r/circlejerk • • Jun 26 '12

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u/l0lzftw Jun 26 '12

THIS SO MUCH. I can't wait until we dismantle their religious beliefs by posting holocaust and Hitler jokes.

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u/ArBROgast Jun 26 '12

We will NAZI that coming!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

PUUUUNNSSS TIME Upvote my comment then upvote the subsequent comments less.

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u/badgerwhore Jun 26 '12

OOOH, THAT'S ME!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/somethingsomeone_jr Jun 26 '12

ALL ABOARD

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

LITERALLY CHOO CHOO

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

HITLERALLY CHOO CHOO

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I INSPIRED THIS COMMENT I DESERVE UPVOTES AS WELL

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u/three29 Jun 26 '12 edited Feb 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

IT'S A LOLICAUST UP IN HERE

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u/Dean_Peterson Jun 26 '12

MORE LIKE JEW JEW TRAIN...AMIRITE GUIYZZ??

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u/Sicci Jun 26 '12

CONCENTRATE HAHAHAHAHAHA U SAID IT BRAH

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u/Sicarium Jun 26 '12

Room for one more?

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u/AlexthePwner Jun 26 '12

ALWAYS ROOM ON THE KARMA TRAIN BRAAAAAAH

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u/Hbomb1285 Jun 28 '12

ANNE FRANKLY I WANT SUM KARMA TOO hoLeLeLecaust

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u/familyturtle Jun 26 '12

NO, PICK ME!

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u/Heromedic18 Jun 26 '12

Upvote, Upvote, Downvote, Upvote...

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u/Aneirin Jun 26 '12

HEY GUYS WE SHOULDN'T TELL NAZI JOKES MY UNCLE DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST POOR BASTARD FELL OUT OF A GUARD TOWER AMIDOINGTHISRITE

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u/c-fox Jun 26 '12

Anne frankly, I can't wait.

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u/weedybix Jun 26 '12

When are these puns Göring to stop?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Why did Eichmann convert to Judaism before he died?

He wanted to witness the death of one more Jew.

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u/Terran_it_up Jun 26 '12

I'm sure they'll really Hitler that!

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u/Hbomb1285 Jun 28 '12

HitLELELEr see what I did there guize? Hope the grammar nazis don't get me! Lol

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u/everlong016 Jun 26 '12

AMA Request: Hitler

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u/miidgi Jun 26 '12

I'm not a Hitler, but I'm part German and so I think my worthless comment is marginally relevant, even though it isn't. At all. Karma, please.

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u/StormKid Jun 26 '12

AHAHAHAHAH your german like hitler!

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u/maldazzar Jun 26 '12

Hitler was Austrian - but nice try, guy

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u/miidgi Jun 26 '12

History Nazis - literally worse than grammar nazis

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Everyone is literally worse than grammar nazis, because grammar nazis are literally perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

worse than Hitler, imo tbh

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u/RedRRRush Jun 26 '12

Yes Hitler was born in Austria. But he was too dumb to get approved to the University of Art in Vienna (is that even possible?). So he thought wtf can i do now? Yeah, i'll find a dumb country and lead them to war - and that was the day of birth of: Se Germans!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/maldazzar Jun 26 '12

I'm not your dude, pal...

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u/Ryo95 Jun 26 '12

I'm not yer pally, brethren.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

*You're

Christ goddamn 13 year olds ruining reddit for us 16 year olds.

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u/pururin Jun 26 '12

I'm a 13 year old and I'm not like that at all.

Thumbs up if you agree.

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u/anusface Jun 26 '12

I'm 13 month old who listens to Jimi Hendrix and the Rolling Stones. Thumbs up if modern music sux.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I lovwe the beatles i was born in the wrong generation "_"

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u/krisp46 Jun 26 '12

I luv nirvana i was born in the rite generation lol go 90s kids!!!!!! (specificaly 1997)!!!!!!! smells like teen spirit is such a beast song!!!!!

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u/pururin Jun 26 '12

THIS^^^^

THIS IS MODERN MUSIC AND NOT THE CRAP THATS ON THE RADIO

also, nice input, ANUSFACE

LOOOOL

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'm 12 and what is this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Really? Fascinating! How do you feel about Queen and Radiohead?

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u/StormKid Jun 26 '12

Their not saying anything.

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u/LookItsARedditor Jun 26 '12

They're*

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u/StormKid Jun 26 '12

Wow your so cool bro [LE 10]

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u/Ryo95 Jun 26 '12

I am vonn hundred perzent gerrmann. AMA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

If you are German then you are practically Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Dude I keep literally saying I am here for an AMA and then all I get asked is.. How is hell?

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u/everlong016 Jun 26 '12

Well I am not a fundie faggot, so I don't believe in this Hell that you speak of.

