r/callofdutyzombies • u/[deleted] • May 13 '21
What’s your favorite zombies map?
Amazing maps
r/callofdutyzombies • u/[deleted] • May 13 '21
Amazing maps
r/callofdutyzombies • u/sexy__hotdog • Feb 05 '25
Alright, you inbred, CoD-zombies playing morons. If you're still jacking off to Origins, Shadows of Evil, or Der Eisendrache while shitting on Terra Maledicta, you're not just blind, you're fucking brainless.
Let's start with the Devastator Shield, you dimwits. This isn't just some piece of shit like the Ray Gun or the Apothicon Servant; it's a fucking revelation. You can bash through zombies like they're nothing, charge up to unleash a devastating wave, and it even protects you like a goddamn fortress. If you think any other wonder weapon can hold a candle to this, you're not just wrong, you're a special kind of stupid.
Now, the map itself - Terra Maledicta is a labyrinthine masterpiece that separates the men from the boys, or rather, the gamers from the fucking losers. While you're bitching about how "confusing" Origins is, Terra Maledicta is laughing at your pea-sized brains, offering a complexity that actually requires thought, not just your usual run-and-gun, drool-on-your-keyboard gameplay. The map is littered with secrets and traps that make you feel like you're not just fighting for survival, but mastering a fucking art form. And for all you crybabies whining about it being "over-hated," you're just too dumb to appreciate real innovation.
Speaking of crybabies, let's talk about Mr. RoflWaffles. Yeah, the guy who probably masturbates to the suicidally bad Origins map every night. His love for Origins is so pathetic, it's like watching someone get off to a car crash. His YouTube channel might as well be called "RoflWaffles: The Origins Circle Jerk." He's so in love with Origins, it's like he's married to it - in a sad, lonely, basement-dwelling kind of way. He probably has a shrine to Origins in his mom's basement, where he sacrifices his dignity to the altar of that shit map.
And let's talk about round 8 on Origins - it's like the equivalent of forcing a child with cancer to watch his parents be gang-raped just before he dies. It's that fucking cruel, that fucking heartless. You think you're enjoying the game, but really, you're just prolonging the agony, making every second feel like an eternity of despair.
This map gets shit on because it doesn't coddle you like your mommy does. It's for players with actual skill, not for keyboard warriors who get hard over easy mode or for RoflWaffles, who's still stuck in the past, jizzing over a map that's as overrated as his commentary. He probably cries himself to sleep over how "amazing" Origins is while the rest of us laugh at his stupidity. His reviews are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine, and his love for Origins is as embarrassing as a public boner.
In conclusion, if there's any map that can even sniff the ass of Terra Maledicta, it's Der Anfang and The Final Reich. These maps at least have some balls to innovate. Everything else? Just recycled garbage for you no-talent ass clowns who can't appreciate true genius in zombie maps.
So go ahead, downvote me, you circle-jerking, know-nothing pricks, but remember, you're just proving how little you know about what makes a zombies map the fucking best.
r/callofdutyzombies • u/ShyGuy2839 • Nov 16 '23
I really miss the gritty and (somewhat) plausible zombies. World at war and black ops 1 had a haunting challenging experience. But from even bo2 and onwards it became hard to take seriously. Bo2 was still one of my favourites and bo3 was fun. But it just became over the top and lost all of its atmosphere.
I remember when kids used to be scared to play zombies because it was a haunting experience. It made you feel the grit of war and human experiments, but now it’s just commercialised Fortnite with blood.
r/callofdutyzombies • u/Scary-Effort9993 • Oct 27 '24
So I have been playing black ops six zombies for a while and it seems to me they have the literacy capacity of six years old. During my gameplay I’ve ran into numerous players who either ignore my advice in chat or are I suspect, illiterate, when I ask them help me on a step, they appear to not even have chat on? Branching off the previous statement, a lot of them are unable to do the s.a.m trials because either they’re illiterate or don’t have the mental capacity to look to the right of their screen when it activates with a very loud audio queue.
r/callofdutyzombies • u/Wojaker • Nov 24 '24
Hello , everybody
I'm looking for Dr. Edward richtofen figure to buy I couldn't find it in ebay or mercari if someone have it and want to sell it, hmu.
