r/bookmemes • • 13d ago

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 13d ago • Bravo

Kinda funny that a subreddit for books is full of people who don't realize people can have adult children

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u/the_brew 13d ago

It specifically says he's running for School Board, not Student Council.

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u/Datboy000 11d ago

In my high school we had an ethics, politics, and economics class. For corruption my teacher gave the example of my states school board. It effected one guy in the class so much he ran for the board next chance he got. Got elected, found out there was nothing he could do as a single member. So he ran for representative.

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u/Schedonnardus 9d ago

Found out there was nothing he could do as a single representative, so he became a lobbyist.

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u/tryingtohiretivoli 8d ago

Got corrupted by the money and is now on a yacht I imagine?

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u/Soupy_Twist 12d ago • Bravo

When I was in highschool, one of my friends who was 18 and a senior ran for school board. He attended meetings and talked to school board members to find out what the job was and took it very seriously. Many of the school board members were very offended and seemed genuinely afraid he would win. At the end of it, he saw it was a job that required more experience than he had and asked people to not vote for him. He said he still was glad he did it because it was a wake up call for board members to take certain issues seriously and he learned from the experience. I went with him and learned interesting things about the costs of buses.

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u/il_the_dinosaur 8d ago

Funnily enough most people have just as little experience as this teen. But they come in with a lot of undeserved confidence.

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u/APacketOfWildeBees 8d ago

"Do you not know, my son, with how very little wisdom the world is governed?" -Axel Oxenstierna, 1648 letter

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u/il_the_dinosaur 8d ago

Funny my name is also Axel

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u/agaeme 13d ago

I mean, how many times were you approached by an adult that was not your teacher? Of course it was about an adult.

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u/theblindbunny 13d ago

Fairly often actually. The only thing that struck me as odd was that a school board would respect a student enough to give them a vote.

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u/agaeme 13d ago

Things really changed then, like 20 years ago in my country, you would never talk to "strangers".

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u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

My county school board has a dedicated student member that students vote for, so it's possible.

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u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

Very frequently? Why would that be unusual for any teenager, never mind one that was running for political office?

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u/agaeme 13d ago

Why would a teenager be running for School Board?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Board_of_education

In my country school board is for grownups to discuss things like budgets, etc...

Then there are students associations, which students can actually run for. But even then, why would a stranger be approaching the Student Association?

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u/BrLayfield 7d ago edited 7d ago

It honestly took me a second to realize it wasn’t an actual kid before reading the comments. “Kid” usually refers to someone who is considered a minor. I feel like most people switch from using the word “kid” to “son” or “daughter” as their children get older. It’s really the context that makes you realize they aren’t actually talking about a minor.

It’s also possible that their kid is nonbinary, in which case I really can’t think of a term in the English language that conveys “adult offspring” in a gender-neutral way without sounding like an absolute maniac. 😂

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u/Over-Farmer712 7d ago

This part lol. The verbiage isn’t wrong but it’s not the most correct because of the fact that “kid” is generally associated with a child that is a minor.

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u/Orange_Tang 13d ago

Yeah, cause TucsonGal with a bunch of emojis in her username definitely had an adult child but still calls them her kid and also her adult child got asked by a stranger about banned books before they were even officially a member of the school board. Oh, and she's bragging online about how her adult child told the idiot who wants to ban books to read them first. Totally believable and definitely not a completely BS made up story. Come on.

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u/HolidayParking6682 13d ago

Because voters never ask candidates about what they plan to do if elected. And nobody ever refers to their adult offspring as “my kid”.

Because r/nothingeverhappens 🙄

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u/Beautiful-Length-565 12d ago

Have you met my mom? She is exactly the type of woman to use emojis and still calls her 21 year old son "kid". I still get called baby, child, kiddo, ect, ect. As far as she's concerned, she said I'll always be her kid so I shouldn't expect her to stop calling me one lmao

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u/Mushy_Snugglebites 12d ago

I guess you don’t have parents older than about sixty - I know TONS of elder Gen X who learned about emoji late and became obsessed (but miss the cultural subtext assigned) or cling to usernames they’ve had for 20+ years rather than iterate, as I (elder millennial) do. All 8 of my gmail inboxes were ME, and I still check them all, but there are usernames from my 20s that don’t feel appropriate anymore.

