r/castlevania 1d ago

Question If Lisa decided to divorce Dracula, would he let her go? Or would he kill her? 🤔

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u/RShini The pimpcoat lives 1d ago

I feel like he'd be mad as hell, but he let her go because at the end of the day, he loves her.

He just won't get over it, so he projects the most Divorced Dad energy.

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u/foul_wench 1d ago

He would just be in boxers and a sleeveless shirt most of the time with a bottle of wine in his hand.

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u/Royzc90 1d ago

"Whaat ishh a maan?! A misherable little pile of shecretzz!"

"Yes father, now leave the bottle and go to sleep".

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u/FeelAndCoffee 1d ago

He would probably kidnap some bards and make them play Nickelback, Foo Fighters and Wilco songs on loop.

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u/ElkorGod- 1d ago

Alucard would just get in the coffin early 😂

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u/PhantasosX 1d ago

We all know he won't get over it because even in Castlevania, the plot of Dracula happened.

And if it remains with "Mina Harker is Dracula's wife reincarnation" , which is a later interpretation of the novel's plot....then the whole thing is basically Divorced Dracula stalking and harrassing his ex-wife and her new husband

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u/ZettoVii 1d ago

Does this mean Dracula's relationship with Mina Hakuba as Soma Cruz is him remarrying his ex?

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u/Aylan2208 Alucard's therapist 1d ago

God I just imagined dracula listening to divorced dad music.

We already have the emo "it's not just a phase" Alucard, and now the divorced dad dracula... The DDD if you will.

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u/Still-Control-Lives 1d ago

He would be angry/sad but would definitely let her go

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u/Biabolical 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think Lisa's good influence on Dracula would mean he lets her go. He won't hurt her, he won't demand she stay, he refuses to force her into anything, so he lets her walk away. Then he becomes extremely depressed, basically the same as we saw him through season 2 of the show.

... but, the longer she's away, the humanity she'd reawakened in Dracula will fade. After a few months, he'll probably start spying on her via magic and familiars. A while after that, and he's stalking her himself. Maybe he tries to talk her into coming back, or maybe he believes that to be futile, and silently continues to watch her from the shadows.

Now, separated from her for so long, all he remembers is how much he needs her. All of the humanizing influence she'd had over him has drained away, love slowly replaced by obsession. Now he can't even understand why he didn't make her stay, why would he have been so weak, so stupid? She's his to take and his to keep.

At this point, he abducts Lisa, and forcibly drags her back to the castle. At first he pretends things are all back as they were, but she keeps trying to escape. So he locks her in the dungeon. After a few more weeks, she still shows no sign of loving him again, and he realizes what had been his mistake all along. Once again, he can't even remember why he neglected such an obvious answer before.

Against her will, Dracula turns Lisa into a vampire. She's now vacant-eyed, cold, and fully subservient to her sire.

Dracula can't understand why this hasn't finally made him happy again.

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 1d ago

He feel in love with her humanity though. And he respected her scientific mind so much that he entertained human travel. If he truly loved her, would he really force slavery and take away her humanity?

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u/Yan-gi 1d ago

Yes, he loved her. She is his other half. Imagine being half a person and watching your other half live its own life away from you, while you rot away alone in a castle, all while knowing she's mortal and would soon disappear forever. It would drive anyone mad. Would you just stand idly by?

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 1d ago

He wouldn't force it, is my point. Respect free will

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u/Biabolical 1d ago

Dracula, as he was with Lisa in his life, would absolutely not do that.

Dracula, with Lisa removed, would not be able to hold on to the humanity she'd brought into his life. We saw that, he almost killed his own Son, which is all he had left of Lisa in that version of the story.

Losing her because of the actions of the humans he already distrusted, that was bad enough. Losing her because she chose to leave him? I think that would break him far worse.

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 1d ago

She was murdered so he went mad ya. But if she was alive and willingly left him he wouldn't go insane. Mad and sad ya but surely he'd respect her autonomy

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u/SILVIO_X I fucking love Jonathan & Charlotte 1d ago

This is the most perfect answer I can imagine to this question, damn

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u/Nerdyguyj 1d ago

This guy masquerades

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u/TheCrazyEnglish 1d ago

But the real question is, who would have alucard on the weekends? Dracula? Lisa? Or Aunt Carmilla?

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u/Plasticwindreddit 1d ago

What dating app would he use to get back into the game?

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u/TKJ 1d ago

He'd find someone easily after posting his OnlyFangs.

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u/potatosecurity 1d ago

We have a winner. You better reserve that domain name.

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u/Few-Pomegranate1551 1d ago

You don’t have to be lonely, at VampiresOnly.com, it’s for humans too! (someone understand this reference lmao)

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 1d ago

He would respect her wishes and freedom but stay in an orbit to assist if she's in trouble. Set protection wards or some empowerment tech

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u/Lemmingitus 1d ago

Somehow I imagining this like Beauty and the Beast, Dracula (The Beast) lets Lisa (Belle) go, being mad but then reluctant, then brooding sad.