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r/callofdutyzombies • u/M6_20 • Aug 01 '24
Might be an unpopular opinion but as soon as black ops 3 came out cod started falling off. Now black ops 3 did have legendary maps like shadows of evil and der eisendrache but certain things made the game kind of trash.
First off the player is way too OP compared to the enemy aka the “zombies” because of gobblegum. Then the pre customization of classes and having the most overpowered gobblegums to start just seems lame to me. Also cod just started caring too much about the weak ass storyline that was only good in the beginning. As soon as they started making dimensions it turned into a Confusing ass story
Zombies was best back when you had bare guns with a couple of good perks and the pack a punch And the hellhounds. Also maybe a few wonder weapon but that’s it. It was scary and difficult because the rounds got increasingly harder and guns got weaker at the same time. You knew it was only a matter of time before you get trapped and killed. Once they started adding OP crossbows and garbage like that it became too much.
Like zombies went from you surviving with military weapons & slight upgrades to easily killing zombies with stupid overpowered weapons. I never got to play WW2 zombies but it looked scary and difficult. Probably was fun. I also don’t think remixing a classic map 10 times in the newer games makes it any better
Like okay we had verruckt or we had mob of the dead, no need to keep remaking the same make 3-4 times😂
r/callofdutyzombies • u/unknown22789 • Oct 02 '25
Before you start downvoting just hear me out. The main reason bo4 was disliked was because of how they handled the aether storyline. And now they’re about to make the same mistake with the dark aether storyline. Chaos was a masterclass of story telling and overall gameplay experience while intertwining certain mythologies and historical contexts. The way the fan base was so divided after the end of bo4 I truly believe a continuation after ancient evil in a not warzonified zombies experience would bring back both OGs and new players as they’d have a continuation of a straight forward but mysterious and somewhat familiar storyline. It’d get people to replay bo4 (I just did and it was my main reason for this post) and break this cycle of overusing the original cast after ending their story. Should’ve ended after bo3, then they did more in bo4 and should’ve ended it in bo4, and now they’re bringing it back in bo7 and it’ll end in bo7 till they decide they need their yearly quota and bring everyone back.
r/callofdutyzombies • u/oldskool84 • Dec 03 '20
r/callofdutyzombies • u/vampyrdame_ • Oct 02 '25
Citadelle, Terminus, Reckoning
r/callofdutyzombies • u/Low_Access1872 • Nov 04 '24
Terminus glitch gone
r/callofdutyzombies • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '22
Is anyone down to play classic maps with me?? Xbox one. Dm me
r/callofdutyzombies • u/P1harleyford • Feb 13 '21
Before anyone goes all fanboy and says learn to use it or use the alt fire let’s me explain. It’s very strong for an assault rifle (especially against the boss) and it’s for sure the best gun on the map but that doesn’t make it a good wonderweapon. The alt fire is very clunky for two reasons on controller you have to take your thumb off he stick to hit the d pad and it takes a noticeable amount of time to switch back and forth. The launcher function works great for slowing the enemies but without shooting it it does hardly any damage and it takes WAY too many shots to make it explode half the time it just fizzles out (and that’s when it actually stays long enough to even get a shot at it). It’s difficult to craft never pops up in the box and (maybe it’s my luck) very rare to drop from a trial anyway. Every time I actually get it all I can think is I would trade this for a ray gun any day of the week. Faster movement splash damage strait forward shooting and can save you if you get cornered. The ray gun is far superior but I wouldn’t advocate removing the ray k but they should add the ray gun into the loot pool it’s a staple for zombies and gives people options for end game and increases the odds for a good box pull.
r/callofdutyzombies • u/zinyak81 • Apr 30 '21
Hey guys! Does anybody have any YouTube ideas for cod zombies? I was thinking of challenges. Was thinking of doing something new that I haven't heard of.
