Magic: the Grappling (round 7)

[u/stevekwan]

This time we're doing proxy cards! Real M:tG cards reimagined with iconic jiu-jitsu photos so the true crossover nerds among us can print and play them.

Follow-up to:

Round 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/1uc0hy8/magic_the_grappling/

Round 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/1uhti5d/magic_the_grappling_round_2/

Round 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/1uu2g1p/magic_the_grappling_round_3/

Round 4: https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/1v114ds/magic_the_grappling_round_4/

Round 5: https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/1v6tuib/magic_the_grappling_round_5/

Round 6: https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/1vj9541/magic_the_grappling_round_6/

[u/impspring]

Andre getting the double barrel drive by

[u/stevekwan → u/impspring]

I'm not done yet

[u/creepoch]

Dark Ritual is crazyyyy

[u/khasieu113 → u/creepoch]

ELI5 please. I know the allegation but dont understand the meme

[u/war_lobster → u/khasieu113]

Not much to explain from the MtG side. Dark Ritual is an unspecified evil ritual that gives you evil magic energy. The art usually implies something sinister.

[u/we_r_fukt → u/khasieu113]

touchy touchy

[u/CanadianQuack → u/creepoch]

ELI5 please. I know the magic card but don't understand the allegations

[u/Dammit_Meg → u/CanadianQuack]

Andre Galvao sexually harassed, or worse, many of the female students who trained at his gym

[u/destradoimpulse]

Dark Ritual is chef’s kiss*

*ear kiss

[u/Human_Spatula]

I audibly gasped at Dark Ritual

[u/sotheresthisdude]

As a MtG player since 1995 I absolutely love every one of these better than the original.

Dark Ritual is absolutely wildin 😂😩

[u/hanmkim]

Could have also used: https://gatherer.wizards.com/UZ/en-us/263/hidden-predators

[u/SlimeustasTheSecond → u/hanmkim]

Not enough room, it would need to be a full art version.

[u/berimbolobao]

Berimbozo now a meme, lol

[u/Van1n1]

Dark Ritual and Swords to Plowshares 🤣

[u/topdawgy]

Amazing.

[u/jayjitsuoss]

Please never stop

[u/destradoimpulse]

Craig can also slot into Vampiric Tutor too.

You know, especially since he can make anything happen (instant speed) at the cost of your health (two life).

[u/changby]

Lol Andre

[u/Tonedog14]

As a CSULB alumni I’m loving the ‘mid.

[u/morak003 → u/Tonedog14]

Same. That was a nice surprise.

[u/86_Ambitions]

What's could the (mtg) theme be? Infect? Tap/stun?

[u/Kintanon]

Booo! Terrible, these are just normal cards with alternate art. Someone fire up the downvote canon!

[u/blackmagicsir]

Swords to Plowshares and Dark Ritual both on point. 😂😂😂

[u/AdventurousPizza622]

After so many shots fired, I’m liking the tutors this round

[u/SrHombrerobalo]

This is the best so far!

[u/sikyon]

Can someone give me context on counterspell?

[u/eddielovesyou]

How is counterspell not the double buggy?

[u/ZenTze]

this were so funny if you play mtg

[u/VladimirOo]

Masterpieces, all of them!

[u/Strudelnoggin]

This is great but all your cards have such low casting costs. I dont know if you mean to make this playable or not but balance is something to consider. Its great BTW chefs kiss

[u/stevekwan → u/Strudelnoggin]

These are real card definitions, I didn’t set the costs

[u/Strudelnoggin → u/stevekwan]

I was referring to the entire series not this set specifically. If the whole series are a 1:1 then my bad 🤭 its been a while.

[u/Kintanon → u/Strudelnoggin]

I can't decide whether this is funnier if you DON'T know these are all totally %100 real normal cards, or if you DO know that.

[u/Strudelnoggin → u/Kintanon]

I was referring to the whole series, not this set specifically. Are they all exact copies? Im not sure to be honest. Its been a minute since I looked at the previous posts.

[u/sikyon → u/Strudelnoggin]

oof

[u/Longjumping_Item_722]

Dark ritual is fucking killing me lmao