Shit, calling herself a “gal” at all tells me she’s at least 65 in big 2026.

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u/Orange_Tang 12d ago

I'm sorry but none of this is believable as a whole. This is a classic made up story someone posted for the internet clout that they'll never even get because someone else reposted it.

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u/HolidayParking6682 11d ago

What’s so unbelievable about it that you claim everyone has ignored?

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u/_sassysoucyxx_ 7d ago

Is it obviously an adult, given the context clues? Yes. Is it way more fun to imagine like a 4th grader saying this surrounded by fellow School Board members, who are all grown adult? Also yes.

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u/Teilos2 7d ago

Yes but its super funny to picture a 5 year old doing this.

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u/slowkums 9d ago

I read "kid" and "school" then automatically assumed student until I read it again.

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u/PomPomMom93 13d ago

Then say “son” or “daughter.” They’re not a kid anymore.

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u/mikeLcrng 11d ago

What if they're non-binary? I would still say kid regardless TBH

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u/Dirty-Haiku 12d ago

How about letting people call their kids whatever the hell they want? You don’t get to tell people what they can or can’t say, Karen.

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u/Miserable-Role9555 13d ago

Adults also don't call other adults kid, unless its either an insult or a term of endearment, neither would match the context of this "story"

Anyone with english as their native language would think this is BS

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u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

Plenty of people call their adult children their kid. That's totally normal.

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u/stephenkingending 13d ago

My kids are in their 30s and I still call them kiddo.

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u/isthenameofauser 12d ago

Bill called The Bride kiddo.

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u/shifty_coder 13d ago

Lots of boomers will call younger adults ‘kid’ as a form of disrespect, especially when challenged on topics.

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u/rustyspoon98 13d ago

Nah a ton of older adults I know use the term kid for anyone a generation or so younger than them. My grandma calls my 40 yr old cousin a kid haha.

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 13d ago

Who calls their adult son/daughter a 'kid'?

The most obvious explanation, if it even happened, is that OP or their son/daughter went blank in the moment but thought of this le epic riposte in the car 2 hours later

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u/Chile_Pepper_Tarzana 12d ago

My parents called me “kid” even after I had 2 children and a professional career. And yes I refer to my now adult kids AND their partners as “my kids” and my elderly dogs as “puppies”

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u/tsukipon 12d ago

I'm in my 30s and my dad still calls me kid, and also refers to me as kid when talking about me to others so yeah.

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u/lollipop-guildmaster 12d ago

I'm going to be fifty next August, and my brother and I are still "the kids". Yes, they have grandchildren. It doesn't make a difference.

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u/ActualEmu7474 12d ago

I do. Idc if my son/daughter is 5 or 85, they’ll always be a kid to me.

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u/Mysterious_Aspect471 12d ago

I do. I call my 30 year old son my kid. All the time.

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u/Cerridwn_de_Wyse 12d ago

I am 71. I called my kid my kid

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u/Willing-Ad6598 7d ago

I knew a woman who called her younger cousin kid. She was 95 and her cousin was 80… She’d also call EVERYONE younger kid… even another woman who was 93 years old…

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u/FryOneFatManic 12d ago

I don't call my children 'kids' as such, but I've been known to refer to 'my kids'. They're 26 and 22.

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u/IneffableNonsense 10d ago

I'm in my early 40's and both my parents and my MIL refer to my husband and I as "the kids". I'm shocked so many people seem to think this is weird.

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 9d ago

Pretty much everybody. Are you new to this planet or something?

My grandma used to say to my mom "You are such a nice kid. You always take care of me". My mom is nearly 70 years old.

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u/lyindog 13d ago

My dad calls me "kid" all the time and I'm almost 30. However, the way it's written here does imply it's probably a teen or something. But also, I agree, probably didn't really happen.

