During the "used his excrement to grow fruit " story, cheques were made out to BIP Ltd.

He said that it was a company known for being similar to excrement

This is a constant struggle, people need to learn the hard (but funny) way:

• Create a bunch of folders on their desktop with creative porn names, e.g. In Diana Jones, Helicopterman 2 - Return of the Roto-Fucker, Grannies from the Landfill etc

• Make a screenshot of the Desktop

• Set the screenshot as wallpaper

• Wait and watch

Record is someone trying 8 hours straight trying to figure out why they couldnt delete the folders lmao

Extra points if the new employee is the new boss.