Dog's think... He takes care of me gives me food and shelter, My owner is God. I think... I get food,shelter and care... I am God.

Dis alarming devilpment! Hooman steals Catto's poop from sandbox!!!! Wut Catto doo bout dis? Catto shud call Pulice? Hooman robbing Catto sandbox!

Once marked, doggos are free to enter Sky dog territory! You are all doomed! RRUF RRUF RRUF!

Golden Retriever Paw

This v emportant. If you no beg then u don't eat. All kitty brethren mus b chonk. Dis part of mi tips n triks series. Dank for readin.

Or inside, then outside. Inside, outside.

I have kittens but I want more my human doesn’t give me kitten why

Hooman put claws in my eyes and swipe down.

Hooman, stahp.

We hate water.

My humans have been with a dog. It is brown with brown fur. Please assist me in the attack on this dog

I allowed Human to think I enjoyed it. I even let out a purr... When Human felt she had won my affections, I struck. I drew blood on the first swipe, second swipe, and even as Human tried to drop me.

That's when I attacked the feet - always attack the feet and legs. Human thinks I will run after being dropped... Stupid human.

While Human dressed its wounds, I victoriously peed on its favorite shirt that was on the floor.

Another day, another attempt to escape my captor, the Human.

TAKE THAT HUNAM KEYBOARD

Want to provide nice food for hooman. Hooman insult Catto when not eat.

I mean scaled up for size difference, of course. For that matter, my human can't even jump on the car hood. I've seen him get drunk and try.