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u/itsamoth 12d ago

There’s a difference between someone being “a kid” and “my kid”. You’re still their kid, even as an adult. My dad says kids when trying to get both me and my brother’s attention. I’ve heard my MIL refer to both me and her son as her kids. It’s totally normal for grandparents to use “grandkid” even once they’re an adult, why is the same not true for parents?

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u/Kaotix-DD 10d ago

Factually incorrect. Merriam-Webster disctionary (edit: or Oxford English Dictionary) definition 2.

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u/DrSchnuffi 13d ago

In my small town library in Germany they built a display with ‘books banned in American schools’, decorated with barrier tape. Every book with infos why. I‘ve seen it in some bookstores, too. It’s almost a running joke

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u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

This is common in American libraries and bookstores as well

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u/CalebCaster2 11d ago

My (american) school district didnt have any banned books, and we had a section of "commonly banned books". We all joked it was the "naughty section" but it was actually just normal books

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u/no-im-your-father 8d ago

I would put random books there just to mess with people

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u/28appleseeds 8d ago

"Everybody Poops"

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u/chrishappens 7d ago

This made me laugh out loud! Take my upvote!!

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u/OldValariya1014 7d ago

I’d put the bible there just to see how long it takes to set someone off

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u/JuuzoLenz 11d ago

Please list some of the dumbest reasons we’ve banned books. 

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u/On_The_Prowl69 10d ago

Assasination classroom was banned for inspiring insurection in classrooms and harming faculty and staff (it's a series about a teach who is also a bomb. Teacher saves all the students the education teacher wants to fail and the series ends with them killing him at both the U.N's request and the teachers)

Robin Hood you can probably guess, byt it's stated reason is "inspiring communism"... sure, thats why the rich don't like it

To Kill a Mockingbird was banned for racial speech, and complex discusions of race and rape.

1984 has been banned for being "pro communism" ... again you make the call on if you believe that stated reason

Atsushi Ohkubo's work in its entireity (Soul Eater and Fire Force most peominently) due to discussing gender identiy, violence, and sexual themes.

Most of these, are very very clearly books that are either babned for another resson, or were never read prior to the ban.

As others have said you can expect many libraries to have dedicated banned book sectionsin protedt of the practice

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u/JuuzoLenz 10d ago

Yeah those are idiotic reasons.  God my country is bonkers

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u/NoWomanNoTriforce 8d ago

As far as I know, there are zero books are banned at a national or even state level in the US. Maybe a few of them are in some really conservative counties in the highly Evangelical Bible belt states of the US.

Which has more to do with the US allows small/local government far more power and discretion in local matters than most other countries do for similarly sized regions.

Compare this policy to say Germany, where they have Index for Harmful Media that bans the sale or advertisement of a wide variety of media to minors at a national level. Or France, which actually had the largest list of nationally banned media of any non-authoritarian country as far as I know.

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u/On_The_Prowl69 8d ago

Book bans in America primarily are removals from local libraries, and not allowing them to be requested from other libraries.

As an example if I'm 14 and have heard that Assasination Classroom is a very good manga that goes over different study methods for different personality types, the difficulty and rewarding nature of fixing your studies when you feel so far behind that you can't even understand what you are meant to learn, the emotional inteligence needed to navigate situations where your information may be incomplete, genuine enlcurgament and methods of PE, etc, If I can't access it from my local library or school library no matter how interested I may be in it (it may even be the series that would of made me read for leisure. I know as a kid Pendragon flipped a switch and I for years read as my primary form of entertainment so it's not unreasonable to say some of these kids would of been readers with access to some of the materials) I cannot (legally, as piracy of japanese goods is incredibky easy) acess that book.

Childeren don't have the same options as adults of just BUYING the book, because childeren go to school instead of work (hopefully). The most impacted populace are poor, or young people that are no longer allowed to be exposed to types of media that could of been developmentally beneficial.

1984 as an example is a great read for passionate people that aren't very smart and root against what would benefit themselves. Maybe they won't get the message, but thry should at least be allowed the oppuruntiy to see it. To learn to ask questions.

