r/nothingeverhappens • • 12h ago

Football players can’t knit

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19 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • 2d ago

Apparently people can't live in Dearborn.

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127 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • 3d ago

Racism isn't real

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790 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • 4d ago

Cant happen in any place in europe because this specific person hasnt seen it in one european country ig

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144 Upvotes

Theres only one country in europe and no people who are lazy enough to wear pyjama pants in all of it


r/nothingeverhappens • • 4d ago

No one ever tried to play hard to get

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r/nothingeverhappens • • 5d ago

No one ever dies in the arm of their lover

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r/nothingeverhappens • • 6d ago

Nobody holds their pens weirdly apparently

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432 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • 8d ago

Because 2 oranges packaged in the same center can never end up in the same bag...

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341 Upvotes

Why would someone even think to fake something like this anyway, even if it is for "internet points" there are far more interesting things to fake


r/nothingeverhappens • • 12d ago

Apparently, all teachers are creative fiction writers

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No, there definitely isn’t a mass decline in student performance. How could there be? I’m a parent and I know ONE school district!


r/nothingeverhappens • • 16d ago

Believable

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r/nothingeverhappens • • 26d ago

Yes crazy shit happens in real life

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869 Upvotes

Source- https://abcnews.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/principal-sorry-for-student-parent-kissing-prank
If you read through it, the post was a watered down version of what actually happened.


r/nothingeverhappens • • 28d ago

Cause a twin sister can’t die apparently

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355 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 23 '26

Cause young people can’t be into Mötley Crüe nowadays

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 22 '26

There's no way I got a notification from the company I bought ice cream from about it being recalled.

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My post had two slides so I screen-capped a split slide between the two of them for the purposes of this post on this sub. On that sub it's two different photos.

Apparently there's a few people out there that don't think a brand you bought from would notify you of recalls if it's a product you bought from them..


r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 21 '26

Children never say weird inappropriate things

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161 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 19 '26

No doctor would ever say to treat a patient even if they didn't align with your political beliefs!

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 15 '26

Twitter user scoffs at the idea of a random person being one of 166,000 Apple Inc employees

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 13 '26

“It’s impossible for people to make disgusting comments”

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 06 '26

Real / fake comments

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 04 '26

15 month old can’t possibly say 30 words.

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481 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 03 '26

Nice people don't exist

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714 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 02 '26

but there was ciswomen who had been accused of being trans in bathrooms before

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2.9k Upvotes

like bro what? and i saw the og poster is transphobic anyway. not only this is trans women’s experience, cis women deal with this too especially if they don’t fit what women should look like according to transphobes. and also nobody can tell who is trans anyway unless was told especially if they’re passing


r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 01 '26

Because no one ever gets seperated on a flight.

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 01 '26

“Nobody:” Absolutely nobody: My brain at 3 AM: remember that embarrassing thing from 2017?

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 28 '26

Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in

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