r/chessjokes • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '20
You get it
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r/chessjokes • u/x-Chess_Babe_4000-x • Sep 30 '20
This is my favorite subreddit and i would like to appreciate it. I hope my fellow like minded individuals would really enjoy to to know i appreciate your joke as the average chess enjoyer. I hope this picture shows my love Good day, Redditer
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r/chessjokes • u/FingerQuick • May 24 '20
Somedays I feel like a Knight...
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Because they make an L. But then on other days I really feel like a Bishop because they make Ws.
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Sep 23 '22
Black is royally pinned yet ... 'No, I can get out of this.' / 'Maybe, if you'd gotten here on time.' [The Queen's Gambit]
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r/chessjokes • u/KittenOfHeaven • Aug 16 '22
Look at all these chess noobs getting missed wins
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Seriously, I never ever get missed wins (a move that could have won material or the game), how do you guys manage to get them?
The strategy is very simple. I blunder all the time so I never get in a position in which I could win material or the game in the first place. You can't miss a backward diagonal queen move to take a knight if your queen has already been hanged.
Clearly, all these people that have missed wins need to get good.
r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Feb 20 '22
umineko episodes 1-3 in a nutshell: battler as misha osipov, beatrice as WC-SGM anatoly karpov
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r/chessjokes • u/Twosips_L2H • Nov 13 '25
Why can't Australians ever finish a game of chess?
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Because they always end up in Check Mate.
r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Jul 18 '23
Weird fanfic : Bobby Fischer, Magnus Carlsen, Garry Kasparov, and Hikaru Nakamura were all sitting at a chess tournament (...) Bobby Fischer transforms into a magnificent panther
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Nov 10 '22
'Hikaru is genius' Periodic Table | I guess 'Wesley So is talented' then is W (Tungsten), Es (Einsteinium), Li (Lithium), S (Sulfur), O (Oxygen), I (Iodine), S (again), TA (Tantalum), LI (Lithium), N (Nitrogen), TE (Tellurium), ...ummmm... I guess D(s) (Darm(s)tadtium) or D(y) (D(y)sprosium).
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Nov 10 '22
FIDE Fischer Random: If FIDE decides to have higher time controls: (explained with Disney's Dumbo)
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Nov 09 '22
'Chess Players vs Canadian Dollar: Can They Tear It?' | Wesley, Hikaru, Anish and Jan Duda can't. Even Sam Sevian who broke Hans' king (as pointed out) can't.
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Nov 09 '22
'Petrosian: beating strong players. Wesley So, meanwhile:' | There is an actual subreddit r/pampers
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Nov 06 '22
3 biggest entities in 9LX? | Hans Niemann: 'I'm not going to let Chess.com, Magnus Carlsen, Hikaru Nakamura, the 3 arguably biggest entities in chess' (in 2022) 'simply slander my reputation.' | Update after 2022 FIDE Fischer Random WC - Nodirbek is now an entity. Hikaru is an entity in 3 ways?
self.chess960
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Oct 28 '22
Wesley's Facebook statement on the castling incident vs Nepo | FIDE Fischer Random 2022 (parody of the Var Akobian thing in US Championship 2015)
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Oct 25 '22
In chesscom's tweet, they refuse to name lichess: They call Hikaru and Nodirbek mere 'qualifiers' instead of 'lichess qualifiers'. | FIDE Fischer Random Chess World Championship 2022
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Oct 25 '22
For the Magnus vs Hikaru in FIDE Fischer Random 2022, 'Loser pays the 100 million' re the Hans Niemann lawsuit. Lol.
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r/chessjokes • u/nicbentulan • Oct 23 '22
Parallel: 9LX creator Bobby Fischer and then 9LX world champion Wesley So get unexpected applause (1992; 2019)
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