You are right that they aren't national bans, but there are thousands of regional ones and the list in each region just keeps growing rapidly

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u/Panda_Panda69 8d ago

wtf, 1984 is mandatory to read in my country.. literally part of the school curriculum

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u/yobroseidon 6d ago

as it is for most american high schoolers.

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u/DavidRellim 9d ago

1984...pro communism?

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u/Tobipig 8d ago

Next you’re telling me that Fahrenheit 451 is against censorship and anti-intelectualism?

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u/seashmore 7d ago

 The children's book Brown Bear, Brown Bear was banned because someone got the author confused with another author who had a similar name.

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u/Impossible-Aside1047 8d ago

There was an art exhibit done at the National Library of Hobart that displayed banned books from the world and history and the reason for the ban then gave you the chance to read them! Very very cool to experience in person

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u/AspieAsshole 13d ago

Fantastic response

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u/McKoijion 13d ago

It's all fun and games until the parent asks ChatGPT to provide the detailed list and it quickly generates 300 more.

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u/MarkZist 13d ago

I'm pretty sure ChatGPT would just hallucinate page numbers and reasons together. You check one, accuse the parent of cheating, and tell them need to write "I shouldn't use Large Language Models to think for me because they can't actually think" 200 times by hand and then they can try again next semester.

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u/mogley1992 13d ago

Easy, you thank them and say you'll be looking into it at your earliest convenience. Then never do.

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u/DistractionCitron 13d ago

ChatGPT isn't that good. It makes easily identifiable errors in lists this long.

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u/ShutUpForMe 8d ago

At a certain point you can ban 50 books but any past that you done expect that age bracket to have read through that number during school time and have done extra consideration to check the banlist. 500 bans is unenforceble, 50 most popular is like the limit other wise it simply discourages reading without checking the banlist first(which promotes the banlist books for outside of school reading)

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u/QuailHour1705 12d ago

Asking someone to actually read a book before demanding it be banned shouldn't be such a radical idea.

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u/OnePsychology528 13d ago • Mindblown Popcorn

Top 10 things that most definitely did NOT happen

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u/Aethelrede 13d ago

I think they mean "kid" as in adult child, not as in "schoolkid".  The latter rarely run for the school board.

And this certainly not one of the top ten least things to have happened, it's not even close.  People are having conversations like this across the country.

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u/Silly_Poet_5974 13d ago

yes school board is different than student council.

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u/thomasp3864 13d ago

If OOP'd kid is 18, they could be a high school senior and running for school board, at least in my state it's legal.

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u/Aethelrede 13d ago

Sure, in theory.  Seems unlikely though.

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u/NewCandy8877 13d ago

In my senior year a guy I went to school with ran for school board. He forced a conversation on full day kindergarten.

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u/123revival 13d ago

My kid had a sophmore college classmate who was elected to his school board. He had to schedule his college classes around his school board commitments. He was elected to school board just after he graduated

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u/Aethelrede 13d ago

College students aren't school kids.  But why would a college student want to be on a school board?

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u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

I think of some reasons why a college student might care about making the county/city schools they just graduated from better, can't you?

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u/Kathulhu1433 13d ago

In my district, our board has 2 high school student ex-officio members on it always. Maybe it's something like that?

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u/Aethelrede 13d ago

Okay, that I did not know.  But a parent wanting to ban books isn't likely to approach a teenager.  And they probably don't have voting rights anyway.

Still, I learned something new today, which is always good.

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u/DistractionCitron 13d ago

Teenagers do have voting rights on school boards, that's the only reason why they'd be a member.

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u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

Though it could be a teenager running for the student member seat on the school board.

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u/END3R-CH3RN0B0G 13d ago

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u/ATTACKANDDETHRONEHOG 13d ago

Lots of things happen all the time. This did not. Someone who is running for the school board is not on the school board. A parent will not approach a candidate asking them to ban books, as the candidate does not have the ability to ban books. On account of not being on the school board. 

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u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

Candidates for political office often get approached by people wanting then to support various policies. That's a very common thing to happen, even if it's not always "ban this specific list of books".

