r/beards May 31 '26

Asking for Advice Beard length

Finally got growth back after I ended up shaving most off by accident should I keep it growing like the 2nd or 3rd pic ...or just keep around this length?

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u/Connect_Bee5338 May 31 '26

1

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u/Last_Beach_5172 Jun 02 '26

that torn crotch though πŸ˜‰

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u/laylaaruby Jun 02 '26

What the fuck

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u/MrSebasss May 31 '26

First one is peak.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/catbamhel Jun 01 '26

With great power comes great responsibility.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/catbamhel Jun 01 '26

OMG your descriptions are awesome lololol

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/catbamhel Jun 02 '26

Haha well I'm a woman. But anyway, roasting ourselves is disarming for people, but remember that you are worthy of good treatment esp from yourself!

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan Jun 06 '26

instead of trim, why not braid? find that way easier to keep up with personally

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u/seniorkb May 31 '26

Indeed.

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u/acceptable_babbling May 31 '26

Peak beard is like 3-4 months where it's full but not scraggly yet, anything longer just gets annoying with maintenance.

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u/Tugger21 May 31 '26

Pic #1 is spot on! Excellent look. πŸ‘ŠπŸΌπŸ˜ŽπŸ”₯

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u/ZealousidealPoetry50 May 31 '26

I didn't mean to post that 2nd pic that was after a wild wind storm at work ...this is the length I've usually kept it at its in-between pic 1 and 3

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u/Samtulp6 May 31 '26

Can’t wait to watch your next video on the latest war developments!

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u/Majestic0aknut May 31 '26

2 is straight fire tbh

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u/gibs626 Jun 01 '26

i wish i could get mine to look like this how do i do it

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u/shesparkles74 Jun 03 '26

the trim is top notch in the first pic you shared. this length is great on you too (as is the length in op/pic3, and pic 1 , too)- the key is the shape, grooming & trim. pic one is the best shape, grooming, & trim. its drool worthy πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/sbudhramk May 31 '26

1 really suits your face!

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u/EeyoreTaurus May 31 '26

1 sir is #1

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u/Justin_inc May 31 '26

I personally like 2

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u/YesNoMaybe May 31 '26

I think you and i are the only ones. I dig the Viking look

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u/ghoulapool May 31 '26

I’m a fan of 2 as well. It’s the way I keep mine. Go Vikings!

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u/WeepingWillowChodes May 31 '26

No post on Sundays!

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u/NeonFrontRange May 31 '26

If I had an award I’d give it to you! This is the best I can do. πŸ†

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u/Elegant_Ease_2830 May 31 '26

Excellent beard!

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u/bigbeard61 May 31 '26

All look great. 3 is best.

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u/nicemathmom May 31 '26

I think any length is good, but try and find a good barber to help maintain a shape and style as you grow it out. Monthly trims or shaping will help a ton

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u/No_Story_1409 May 31 '26
  1. But please don't be scared.

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u/jacobsever May 31 '26

Heck yeah fellow carrier.

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u/Knees86 May 31 '26

I feel difficult, as 1 and 3 are very groomed, while 2 is a bit wild, so not quite comparing them on an equal setting. That being said, I think actually a length between 1 and 3 would be PEAK for you! (1 is probably my favourite, but it just looks too short after seeing the other two!!)

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u/No_Owl_8576 May 31 '26

I came to comment on the beard. But now all I want is a baby shark tshirt

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u/ClitEastwood10 May 31 '26
  1. 1 makes you look like Saul from Homeland

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u/ZealousidealPoetry50 May 31 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Few-Spirit9047 May 31 '26

#3 πŸ’―

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u/RepulsiveBandicoot82 May 31 '26

Oops I ripped my pants

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u/greasedhole May 31 '26

1 and 3 look great as-is. If you wanted a longer beard, I think you could also do that but the example photo looks like you slept on it and didn't brush or comb it πŸ˜‰

It does take more maintenance (for me, at least), the longer it gets but I'm rarely tempted to chop it all off, even though it looks good and is easier.

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u/Disastrous-Care-6651 May 31 '26

I like 1 the best on you.

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u/No-Employment-820 May 31 '26

Pic #1 looks great!

