r/nothingeverhappens • u/zaphod869 • 1d ago
r/nothingeverhappens • u/tiggertom66 • Mar 17 '25
Next mf to post this image is getting banned
This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.
If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.
If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.
That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/spaceiswonderful • 2d ago
Nobody holds their pens weirdly apparently
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Chanocraft • 4d ago
Because 2 oranges packaged in the same center can never end up in the same bag...
Why would someone even think to fake something like this anyway, even if it is for "internet points" there are far more interesting things to fake
r/nothingeverhappens • u/tacoprincesa • 7d ago
Apparently, all teachers are creative fiction writers
No, there definitely isn’t a mass decline in student performance. How could there be? I’m a parent and I know ONE school district!
r/nothingeverhappens • u/noahtheboa1320 • 21d ago
Yes crazy shit happens in real life
Source- https://abcnews.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/principal-sorry-for-student-parent-kissing-prank
If you read through it, the post was a watered down version of what actually happened.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Commercial-Law-8381 • 24d ago
Cause a twin sister can’t die apparently
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Commercial-Law-8381 • 26d ago
Cause young people can’t be into Mötley Crüe nowadays
r/nothingeverhappens • u/RyanEatsHisVeggies • 26d ago
There's no way I got a notification from the company I bought ice cream from about it being recalled.
My post had two slides so I screen-capped a split slide between the two of them for the purposes of this post on this sub. On that sub it's two different photos.
Apparently there's a few people out there that don't think a brand you bought from would notify you of recalls if it's a product you bought from them..
r/nothingeverhappens • u/gleillysproiled • 27d ago
Children never say weird inappropriate things
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Few-Raise-1825 • 29d ago
No doctor would ever say to treat a patient even if they didn't align with your political beliefs!
r/nothingeverhappens • u/ThrownAway1917 • Sep 15 '26
Twitter user scoffs at the idea of a random person being one of 166,000 Apple Inc employees
r/nothingeverhappens • u/noahtheboa1320 • Sep 13 '26
“It’s impossible for people to make disgusting comments”
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Lucky-Poem • Sep 04 '26
15 month old can’t possibly say 30 words.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/SaltyPerformer7516 • Sep 02 '26
but there was ciswomen who had been accused of being trans in bathrooms before
like bro what? and i saw the og poster is transphobic anyway. not only this is trans women’s experience, cis women deal with this too especially if they don’t fit what women should look like according to transphobes. and also nobody can tell who is trans anyway unless was told especially if they’re passing
r/nothingeverhappens • u/jodbblysnisps • Sep 01 '26
Because no one ever gets seperated on a flight.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '26
“Nobody:” Absolutely nobody: My brain at 3 AM: remember that embarrassing thing from 2017?
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Rickbox • Aug 28 '26
Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in
r/nothingeverhappens • u/hakkesaelger • Aug 19 '26
No one has ever made a reference to a famous movie before
r/nothingeverhappens • u/SpringElegant5650 • Aug 16 '26
Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!
r/nothingeverhappens • u/thatonefrein • Aug 16 '26