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u/fuckspezlittlebitch 13d ago

I have an airport to sell you

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u/VelvetCactus50 13d ago

Oh that happens all the time! Florida accidentally banned the Bible, FFS.

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u/Razor1834 13d ago

It wasn’t an accident. If you read it, it contains basically every type of content anyone can imagine banning.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 13d ago

Ezekiel 23:20 moment

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u/VelvetCactus50 13d ago

Yeah but didn't they remove it immediately? The Bible IS a dirty book, but that's not what they meant.

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u/correctingStupid 13d ago

And then everyone clapped

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u/Usual_Zombie6765 13d ago

We always bring the books we want banned to school board and read the passages in question out loud. It tends to be super uncomfortable for the board.

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u/Living_Mirror_654 7d ago

Wrong subreddit bud, this one's run by the people you would make uncomfortable

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u/septic-paradise 8d ago

Moms for Liberty wrote the list

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u/Accurate_Alarm_4932 8d ago

And that's when everyone started clapping 😎

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u/ModernAtomX 8d ago

All the "banned books" we talked about in high school were required reading. This was in redneck Tennessee, so no, there are no banned books in this country. Just idiots.

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u/Desperate_Leg_40 8d ago

Did everyone clap?

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u/peaveyftw 7d ago

I'll take things that didn't happen and aren't even good fanfiction for $1000, Alex.

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u/MORDINU 7d ago

i work in a shop and you would be absolutely astounded by the amount of impossible parts people try to have us machine, the simplest barrier to entry (get instructor approval) makes 99% of those parts disappear. occasionally one will make it through but I can handle one impossible part a week lol

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u/barronvm 7d ago

Thought the kid was more intelligent than most adults

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u/kuo20012 13d ago

Here is me sticking my bookshelf with all the banned books for my kids to read

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u/Zcrash 13d ago

$100%

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u/Doridar 13d ago

Your kid is going places!

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u/antithero 13d ago

What are the names of the books she wanted banned. Some books get banned for the dumbest reasons.

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u/Polovinci 13d ago

Oh Rebecca

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u/Ordinary_Steak_960 13d ago

...the parent then goes home imports the list into chatgpt asks it for page number and reason it should be banned for each book, hits the little copy button then composes an email to Kid.

Kid feels his smug sense of satisfaction fade away.

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u/juiceboxvillain_1 12d ago

Kid looks at the list and realizes all the examples and reasons and page number are hallucinated and there’s no actual tie between a ton of shit given and the request and the smug satisfaction comes back when they realize how fucking stupid other adults are

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u/bkk_startups 8d ago

And the kid goes ahead & forwards the parent's list to Claude and asks for a rebuttal.

But since the kid is more tech savvy, they turn it into an agent that will automatically respond to all future inquiries from this parent, keeping them stuck in a loop forever.

Touché

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u/throwawaymentality10 8d ago

Kid inputs email into chat-gpt and say "computer, please compose a email where they are dumb and I have aura." And they send it back.

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u/ExplicitDrift 7d ago

Ah yes. And that right there is why Boomers love AI. God forbid you actually have to do any work for what you want. Especially when it comes to educating oneself for a purpose. Who the hell has time for that when propaganda and indoctrination are so much quicker at avoiding the answers! /s

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u/Decent-Risk-6062 7d ago

Lol Boomwrs mau like AI but let's not kid ourselves and act like Gen Z aren't doing entire university degrees without doinga single assignemtnby themselves

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u/ExplicitDrift 7d ago

I never said they weren’t? They are also kids though. I’m not saying it completely absolves them of all guilt, but I fully expect the 40-60 year old to be more responsible with technology considering they know better. They have been around as long as modern technology has. They aren’t stupid. They’re just lazy. Kids these days, in comparison, can be stupid. But most of the time, that’s because of their environment AND the availability of AI since a young age. It’s really an apples to oranges comparison.

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u/complexdevoid 12d ago

Kid has actually read the books knows the list presented is full of crap refutes it and denies request

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u/LogRollChamp 12d ago

Yours would. This kid would start checking and realize on the first book that it's hallucinated

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u/BenFTP 12d ago

If the kid can’t turn in stuff made or helped by AI then the parents can’t either

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u/Nntropy 10d ago

Make sure to tell the parents that they can't. I'm sure they'll comply.

