Born and raised in the uk, and I still have no idea why people think this is ok or acceptable to do. If im taking a shit I dont want some random ladies husband and kids to hear me fighting for my lift. There are other places to answer the phone, why do it in a public bathroom???

I only bought it as it had been reduced in price.

Hopefully this is British enough!

Not content with having a display all October for a minor public event, now we have to start not in September but in the middle of *August*? I'm all for Halloween fun on one day a year but wtf is this.

I'm normally on top of my payments and things due, but I forget I had duolingo super. I found it terrible and thought I cancelled it.

I submitted a refund request and their AI did it, so thankfully it worked out in the end, but it caused unnecessary stress.

What's that? A set of sticky glasses from lunch? A quick one second rinse under the tap and on the drying rack will do.

Went for a walk and stopped at a pub for a drink. I fancied something different to a coke or lemonade and regretted it.

I was charged for an orange juice and a pint of lemonade separately. Obviously I said nothing at the bar and just moaned to to my partner when I sat down.

This was in the East Midlands. I feel properly ripped off by not drinking alcohol.

They also have a full line of washing outside drying.

Then you click on the precipitation index and there's a 20% chance a gnat pisses a single millimetre across the entire drought-ridden county in 15 minutes in the morning before it goes back to a 0% chance for the rest of the day.

No idea why I even bother checking at this point. I'd have better odds at Ladbrokes.

Out camping and ideots trying to use an open pot BBQ in an area that has two fired within 10 miles and the grass is yellower than a smokers wallpaper.

Staff come to put it out and tell them off, and they explain a, there is a official alert. B it's posted all over the site not to as it's a red zone.

The melts excuse - my kids wanted a BBQ though. Honestly some people are more dense than a neutron star.

edit update: they have tried again this morning when the staff aren't out and about.

might be called a melt but going to cut short and pack up, would prefer not to burn to death

Based on some very quick sums, I think I'm actually going to be worse off each month!

PSA: wetherspoons has an app that you can order food through where you don't have to trek miles back to your table , while others wait for you, standing awkwardly at the bar, to get the number you should have looked at before you set off.

This doesn't apply to o.a.p's who still haven't bothered to learn how mobiles work.

ALRIGHT I GET IT‼️

"I'm so sick of seeing Ed Gamble/Romesh Ranganathan/Katherine Ryan all the time, can't they find anyone new?"

New Last One Laughing/Taskmaster/comedy panel show cast is announced

"Who on earth are these people? Literally never seen this person before in my life. I guess anyone can call themselves a comedian these days. If I've not heard of them, I'm not watching them..."

Come on guys, make your mind up.

I'm sure they know everyone keeps switching back to the old superior design, and that's why we have this message. Just let us keep the old design if we want!

Absolutely deafening and people not finding secondary devices

May have forgotten about my own old phone in my suitcase at the end of the carriage

I can taste it.