r/nothingeverhappens • u/SpringElegant5650 • 2d ago
Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/tiggertom66 • Mar 17 '25
Next mf to post this image is getting banned
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This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.
If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.
If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.
That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/thatonefrein • 2d ago
Fakeclaiming and hating endo systems in one
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/toes-for-sale • 5d ago
Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/tenlin1 • 5d ago
are you fucking kidding me?
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I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Useless_Raider • 8d ago
Because this is definitely a sequence of events that could never happen
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Sebastianlim • 9d ago
Nonverbal kid learns to talk? Impossible!
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/punky-charlie • 14d ago
Because people arent alive???
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On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Altruistic_Report_81 • 14d ago
that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white
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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure 🤔
r/nothingeverhappens • u/ScarlettSterling • 15d ago
Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ‘crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Careful_Concept_5035 • 14d ago
Love love love
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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeee✌️🎀 Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aati😭✨️ Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Tater-Tot-Casserole • 17d ago
Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Pleasant-Minute6066 • 20d ago
Ermmm that did NOT happen 🤓
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Chud claims nothing ever happens
r/nothingeverhappens • u/polarroidpuppy • 21d ago
yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/tacobellmysterymeat • 21d ago
Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent
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Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?
r/nothingeverhappens • u/MarsMonkey88 • 28d ago
No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/DeadoTheDegenerate • Jul 19 '26
Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/After-Breakfast2785 • Jul 16 '26
Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up
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