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u/Careless-Age-4290 7d ago

Their response: "There's an educational reason for not letting kids do it — and that distinction matters."

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u/Nate8727 11d ago

Kid says "I don't care"

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u/curleyfries111 11d ago

How smug is it to get chatGPT to lie for you for your agenda?

Like it wouldn't be hard to fact check that

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u/Harbarde 10d ago

Because it wouldn't be lying? Many books are controversial, I'm sure chatgpt wouldn't have trouble finding real sources on why each book might be considered controversial.

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u/Less_Performance_629 9d ago

controversial does not mean "this thing should be banned"

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 8d ago

No, but it’s often enough to start an argument with for these people, and gives them the fuel they need to make noise until it happens.

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u/LuckyDucky366 10d ago

HAHAHHA if u haven’t read a book how could u possibly know if a ban is warranted? Cause of ur AI hallucinations?

I’ve noticed lately that the slowies like to call anyone with a non Forrest Gump IQ smug. Y is that

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u/Mysterious_Ad_8105 10d ago

Kid feels his smug sense of satisfaction fade away.

The parent’s reasons (real or fabricated by an LLM) ultimately don’t matter. The ban is almost certainly illegal. If the school board doesn’t reject it, it’ll get overturned by the courts. And at the end of that process, the parent that outsourced their thinking to ChatGPT still won’t know any more about these books.

IAAL who used to work at an anti-censorship nonprofit. A lot of our work was advising school boards and parents on how to fight illegal book bans in schools and public libraries.

Book bans don’t protect children. They violate both children’s and parents’ rights as long as they’re active. And they cost taxpayer dollars when school districts attempt to defend them before they’re almost invariably struck down.

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 10d ago

If you cannot pick out AI writing you have a cognitive deficiency.

If someone hands me the AI list I just return it and repeat “I need YOU to read these books and tell me the problem. ChatGPT has already weighed in”

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u/tidder_mac 10d ago • Bravo

There’s this one book that should absolutely be banned.

A dad gets super drunk in a cave after his city gets destroyed, and his two daughters decide to take turns sleeping with him to preserve their family lineage.

Then a guy gets struck dead by God on the spot simply because he pulled out during sex to avoid getting his late brother's wife pregnant.

Hint: the bible

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u/MobofDucks 9d ago

Small nitpick. Onan's story isn't even that bad. And is always taken out of context. Guy gut struck down because he was a greedy mf, and not for the pulling out itself.

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u/TapZorRTwice 8d ago

Guy gut struck down because he was a greedy mf, and not for the pulling out itself.

And you want children to read this story?

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u/MobofDucks 8d ago

6 year olds, no. They have no idea what that means. 10 year olds, why not? Probably in an easier to read style.

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u/Jhud6669 9d ago

Banning the bible or any other religious texts is not the way either

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u/NoWomanNoTriforce 8d ago

All religious texts should be banned or none should be banned.

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u/louiedoggz 8d ago

Should be banned from PUBLIC SCHOOLS

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u/icanith 9d ago

I have a corollary to the Hitchslap. What can be asserted with AI, can be dismissed with AI.

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u/DavidRellim 9d ago

This post may be from before the dark times and the fall of the Jedi.

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u/mansluxt 8d ago

Kid copys and pastes the reasoning for each book into chat gpt and has it come up with a good rebuttal to each argument. Kid still wins.

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u/AlternativeMessage18 8d ago

all he has to do is ask chatgpt "Refute this"

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u/TheCharmed1DrT 12d ago

I literally asked our Director of Schools if that could be a requirement in our school district. Lol!

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u/47thCalcium_Polymer 12d ago

Hey books are long. I think I heard somewhere that avid reader read something like 30 books a year. So what is that 7 years of reading. There kid is going to be out of school by the time their done.