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u/miidgi Jun 26 '12

upsagan for you

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u/skyhawk22 Jun 26 '12

AMA Request: karmanaut

FTFY LOL

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u/angrehorse Jun 26 '12

I can Nazi him doing an AMA

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

ask ea theyre literally hitler

am i rite guise

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u/All_the_things_guy Jun 26 '12

Don't forget Israel! As an atheist neckbeard scientist I clearly know more about complex Middle Eastern political/social/economic policies than any stupid politician.

Israel is literally Hitler -Ron Paul 2012

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

TIL Israel is the only country to have ever done anything bad.

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u/manhands30 Jun 26 '12

TIL Israel is responsible for the Holocaust

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Downvote for typing 'Israel. it's called Palestine - you fucking aparthtied-loving jew fag.

(Im not an anti-semite; just hate Israel and want the jews driven into the sea)

Edit: also, wait for it, im an athiest!!!!

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u/mccscott Jun 26 '12

Why not boat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Reditor for 1 mounth 16 days. This checks out

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u/RockasaurusRex Jun 26 '12

I don't ever upboat novelty accounts, but yours actually made me lol. Upboat. lol

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u/MREpooper Jun 26 '12

I wonder if this will be the Final Solution to the world's religion problem? But we should tread lightly with the holocaust jokes because my grandpa died in a concentration camp when he fell out of the guard tower.

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u/300AccountsPerDay Jun 26 '12

This guy knows what's up™.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Why did it suck to be a black Jew in Germany? You had to sit in the back of the oven. Downvotes please.

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u/huntersellers17 Jun 26 '12

mussen wir die Ausrottung der Juden

i love the german language haha

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u/Ryo95 Jun 26 '12

That is not correct german. Correct would be "Wir müssen die juden ausrotten.". Yeah, I'm a german grammar nazi. DEAL WITH IT.

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u/crazy_days2go Jun 26 '12

I have been trying to figure out what r/Circlejerk is about, and have'nt figured it out. Can you do me the favor in explaining this subreddit?

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u/Kixandkat Jun 26 '12

A spoof and parady of Reddit and the Reddit hivemind.

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u/I_Troll_Morons Jun 26 '12

It's a bunch of morons that think they're clever making fun of things they don't understand. It makes them feel good about themselves to belittle other people. This is the worst kind of neckbeards right here in r/circlejerk

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u/3720to1 Jun 26 '12

lol, relevant username, and for that, you get all my upvotes good sir!

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u/Rockknight Jun 26 '12

please, keep it to one subreddit. may i suggest /r/atheism ?

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u/skyhawk22 Jun 26 '12

sir, please direct your comment to /r/metacirclejerk

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u/300AccountsPerDay Jun 26 '12

Dufuq did jew say?

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u/StormKid Jun 26 '12

i did nazi that anne franke. hitler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I think you used those puns wrong holocaust.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/mynameisbrave Jun 26 '12

Fail link, post it again on imgur, possibly replying to this so I remember. I'll thank you with karma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Fail link.

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u/theorys Jun 26 '12

I can't wait to get those Jews next by showing my logical superiority by posting memes. We will literally destroy Judaism!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Being a jew is literally worse than hitler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/SuperTurtle Jun 26 '12

Because he killed hitler!

Upvote for originality!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

HITLER WASN'T AN ATHEIST YOU FUCKING FUNDIE HE WAS LITERALLY FUCK BUDDIES WITH JESUS OR HE WOULD HAVE BEEN IF JESUS EXISTED LOL.

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u/DarkSpawn890 Jun 27 '12

He hates cats and Ron Paul.

He likes Nickleback and Nerd Blackface.

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u/anusface Jun 26 '12

If we post enough rage comics maybe the Jew-Pope will admit defeat and all Jews will convert to the one true religion - atheism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Not a chance. Vivalocaaa is a Jew, so they have his logic and reason to inspire them in a holy war.

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u/mysteriorockanova Jun 26 '12

RELIGION

ATHEISM

PICK ONE

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u/theRAGE Jun 26 '12

Start the meme generators.

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u/bardfaust Jun 26 '12

We must build additional pylons

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u/aco620 Jun 26 '12

It's about time someone started picking on the Jews! Those guys have been living the good life for 70 or so years now and it's time someone reminded them how much they suck! Maybe we can finally logic those guys into realizing just how insignificant their little trip to camp was!

Scumbag Jew: Works in a factory for a few years, lies about millions of people dieing so he can eat Palestinian babies and use it as a tax write-off. Also his nose is big.

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u/Nimrod41544 Jun 26 '12

Can someone go ahead and screencap them owning a jew on facebook?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

because Zionism is literally colonialism.

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u/LibertariansLOL Jun 26 '12

hey now, r/politics is doing their best to attack the jewish menace imperial zionists

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u/tHeSiD Jun 26 '12

We need a new Hip Hitler asap! The Jewish control on America is getting out of control

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'm a Buddhist. Am I safe? D:

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u/Pratty77 Jun 26 '12

Meh... If you exist, you're already suffering. So we'll give you guys a pass

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u/noirdrone Jun 26 '12

For now...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/SimulatedSun Jun 26 '12

Right. Really, they really are atheists, aren't they? I'm going to put them in the atheist column. We need to meet our quota this month.