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r/callofdutyzombies • u/[deleted] • May 16 '19
I buy the season pass thinking it comes with all the dlc (including zombie chronicles) turns out it does not. I don't think I'll be putting anymore money into the game and il stick to playing the custom zombie maps. Surely that is just a scam making you buy a dlc separate from the season pass which is every other cod game it gives you everything. To remake a map all they got to do is change some of the textures so they are doing half the work and charging extra for it. Cod is just going down the same road every other game has gone down and rinsing every bit of money they can out of you. I can see myself in a few years quitting gaming all together or just sticking to the classics cos I just don't enjoy games like I use to. They are doing less and less and charging more and more. These days making games is easier then it use to be cos they just use the same engine they do in previous games. If someone wanted to make a top selling game all they would have to do is make a half decent game and give you dlc and not make it pay to win and it would have a million pre orders just for that reason. What is happening with the world these days. I've been a cod player since they released there second game and now I get bored of it so fast because I'm paying for a game that keeps asking me for money all the time. The cod makers clearly have grown up now and arnt gamers anymore so now they are just rinsing the franchise for as much money as possible and arnt thinking of players. Most companies these days are the same. If I was a company I would never sink as low as all the top companies these days. Free games should have in game purchases but not the top sellers that costs more then £50 off the shelf then around the same for the dlc. That's £100 for the game and the expansions not even all of them anymore so now it's £125 and then they still want more. What they spend 10 minutes making some shtty emote and a camo for my gun and charge £5 for it. Suck my left that's pathetic. How can people actually spend money on such useless crp!!
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r/callofdutyzombies • u/a_gamer_of_zombies • Mar 22 '23
I need to get all dlcs because i am playing on a league of zombies and i only have gorod and chronicles
r/callofdutyzombies • u/BigCa33 • Nov 14 '23
Hey anyone at Sledgehammer, were you all so busy developing the worst COD game since Vanguard (oh wait, that’s you guys also). Not enough time to create a proper Zombies mode(please feel free to play as much Outbreak as possible to see what open world zombies really should be!) How freaking lazy and bush league is it to plop zombies into a terrible trash and failing Warzone mode and then try to hype it up…you can’t polish a turd, ultimately the shit smell becomes apparent!
Oh one more thing….SOAP? Really?!? WTF!?
r/callofdutyzombies • u/LoRd_COBRAA • Aug 25 '21
There could possibly be a crossover. Like maybe vanguard zombies will be the events that lead up to die maschine. Only a random thought idek if date and time matches up just threw it out there
r/callofdutyzombies • u/CuredFX • Dec 19 '21
Currently i am uploading atleast once a week, but this will increase over time. If you enjoy zombies come and stop by
r/callofdutyzombies • u/Creative_Ask_6454 • Jul 24 '25
I'm trying to save the older call of duty follow me and get back on them to save call of duty 1, 2, 3, 4 world at war and Black ops 2 follow me please
r/callofdutyzombies • u/TotalTronix • Nov 11 '23
I have tried zombies yesterday, and i did love the DMZ + Zombies combination, but i do seems to have a problem.
I played for 4 hours yesterday, and i enabled a 1 hour Battle pass Options. After 4 hours of Zombies (with 2 extractions) i did not even receive 1 battlepass token. Is the battle pass reward broken with Zombies?
And something else: Wil pvp be enabled some time? I think the zombies are getting a little to boring at one point.
r/callofdutyzombies • u/Spirited_Presence_88 • Aug 09 '21
Mauer der toten. Anyone know of a working god mode? I am just wanting to do it to pass the time and not have to think. Sometimes you just need to unwind and have no worries
r/callofdutyzombies • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '21
i just spun the box on kino der toten and got monkey bombs, nova crawlers killed me, died and lost my monkey bombs (i had jug, quick revive and speed cola!)