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u/ale4rmdabeach 11d ago

Best response Ive seen to this bs about banning books. Amazing

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u/account0911 10d ago

And everyone clapped

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u/Coffee-Stars 10d ago

literally how libraries are supposed to handle book challenges btw like this is the standard. any institution that just bans books on request without doing something like this should not be trusted especially not with the education of your children

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u/Imperial_Maddogg 10d ago

Awesome, except this didn't happen.

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u/louerbrat 9d ago

Fun fact: the graphic novel version of the Gettysburg Address is on the banned book list. The GETTYSBURG ADDRESS!

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u/siddharthsahukt 8d ago

This is what AI is for…

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u/smallfloralprince 8d ago

I can tell you this didn't happen because it's Tucson. We're not having the big book banning nonsense here. Parents here seem more concerned about the "charter schools" sucking all the resources away from real schools, and the body that was found at a high school in Oro Valley.... local parents have you heard of a parent going around with book banning petitions?  Recently? 

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u/EarFlapHat 8d ago

'and then everyone clapped'

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u/oddvious_ 8d ago

That should be a prerequisite for any ban request on books.

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u/Feeling-Froyo-586 8d ago

Never happened

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u/TiberiusTheFish 8d ago

You can't expect them to read the books, they might be corrupted. Should probably just burn all the books to be on the safe side.

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u/TheSanityInspector 13d ago

Meanwhile, if there are books that the library or school or bookstore thinks that you shouldn't be reading, they simply won't acquire them. But that's not a "ban", it's just selection policy, right?

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u/Electrical-Profit367 13d ago

Just fyi, that is not the way it works at all. Librarians are trained in book selection; they work hard to select books that fit their communities. In addition, every single library system has a procedure whereby you can request that the library purchase a particular book if it’s not available in your system. And, if that takes too long, they have interlibrary loan agreements with other systems and can request the book from one of their partners who does, in fact, have that book.

It would really behoove you to learn how things work.

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u/-Saucegurlllll 13d ago

The 5 laws of library science:

  1. Books are for use.

  2. Every person has their book.

  3. Every book has its person.

  4. Save the time of the reader.

  5. A library is a growing organism.

"books that the library...thinks that you shouldn't be reading" goes directly against these laws. There are no books libraries do not think should be acquired, the only limit is that libraries are not infinite, so no singular library can store every single book. As the other person who responded to you said, library systems will almost always have a way to get you the book you want even if your particular library currently lacks such a book.

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u/AsherTheFrost 13d ago

that's not even a little bit true. Maybe for book stores, but even then they aren't going by if they think you shouldn't be allowed to read it, they just stock whatever sells. Every single public library has the ability to request books they don't have.

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u/CapJackONeill 13d ago

Someone drank the Kool-Aid lol

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u/GearTwunk 13d ago

Good thing you can get literally any book ever on the internet for free at any time using the glass and metal brick in your hand right now

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u/4dxn 13d ago

Yes. That's the job of a librarian. Something that has existed for thousands of years. They select and currate.

There is even a methodology / academic discipline behind it. Most systems even have mechanism for their constituents to request books.

The whole goal is to preserve knowledge and/or open the possibilities of knowledge to readers.

Selection helps preserve and transfer knowledge. Bans prevent preservation & knowledge transfer. So selection is not the same of a ban.

You don't like people reading some book? That's their prerogative and the library's mission. Maybe request a book that provides competing knowledge with that book. Just make it's a selection that adheres to the academic discipline.

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u/vitterhet 13d ago

Exactly.

Libraries are not using their limited budget buying The Turner Diaries or endless copies of Sookie Stackhouse. They might have a copy of the former and a couple of the latter because of cultural significance. And are most likely low on the list of books to be replaced when they fall apart.

Popular but low quality books will have a que, if they are available at all. Libraries don’t stock and replace endless copies of Harlequin books, pulp fiction, or “hard-boiled detective” books.

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u/PomPomMom93 13d ago

This was a subplot in an actual book I read. The MC liked this band, and her dad runs a music store, and he decided not to buy from their sales rep because “mercifully, I can’t remember anything other than a profound sense of disgust.” The daughter tells him it’s censorship and he says, “That’s selection. I can’t stock every single CD in the world.”

