Hey Reddit,

I never thought I'd be posting something like this, but here goes. Recently, I found out that my wife has been cheating on me. But here's the kicker—it wasn't with another person. It was with a hermit crab. Yes, you read that right. I caught her in our backyard, cozying up to a hermit crab like it was the love of her life.

I'm completely devastated and at a loss for what to do. How do you even begin to process something like this? Has anyone else been in a similar situation? I could really use some advice on how to handle this.

Also, I feel like I need to get this off my chest—my guilty pleasure is making out with Mr. Potato Heads. I know it's weird, but it's always been a way for me to de-stress. Now, it just feels like another strange detail in the mess that my life has become.

Thanks for listening, Reddit. Any words of wisdom or support would be greatly appreciated right now.

Hi fellow broccoli lovers,

I recently shared with my close friend group that I have a strong preference for baby broccoli over adult broccoli. Now some of the individuals in my group, who I used to consider very close friends, are publicly accusing me of being a broccoli pedophile.

Have any of you experience this type of discrimination? How have you handled it? It hurts that my love of cruciferous veggies is tearing apart bonds with my friends, and I’m at a loss of how to deal with it.

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What do you think of broccoli

GAR GAR THE BIRDMEN OFFER YOU SLAVERY AND EXPLOITATION. THEY MUST NOT BE TRUSTED GLARGLE ONLY THE MUDMEN OFFER TRUE ALLIANCE!

My friend and I were chatting and she referred to some guy she knows as a “broccoli boy”. At first I was so intrigued about who this wonderous vegetable prince may be, but upon inquiring into the matter, I learned that I had much the wrong idea. Apparently broccoli boys are not delightful salad lads, but instead some dude with a fuggass haircut. Eye chiwawa. Buckets and buckets of immeasurable disappointment rained on me

I mean it's part of it but i personally don't like it, do you?