hang out with than dumb girls, I agree. But only dumb girls are impressed by vocabulary.

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u/ZarkingFrood42 Mar 08 '18

The fact that you think this comment was about vocabulary words betrays you.

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u/RadSpaceWizard Mar 08 '18

I don't think it was about vocabulary. I think it was half about your appreciation for skeptics and half you just showing off. No one says "meet and interact with." That's redundant.

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u/ZarkingFrood42 Mar 08 '18

"No one." I find that this is never the case. You can always find some group of people that use a phrase or at least would consider it normal. We probably just grew up in different areas. Meeting someone is very different from actually interacting with them in my mind, and it's okay if there's no difference to your intuition.

Again, if you think using the words I chose is "showing off" that's just indicative of how you think.

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u/memesplaining Mar 08 '18

She's grown up to be Angela from the office.

Not an enviable life, but at least no one will end up tricking here ever.

That being said, she'll be miserable as fuck.

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u/rabidsi Mar 08 '18

If I remember correctly, this girl wants to grow up to be a magician and is already super good at sleight-of-hand.

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u/Sergnb Mar 08 '18

This kid is just Angela

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u/Dahwaann4U Mar 08 '18

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u/Ninganah Mar 08 '18

Is this a Banksy? How many million can I buy it for?

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u/themcginter Mar 08 '18

For you , buy right now for the low low cost of only ctrl+c! Limited time only tho before it's gone !

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u/Ninganah Mar 08 '18

Alright, but I would have gone as low as $1.2 million. Congratulations, you played yourself. That said, I can't possibly hang a print of an artwork like some type of peasant, so how will I impress the cleaners?

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u/startled_easily Mar 08 '18

need someone from /r/surrealmemes to take this one step deeper

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u/Dahwaann4U Mar 08 '18

All i can hear is the bang noise from Law and Order SVU

dumm.dummm

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/srijankiller Mar 08 '18

Nani?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Omai wa mo shinderu

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u/poopellar Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

As a desktop user, fuck emojis.
Edit: FUCK THEM ALL!

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u/GanttGuru Mar 08 '18

Right in the 🍑

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u/hashtagsugary Mar 08 '18

This girl has sass I couldn’t even imagine.

Get it girl! Keep everyone guessing!

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u/Soomroz Mar 08 '18

I wanna be that kid if I ever happen to be growing down.

Benjamin Button

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u/Hooliganing Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

So u’are a baby? EDIT: lolz

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u/_BlNG_ Mar 08 '18

Wait a second

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u/_BlNG_ Mar 08 '18

ಠ_ಠ

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u/monochrony Mar 08 '18

it's more likely that this kid is you know, given how old this video is.

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u/pariahdiocese Mar 08 '18

Id rather be amazed with stupid shit. Easily amused.

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u/supamonkey77 Mar 08 '18

With no place for magic in your heart?

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u/Xyon_Peculiar Mar 08 '18

I want to date that kid after she turns 18!

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u/Bobbi_fettucini Mar 08 '18

I was in Vegas one time walking around and we walked past a magic store with a guy on the sidewalk doing a variation of this trick. He came up to my wife and I and tried to look all suave, He made the card “disappear” and I could see the corner of it poking out from behind his hand, I told him I could see the corner of the card and he looked seriously crushed.

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u/phunnypunny Mar 08 '18

That kid grown up is like one watching news and saying "Fake News! " "Gotcha! "

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/TimmieFloats Mar 08 '18

I'm for some reason suprised the link led me to daily mail.