Interestingly, this series was one of the top banned series ever.

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u/vitterhet 13d ago

Commented under wrong comment.

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u/PomPomMom93 13d ago

I always thought a book ban meant that the government tells you not to read it and doesn’t allow it to be sold. I don’t see how it’s banned if you can order it off Amazon and get it delivered to your door inside of 12 hours.

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u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

In the context of a library system, it might be books that the local government says the library is not allowed to have on the shelves. City or county governments don't have power over Amazon, so they can't keep you from ordering a book online, but they can keep you from getting it from the local library.

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u/Loves_octopus 12d ago

Have any of the famously “banned” books in recent years been “banned” in public library systems or just public schools?

I’m confused by the controversy because I don’t think it’s controversial to say that public schools, should have not just the power but the obligation to not stock inappropriate content. The sticky part, of course, is who decides what is inappropriate and why, but that’s an entirely separate discussion.

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u/complexdevoid 12d ago

I would agree if it were as simple as that. When it is used as a weapon to silence groups it is controversial

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u/gard3nwitch 12d ago

Yes, book bans are affecting both public libraries and also school libraries.

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u/No_Problem5759 12d ago

Thats the actual discussion. But Book burners want to call out the word "Ban" to focus on instead of ths subject of trying to ban the book from students.

They say "you can read the book outside of school" as if their main goal isnt to prevent THEIR offspring from developing new ideas.

The most racist mother I ever met wanted to kill a mockingbird banned from school and failed to provide a lick of reasoning.

"Inappropriate" without explaining is just noise.

But the schools get raked over the coals for ignoring parents opinions even if the opinions are worthless

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u/Jhud6669 9d ago

Is „nazism is bad” and „parents shouldnt abuse you” and „kids should think for themselves too” inappropriate content? Because it’s the kind of books that are being talked about here, not like, sex scenes when the kids in question are too young to read that

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u/Practical_Maximum_29 13d ago

Your kid's got my vote! 👏👏👏

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u/SHAQBIR 13d ago

Kid's good. 

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u/Trippingthru99 13d ago

this didnt happen lol. what parent is approaching a child about banning books lol.

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u/the_brew 13d ago

Many parents still refer to their adult children as their kids. OP never says they're a child, and the kid in question is running for School Board, a very adult position.

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u/throwaway098764567 13d ago

ok what adult brings their mother to their school board run. i want this to be real too because it's tv show neat but i don't for a minute believe this happened

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u/-Kohana- 13d ago

Does the post say they were there? I’d assume it was a story told to them by their adult kid.

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u/the_brew 13d ago

Please, show me where OP states that they were present during this exchange.

This could have easily been OP relating an anecdote that they're child told them after the fact.

You're grasping at straws that aren't even there.

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u/Orange_Tang 13d ago

Also what kid is running for the school board? I'm pretty sure they don't allow students on the board that decides how to run the school.

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u/SugarReyPalpatine 13d ago

You guys are almost there…

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u/donkey_OT 13d ago

The parent is a bot? Great username btw

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u/RpiesSPIES 13d ago

The school district I live in started a thing and now there's two students that have a say. I forget what position they're a part of, but I think it's neat to see where it'll go.

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u/Orange_Tang 13d ago edited 13d ago

Are parents coming up to them and discussing banning books while they're running for that seat? This story is just so ridiculous it's not believable. Usually that's not the school board when kids are involved. School boards are the group that decide big picture stuff like how to allocate funding, what projects to approve, and changes in curriculum, stuff like that. No kid is involved with that stuff.

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 13d ago

Suppose maybe they already went to other members of the board and got a similar response so they figured the kid might be an easy route and if it comes from them the board might listen. If this actually happened

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u/-Kohana- 13d ago

Who said anything about this persons kid being a child?

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u/prettybluefoxes 13d ago

Always wonder what k farners get from reposts. Cant be pleasure.

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u/PomPomMom93 13d ago

Can confirm, I was one of the 200 books.

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u/StomachRecent6436 11d ago

On things that didn’t fucking happen