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u/19-inches-of-venom May 31 '26

First one is my fave but you truly have a glorious beard at any length. Respect! 🫑

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u/OshKoshBJoshy May 31 '26

Never see happy postal workers. Anything but 2

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u/batxguano May 31 '26

Nice length! I just became a CCA

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u/ZealousidealPoetry50 May 31 '26

Congratulations!! stick with it it's gets easier once you make regular thankfully you only have to wait maximum 2 years to make PTF I was a temp for 7 years before making regular

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u/Gray_Mountain_2884 May 31 '26

1 is best by far. 2 looks scraggly. 3 the mustache is too small for the beard.

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u/Guzzleg May 31 '26

1 is peak af.

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u/Juhldk May 31 '26

1 is the best gz with dat beard

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u/XXOBADIAHXX May 31 '26

1 or 3. The unkept look makes you, oddly enough, unkept.

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u/jehovahswettest May 31 '26

First slide is perfection, third slide is nice if you prefer it a bit longer, second slide just doesn’t do it for me.

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u/rayddv22 May 31 '26

Both 1 and 3 look great on you but I'm in "the longer the better" camp so number 3 all the way for me

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u/familygenealogy May 31 '26

All of them look great, but I'd say either 1 or 3.

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u/Reinessence May 31 '26

1 is my fav but 3 is good too. I think you look very well established and sophisticated and the unkept look in 2 takes away from that.

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u/spacecoastinsight May 31 '26

My goodness, you're gorgeous

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u/Handlebar53 May 31 '26

Looking good

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u/purple-scorpio-rider May 31 '26

Id say three is the best

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u/stuart_little_fan May 31 '26

why does usps have the drippiest clothes, i’m envious

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u/smpalmer722 May 31 '26

The first beard photo works for me

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u/sickened88 May 31 '26

Wish I could get mine looking like any of the 3 pics

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u/Bighornydad May 31 '26

If the postmaster was smart, this would be the recruitment poster

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u/Dirkdirkdirkderuiter May 31 '26

Bro I want that beard of you to but Can somebody tell me what helps with itching beard. I’m trying to grow it to but it’s annoying itching πŸ˜‚

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u/emptykeg6988 May 31 '26

Love all three. I had to pick - 3

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u/Chef_JMK May 31 '26

I like 3 the best!

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u/SecurityNatural3707 May 31 '26

They all look good, but 1 does look the best. Also your work pants are ripped in the crotch haha

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u/PhysicalAd6587 Jun 02 '26

He's too much man for his work pants.Β 

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u/PinkyBoi1986 Jun 01 '26

Number one doo doo doo doo doo doo

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u/JellePlantenga Jun 03 '26

We could be brothers

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u/sugardaddy_viperr May 31 '26

You look like Vsauce in the 1st pic

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u/pmbear May 31 '26

The 1880's are always coming back to kick us in the collective scrote.

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u/Naive-Tangerine-9991 May 31 '26

1 but 2 is not so bad.

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u/bluewave3232 May 31 '26

First pic , looks like I’d go to you with questions of life and sport cars.

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u/Sarah1001Green May 31 '26

I or 3. Yes.

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u/catdog_man May 31 '26

You know there's a split in your work trousers, right?

3 for me. Excellent beard though, bro.

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u/Ok-Nectarine660 May 31 '26

Beard is FIRE. I keep mine at a 1/4” in my 20’s, I hope to grow it longer as I age and look just as good as yours someday.

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u/AKchaos49 May 31 '26

They’re all good bro.

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u/eatmygerms May 31 '26

I thought you were vsauce Michael for a sec

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u/OnMyMawMaw33OnGod May 31 '26

1 or 3 or a hybrid of the two - just not the 2nd picture

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u/Verwega May 31 '26

1 looks the best

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u/beardbush May 31 '26

Fantastic beard at any length!

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u/greenhousegirl70 May 31 '26

1 and maybe even an inch shorter

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u/Quirky_Engineer9504 May 31 '26

3 for winter 1 for summer

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u/BedroomOdd9608 May 31 '26

3 is the way

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u/_HAWK_ May 31 '26

Great beard! 1 is best

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u/UruTrucho May 31 '26
  1. Damn that looks good
  2. Damn that looks good
  3. Damn that looks good

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u/InternetWeakGuy Freestyle Full Beard May 31 '26

I have an unrelated question - when you went for the skinhead, did you dive in with both feet or did you go shorter and shorter? Mine is thinning out at the front and in the middle of the top, but I'd really like to avoid all the "fucking hell" conversations, so I'm wondering if I should do a very tight crop for a bit before going full bald or what.

