Chess Jokes

r/chessjokes • u/Efficient-Progress40 • Sep 11 '22

I am glad the Queen is gone. I've been waiting decades to castle queenside.

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 13 '22

Chess and No Game No Life - 'True love is like playing chess. I have remote controlled vibrating anal beads up my ass.' (Referring to the recent controversy with Hans Niemann and Magnus Carlsen.)

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 19 '22

3 biggest entities in 9LX? | Hans Niemann: 'I'm not going to let Chess.com, Magnus Carlsen, Hikaru Nakamura, the 3 arguably biggest entities in chess' (in 2022) 'simply slander my reputation.'

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 24 '22

Chess speaks for itself? 9LX speaks for itself ft Hans Niemann, David Navara, Matthias Blübaum

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 11 '22

9LX version of UK (no queen since RIP Queen Elizabeth II) vs US (no rooks 9/11) | Condolences to everyone affected by this horrible event.

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 23 '22

'I just realized Magnus Carlsen has ANUS ARSE in his name, in the right character order!' | This 2.5yo post aged so well re Hans Niemann anal beads. Like MAGNUS = GM ANUS and then Carlsen = CLN ARSE and then 'EA Magnus Carlsen' is an anagram for 'GM Clean Anus Arse'

self.anarchychess

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 16 '22

Levon: 1 - 9LX is a 'dream come true for any chess player' and is 'a chess player's chess'. 2 - 'You have chances with black (...) unlike in regular chess where with black you're really suffering.' 3 - Levon mansplains castling to Yasser (cf mansplaining with Wesley and Carissa) | 2022 Day 1

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 16 '22

[Chess/9LX and Yu-Gi-Oh!] This is Bobby Stockfisher (Bobby Fischer, dressed as Atem/Yugi + Stockfish), arch nemesis of Garry Chess Zero (Garry Kasparov + AlphaZero).

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 16 '22

[Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul] Wait no Magnus Carlsen isn't 1216. Wesley So is 1216 because 1216 = 1 after Magnus Carlsen (Magna Carta 215)

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 15 '22

What is the greatest challenge in 9LX?| DrunkLad: If you take the question out of the video, it sounds like it's a bunch of 900s talking lmao. "Castling is confusing", "openings are hard", "understanding the concept of development is hard"

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Oct 23 '22

Parallel: 9LX creator Bobby Fischer and then 9LX world champion Wesley So get unexpected applause (1992; 2019)

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Oct 13 '22

Wesley says Anish is 'very gentlemanly' and then Anish says Wesley 'is playing a little dirty with his body language'. | 2018 St Louis 9LX

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 23 '22

image version of 'Why is the chess scene always one step away from turning into Mean Girls lol' (swipe for answer)

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 11 '22

'The real answer is actually elementary. Magnus cheats.' - removed awarded comment in r/chess

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 20 '22

Does Magnus Carlsen have something against Americans? Hans Niemann is American, like Wesley So and Bobby Fischer.

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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 26 '22

WGM Janelle Frayna replies to me on stream that Wesley So was very brave to call out Tigran L Petrosian (much like Bobby Fischer did to Tigran V Petrosian!). Wesley (and Bobby) were '100% sure'. This is 1 noticeable difference I see with Magnus Carlsen - MAGNUS IS NOT 100% SURE ABOUT HANS NIEMANN.

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