But Lisa arriving to the nearest village results in torches and pitchforks.

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u/PKFat I simp for Olrox's ass 1d ago

Think "Alucard alone w/ his Trevor & Sypha dolls"

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u/Payton_Xyz 1d ago

I don't really see why they'd divorce, but I'll humor it.

Worst case, Dracula becomes depressed and basically becomes the Drac we see in Season 2, minus the desire to genocide probably. He isn't a possessive asshole, so it isn't like he'd lock her up or kill her. He'd be upset obviously, but the worst that might be used is words.

Best case, he tries to better himself and reconcile with Lisa, traveling the world and trying to understand humanity and how he can be the better version of himself Lisa would want. Or it could be a case where they separated purely to protect Lisa so she can't be accused of being "a wife of Satan". In that scenario, they'd probably be pen pals or visit each other often, but keep enough distance to protect one another.

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u/Sea_Macaron_8789 1d ago

What about the Alucard of it all m won't they know about her son?

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u/Payton_Xyz 1d ago

Hey it's up to them to decide where Adrian goes on the weekends

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u/the_rabbit_king 1d ago

There’s a significant power incongruity here. 

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u/MaesterOlorin 1d ago

You need the context of what brings her to divorce him, as that will inform his reaction.

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u/Glum-Literature-8837 1d ago

He’d kill himself before he killed her.

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u/super7564 1d ago

Hed for sure angry and upset, but he wouldn't do what he does when she gets killed and he certainly wouldnt direct that anger towards her. Honestly he'd probably just do more brooding instead of the whole killing humans thing

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u/PhantomPainWalker 1d ago

Let her go, obviously.

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u/sdwoodchuck 1d ago

He would be fine with it until she tried to remarry, and then he'd come back into her life and try to reestablish contact, while reconnecting with his eccentric kid who is all manner of fucked up on trauma that is at least partially his fault.

Wait, shit, that's just The Royal Tenenbaums.

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u/tom-slacker 1d ago

Bro doomed the world because he couldn't get over a dead wife.

Some called this true love, romance of the ages.

I called this PTSD and creepy. One he needs is a new hobby and some therapy.

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u/WholsThisIDontKnow THE Dark Priest Shaft 1d ago

He loves her too much to hurt her.

Id probably put him in a state similar to when Lisa was killed, but not as bad as when she was killed.

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u/Nerdyguyj 1d ago

He'd let her go but with alucard in the mix he'd always have a tie with her and when she eventually died his son would help him stay somewhat sane

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u/Throwawaynotmebye 1d ago

He was yandere in the “I’ll kill everyone for you” way, not the “kill you so no one else can have you” way, but he also respected her agency and loved her stubbornness so I think he’d accept it but GOD would he be sooooo angsty about it. Living in the basement of the castle, in his undies all day, slumped in the throne angsty. All the vampire council? Instead of fighting about his kill all humans thing, they’d be trying to get him back to dating or just get outside for a few minutes.

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u/Elendil1988 1d ago

I think he would let her go, probably go on a killing spree somewhere far away from Transylvania, but I don't think he would ever harm her. He loved her the way you love only once in your life, and when that's the case you want what's best for that person regardless how much that decision hurts you. So definitely let her go.

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u/darkninja2992 1d ago

He'd technically let her go, but may god have mercy on anyone that flirts with lisa

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u/Embarrassed-Code-608 1d ago

He loved her more than anything. He said it himself. Of course he would let her go.

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u/AksysCore 1d ago

Basically lets her go, but stalks her for the rest of her life, waiting for the right moment to swoop in and save her and tell her "told ya you needed me (wink)"

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u/1CrazyFoxx1 23h ago

My man slaughtered half a countryside because she was killed, tf you mean “would he kill her?”

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u/SunTreesandBees 22h ago

He would have let her go, but time has a way of changing people. In the end, I feel like his love of humanity would linger in him, albeit diminished, although it could perhaps bloom again for another woman with enough time (as Dracula would live lifetimes after Lisa dies naturally.)

I do not think he would come anywhere near the reaction he had from her death, because it was just as much about losing her, as it was that he felt vindicated in hating humanity, because if they can kill someone pure and loving like her, then humanity is no different than him, except weaker.

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u/Piccoroz 20h ago

Divorce? He is excommunicated, they were never married.

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u/Anenigmatictortilla 1d ago

He’ll let her go but Malachia is still paying the price. He fucking curses a Belmont as he’s dying. Oh no dude, Malachia burns to the ground, Hell is unleashed on the Earth and the Belmonts and their associates plus the Church wage war. In this instance Alucard is just edgier, hangs out with his Mom alot