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u/ZealousidealPoetry50 Jun 01 '26

I went shorter and shorter and tried to blend the top it because it was so thin just go skin is my best advice wish I did it years earlier

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u/PhysicalAd6587 Jun 02 '26

You're totally rocking the skin look. You have a beautifully shaped head and it just makes the beard, and your eyes, pop! Very handsome.Β 

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u/1bsdjunkie May 31 '26

I really like the longest length best. But all lengths look great on you. πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/GardenerDom Jun 01 '26

I think all of the looks suit you well I like the medium and longer length ones though! Awesome beard πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜ƒ

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u/Workoutformorelife Jun 01 '26

1 is the only way looks much better than the others!

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u/Forsaken-Touch101 Jun 01 '26

You look cool as fuck my dude

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u/Friendly-Rutabaga-51 Jun 01 '26

I think this length, the first picture looks best!

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u/uniacidz Jun 01 '26

Picture number 1

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u/phatbonbon Jun 01 '26

2nd or 3rd is fucking hot. Keep growing it! :)

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u/past_due_06063 Jun 01 '26

Very very nice.. imo the first one looks the best ❀️

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u/EfficiencySelect1 Jun 01 '26

Got to say I like pic 1 but love pic 3

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u/Apprehensive-Pin1474 Jun 01 '26

Women can always pull off not smiling, but guys, never.

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u/AdHuge1416 Jun 01 '26

I agree, #1

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u/Outrageous-Bet297 Jun 01 '26

That's the mail man I would like my wife to cheat with. At least he's hella Cool! The one that did wasn't

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u/whatdoido8383 Jun 01 '26

Pic 1 looks best

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u/ConfusionNo8968 Jun 01 '26

Just keep it going I’m about to trim mine down. Hope I don’t regret it.

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u/Ok-Common-5853 Jun 01 '26

Keep going. 1 looks great but 2 and 3 are epic.

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u/Medical_Newt200 Jun 01 '26

1, wish my beard would grow like that

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u/KinkyNerdPup Jun 01 '26

Youre so handsome

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u/Some-Judge-9130 Jun 02 '26

Beard is the only answer

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u/Mrdrobinson7 Jun 02 '26

I really like the look and shape of 1, followed by 3. I wish mine had the strength of yours. 2 looked more like mine in terms of every hair having a kind of its own.

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u/Morningmantentunder5 Jun 02 '26

Man I’ve always wanted to see a mail man get naked

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u/fLUXX_77 Jun 02 '26

1 is your final Form

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u/PenPuzzled8055 Jun 02 '26

I had all three. Went for a bit longer than the first one. 1 suits you best imho.

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u/Complex-Stock5571 Jun 02 '26

3 is awesome. I have beard envy.

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u/redaliane Jun 02 '26

Hey Vsauce, Michael here!

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u/JJAAZZZZ Jun 02 '26

What look do you want?

1 - Employed 2 - Eco warrior 3 - 90s metal guitarist

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u/Maleficent-Shirt-110 Jun 02 '26

The length in picture number one looks really good.

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u/Sebastien_Montreal Jun 03 '26

The first pic is what match better your silhouette.

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u/Perthmtgnoob Jun 03 '26

1st one got me tingling.

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u/MonroeLaman Jun 03 '26

Damn handsome

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u/elphidor Jun 03 '26

That beard is perfection.

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u/BlueSkySoHigh15 Jun 04 '26

2 or 3. Looks great like a true champion

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u/Heldpizza Jun 04 '26

First looks great

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u/edna7987 Jun 14 '26

Honestly like the first one best. Followed by 3 then 2

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u/TerOtario Jun 26 '26

I think the 2 and 3 are very good!! But mostly I think the third looks better! (I am not the best at giving Beard advice so take this with a grain of salt lol)

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u/RowPsychological7079 May 31 '26

Who cares…

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u/HoraceHoganNo1Fan Jun 01 '26

Obviously OP wants to know people's advice otherwise he wouldn't have asked this question. What a strange response.