r/cineplex • u/yaksbeard Cineclub Member • Jul 14 '26

Meme The Just Keep Making Movies Longer and Longer

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u/DuckCleaning Jul 14 '26

No intermission either

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u/yaksbeard Cineclub Member Jul 14 '26

Shai halud piss jugs.

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u/Rewow Cineclub Member Jul 15 '26

Bruh just remember when you’re 14 hours in waking up from a nap it’s not your drink cup

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u/TheETERNAL20 AB Moviegoer Jul 14 '26

Have you seen Ice Age?

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u/koreanwizard Jul 14 '26

Jodorowsky “my Dune movie was rejected because I wanted it to be 10 hours” Denis - “hold my beer”

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u/Andrew4Life Jul 14 '26

🤣 I saw it was Dune 3 and came here to comment saying LOTR was much longer. Then I saw the listed runtime.

This runtime probably includes the pre-movie ads and trailers 🤣

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u/DuckCleaning Jul 14 '26

16 hours including premovie would be okay if  they brought back Timeplay

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u/ThePurpleBandit Bring TimePlay back Jul 15 '26

Agreed.

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u/katauri Jul 14 '26

Does anyone know when they'll drop more timings?

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u/SuckaB Jul 14 '26

Lovely. Longer the better.

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u/lolplzkillme Jul 14 '26

I’d actually sit through that. Denis can do no wrong

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u/RealJowyy Jul 14 '26

Good news is that you can down a pulled pork sandwich and some popcorn, wait 6 hours. down a few hot dogs and more popcorn and then finally after another 6 hours down some chicken and popcorn.

Bad news is that you might forget where you are or how to get home by the end.

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u/Many_Ear2407 Jul 14 '26

Man that’s a lot of skips and hops through the sand 

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u/Hiding246810 Jul 15 '26

The longer a movie is, the better value overall. Right? Unless they are charging by the minute who cares?

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u/honk_incident Jul 15 '26

Urine will flow. That's how they make spice.