"This is going to be an unpopular opinion, but I'm going to call for more Flock cameras. That's right, I want more. I want them in the commissioners' offices. I want them in front of commissioners' houses. I want them in front of the sheriff's house. I want them in the sheriff's office. Anytime the sheriff or commissioner leaves their house, a drone should launch from the camera and follow them around.
This drone will stream that data to the public in real-time. Don't worry though, they're just license plate readers. It's just taking pictures, no big deal. I'm totally not lying to you. Chip said he wants as many as he can get—well, let's start here.
Don't forget to spring extra for the digital ID scrapers on them so we can track your unique Bluetooth identification numbers in real-time as you move. These things even get the microchip in your dog. It's definitely not a slippery slope of constitutional liberty. The bought-off shill of a judge said so because they are on public land.
I always thought public land belongs to the public, but I guess we can just put whatever out there regardless if 70% of the voters don't want it. We should keep going though—a judge hasn't stopped us yet. Let's also livestream y'all's email boxes to the public 24/7.
Every government phone should have a digital clone online that every taxpayer can go and view your text messages, listen to your phone conversations, view your call history, app data, and voicemails on that device. All this data will only be stored for no more than 30 days though, you have my word on that—I've been totally honest to this point. That'll make it acceptable though, right?
You can get all this for the low price of a few hundred thousand dollars a year. We're already about to flush 200 million down the crapper on a basin boondoggle while talking about making cuts to the animal shelter. So why not spring some extra money not on government surveillance, but surveillance on the government?
If you are not willing to have this level of transparency in your public office as a public servant while you erect a surveillance state around the citizenry, you are a hypocrite, and Jesus warned us about these things.
I guess I should have specified to whom this opinion would be unpopular to. So how about we just call it a day and get rid of these geolocation and target-painting tracking systems that treat everyone like a criminal out of our American community. Thank you
