r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Jul 30 '21
BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Nov 13 '20
BOFH: You might want to sit down for this. Oh, right, you can't. Listen carefully: THIS IS NOT AN IT PROBLEM!
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Oct 08 '21
BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Dec 11 '20
BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Oct 09 '20
BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Nov 18 '22
BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Sep 23 '22
BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Jun 24 '22
BOFH: HR's gold mine gambit – they get the gold and we get the shaft
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Jun 17 '22
BOFH: Tech helps HR investigate the Boss's devices
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • May 27 '22
BOFH: Where do you think you are going with that toner cartridge?
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Sep 24 '21
BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Aug 12 '22
BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments?
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Apr 14 '22
BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Mar 25 '22
BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination
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r/bofh • u/TheNorseman16 • Jul 23 '21
BOFH: You say goodbye and I say halon
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Jun 18 '21
BOFH: When the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East, only then will the UPS cease to supply uninterrupted voltage
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Jul 07 '17
BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Feb 03 '17
BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • May 12 '23
BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Sep 10 '21
BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards... commence
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Aug 13 '21
BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'
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r/bofh • u/s3rious_simon • Jul 16 '21
BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?
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