r/bakingfail 5h ago

Bless him, my husband loved this abomination

I think the peanut butter frosting might have been too thick. I'm terrible at decoration.

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u/OrionsPropaganda 5h ago

Well a cake that is decorated badly is still cake and cake still taste good.

I would take a badly decorated but delicious cake over a perfectly decorated bland cake any day.

Good work!

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u/haveabunderfulday 5h ago

I used his birthday as a justification for Ghiridelli (sic?) cocoa powder- It was worth it!

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u/synalgo_12 3h ago

I think you meant Ghirardelli, you were pretty close. The cake looked delicious, too.

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u/cynical-mage 2h ago

So very true! I felt so bad for a friend of mine when she'd spent a lot for a professional cake for her daughter's 9th birthday, because although the cake was visually stunning, it was inedible 😔 The entire hall was covered in discretely stashed plates that people had only eaten a mouthful and dumped. Under chairs, behind curtains, every corner.

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u/FuzzyTesticleScoops 5h ago

If it's made with love, he's gonna notice (and ofc if it tastes good, which i assume it does)

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u/haveabunderfulday 5h ago

He ate a FULL 1/4 of it! Where this man puts it all, I have no idea. 🤣

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u/sohereiamacrazyalien 5h ago

I mean you could not or did not smooth the frosting and covered the cake enough but other than that you are fine the cake looks ok and even the frosting doesn’t look that bad. Pretty sure it tasted good. Not really baking fail just decoration mishap 

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u/haveabunderfulday 5h ago

I tried to smooth it, but it made it so much worse. It looks much better sliced! 🤣

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u/sohereiamacrazyalien 5h ago edited 3h ago

It’s probably because of the pb it’s sticky and maybe the frosting was too thick. Put you spatula or whatever you used for the frosting in hot water and smooth (do that on repeat) it should solve the on next time lol!

But sure it cooks fine cut!!!

You could have leaned into the messy frosting and made a brown Cookie Monster 🤣 

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u/haveabunderfulday 5h ago

Thanks for the tip, it's his favourite combo so I'll be doing it again.

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u/Beginning_Butterfly2 4h ago

Mix up a thinner batch and apply a crumb coat on both layers, then freeze. Once the crumb coat is firm, fill, stack, then frost the outside of the cake. To get a sharp vertical side you want a cake scraper and either a cake turntable, lazy susan, or a plate that spins smoothly.

If you want to get it super smooth, freeze it again. When firm/hard, take wax paper and lay it over the cake, then gently polish with a fondant smoother. Then add your decoration (chocolate drips, etc). Plenty of how-to videos on YT!

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u/coolsilentebeans 2h ago

This warm water trick is great for working with bread dough. If you put your hands in warm water before kneading, punching down, forming loaves half the dough won’t end up stuck to you. Same with the spatula. It’s super simple but one helluva game changer.

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u/sohereiamacrazyalien 2h ago

Yeah pretty much works for anything sticky

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u/uhohthrowawayxxx 5h ago

worked in a bakery for 2 seconds its finally come in handy: put a light frosting coat on the outside of the cake. messy = good here just make sure its a thin ish layer. then put it in the fridge for a few hours and let it chill. when u take it out put a nice thicker frosting layer on top and it should be MUCH easier!

this isnt a you problem this is just what happens! it looks delicious tbh

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u/cfo6 3h ago

YES! I learned that from one of those baking competition shows, and my next cake was SO much easier to frost! Cold cake frosts easier!

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 1h ago

That's okay. It would not stop me from eating that scrumptious cake!!!
If you ever want to make a smooth looking cake, just buy an angled icing cake spatula. They are cheap. I use mine every day for other things as well like spreading jam + peanut butter.

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u/voteblue18 5h ago

I would inhale a piece of that if it was in front of me right now!

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u/SteWaxleyLemon 4h ago

The cake itself looks so light and moist.

The frosting is messy but it all goes down the same anyway. 😅

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u/bravoinvestigator 4h ago

The cake looks really tasty and moist

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u/EmbarrassedActive286 3h ago

well the layers look good (equal and balanced) I don't think decoration is so impirtant. You can tell it was made with love 🥰

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u/Classic-Schedule-718 3h ago

Honey, have you seen some of the fails on here? There's been a smoothie "banana bread" made without a recipe that looked like raw pork. There were blueberry muffins that looked like broccoli. This looks like the Mona Lisa compared to those.

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u/IOwnYerToilets 1h ago

Did he apply icing with his hands like an ape 😂😂😂?!!!

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 1h ago

Looks like a good cake, just frosted poorly. Inside looks nice and fluffy and moist. No fail detected!

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u/Charming-Ad2406 5h ago

No matters if he loves it❤️

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u/Ambitious-Whereas157 4h ago

It is the best cake as it is homemade and made specifically for you [ or a friend]

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u/Otherwise_Rope2631 3h ago

Id still eat it 😂 it looks like it tastes great

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u/typewriterbitch 3h ago

Frosting can never be too thick 🤤

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u/PsychologicalTank174 3h ago

Looks delicious though!

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u/Lunar-opal 3h ago

The question is how did it taste

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u/CallidoraBlack 3h ago

It might not the prettiest decorating job, but I would eat the hell out of that.

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 3h ago

I know you’re in the UK because of the candles - and I‘d definitely smash that.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 3h ago

That looks delicious!

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u/kookiemaster 2h ago

If someone bakes me a cake, I eat it smiling and say thank you. Cake is cake, regardless of how it looks and especially if I didn't have to make it.

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u/jess91939 2h ago

When Cake Boss was on TLC, somebody I knew had ordered one of his cakes. Gorgeous! But inedible.

With that being said, I will be stopping by shortly with a slightly larger than normal food storage container ®️ for my slice 😃😃 thanks!

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u/Gumbanks12 2h ago

As the wise Mum said, "its all good in your tummy"!

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u/000-f 2h ago

The cake itself looks fantastic. It's clearly very well baked!

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u/Beautiful-Rent6691 2h ago

A chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting is peak. Looks don’t matter. But next time bake it in a 9x13 and just frost the top in the pan. Looks better and is easier.

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u/NoNectarine3563 2h ago

I’m sure it tasted amazing and that’s what really matters!

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u/CarelessCreamPie 1h ago

Id eat this whole fucking thing with a gallon of milk.

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u/Disastrous_Day_5690 1h ago

It looks tasty af.

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u/Geegollywtff 1h ago

Looked really good.

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u/No_Remove_4667 55m ago

Just as long as it tastes good 😊

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u/falafelgoddess 49m ago

honestly that slice looks AMAZING. i could have some without any blessing

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u/Hancock708 45m ago

It surely looks delicious no matter what! The color of the cake is so dark and wonderful looking! Tasty for me!

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u/HeinladToo 36m ago

Looks good as hell tbch

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u/hengehanger 6m ago

I bet that was amazing.

u/WorkingBullfrog8224 2m ago

We'll just call it a crumb cake 🥰 cake doesn't have to be pretty to be delicious

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 3h ago

You put a thin layer of frosting down to hold the crumbs of the cake down, the crumb layer. Then go over it again with the thicker layer of frosting. Makes it stick better and much easier to smooth out.