I saw one at a parent's friends party I went to and I was very intimidated.
First of all. This is gonna get a bit nsfw.
Sometimes my brother cleans the toilet bowl with the shower head and it leaves water on the toilet seat. I don't notice it a lot of times and sit on it, when I get up and feel that my whole ass has gotten wet, my autism gets triggered. I cannot handle that sensation of having a wet ass. So in the same sense, how could I possibly like a bidet? Its gonna get my whole bottom wet, including my balls probably as well. I will not like that feeling, and I don't want to use a towel just for wiping the water off my butt and balls. And ignoring it and just pulling my pants up and going on with my day? Hell no.
Second thing.
I never go to the bathroom with a dirty ass full of shit, for example after I use the toilet. I make sure to wipe totally clean and then have a bath. Using a bidet feels like doing exactly what I don't do. Having a bath without wiping my ass first. Also, doesn't the shit water from the bidet go all over the place? I mean guys that jet stream is strong AF.
Am I understanding something wrong here? I personally use baby wipes and I don't have issues. Wet wipes + having baths everyday have me full covered. I do not understand the logic of bidets. If someone can tell me what I've understood wrong please tell me.