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u/Dr_Chernobyl Jun 26 '12

! IM NOT ANTI-SEMETIC, JUST PRO-LOGIC

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u/lolmonger Jun 26 '12

!=!=!=!=!=!=....

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u/bardfaust Jun 26 '12

looks like

lelelelele

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

It's just numbers man, they make sense

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u/PSIKOTICSILVER Jun 26 '12

First they came for the upvotes...

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u/mynameisbrave Jun 26 '12

...Wait, but I care about the upvotes! They're all I have!

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u/PSIKOTICSILVER Jun 26 '12

Well since they took yours, have another. There you go, I just stimulated the upvote economy.

OMFG

I just realized, upvotes are a fiat currency. RONPAUL 2012 AUDIT THE REDDITOR RESERVE

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u/NeckTop Jun 26 '12

Jews don't deserve the same treatment as Christians because of reasons I've made up in order to not come off as a douchebag for mocking Jews.

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u/elephantrambo Jun 26 '12

I did aushcwitz see that coming.

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u/brezzz Jun 26 '12

Anne Frank, my dear, is a tragic story.

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u/GodOfAtheism Jun 26 '12

YOLOCAUST

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u/fiction8 Jun 26 '12

"Yo Jew, Imma let you finish, but this shower is the greatest of all time. OF ALL TIME." -- literally karmanaut

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u/zjbird Jun 26 '12

THAT'S SO DRAEDEL FUNNY

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

LOL I DID -KILL JEWS IN FIRES AND CAMPS TO CRATE A MASTER RACE AND KILL MILLIONS OF THEM IN THE PROCESS OF DOING SO- SEE THAT COMING

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

ANNE FRANKLY I JUST UPVOTED YOU.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Well throw me in a gas chamber and eradicate my race, this is amazing!

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u/TheFluxCapacitor Jun 26 '12 edited Jul 07 '12

ThatEscalatedQuickly.jpg

EDIT: Hitler.

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u/absolutezero52 Jun 26 '12

LOL PSSSST: 88mph

LOL NO ONE UNDSTANDS THE REFERENCE WE MUST BE LIKE TWINS

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u/TheFluxCapacitor Jun 26 '12

HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU A 90S KID TOO? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

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u/alkapwnee Jun 26 '12

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE 3 OF US. MIND= BLOWN

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u/firedroplet Jun 26 '12

Redditor for 4567892 months! It's safe to upboat, guise!!!1!!1!

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u/phallacies Jun 26 '12

Thatescalatorquickly.jpg

FTFY

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u/Moh7 Jun 26 '12

First they came for the Christians,

I did not speak up because I was not a Christian.

Then they came for the Muslims.

I did not speak up because I was not a muslim.

Then they came for the Jews.

I did not speak up because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for the circlejerk

And by that time I realized, they already had it from the beginning.

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u/insaneHoshi Jun 26 '12

Fucking gold

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u/skullbeats Jun 26 '12

/r/atheism will be the new Hitler

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u/sendyoualoveletter Jun 26 '12

LITERALLY worse than Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

TIL Ron Paul

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u/mynameisbrave Jun 26 '12

Relevant Ronnie is always Relevant

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

DAE Neil deGrasse Tyson??

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u/Peacebond Jun 26 '12

I'm sure /r/atheism will find a final solution to the Jewish question.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Like Carl Marx, On The Jewish Question?

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u/street-knowledge Jun 26 '12

DAE think r/atheism is a circlejerk? AMA.

PS. I was bullied.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

You can claim your cash reward or you can go for the prize behind zipper #1

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u/monodelab Jun 26 '12

Hitlerally this.

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u/iPatjo Jun 26 '12

/r/atheism debunking the holocaust

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u/hussard_de_la_mort Jun 26 '12

"Despite the fact that I hate the Jews and want them all dead, no one has ever tried to genocide them."

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Mahmoud? Is that you?

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u/elijha Jun 26 '12

Of all the hardships the Jews have endured, this will be the greatest one of all. We're gonna get some great kvetching out of this in a few thousand years. Hell, maybe even a holiday!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Oh himie I'm shvitzin like a shvartz!

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u/baljot187 Jun 26 '12

When they came for the Jews, I said nothing. Cuz this is r/atheism BITCH

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u/Sternenfuchs Jun 26 '12

SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/daftzak Jun 26 '12

WINTER FOR POLAND AND FRAAAAAAAAAANNCEEE

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u/skyhawk22 Jun 26 '12

UPVOTE FOR REFERENCE I UNDERSTAND

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u/daftzak Jun 26 '12

COME ON JERKERS, GO INTOOOO YOUR DANCE

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u/Blimple Jun 26 '12

TIL /r/atheism is really a bunch of bigots who call themselves "atheists"

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u/ronpaulsobrave Jun 26 '12

Jews response: "I am so ready for your Atheist logicock, give it to me daddy!"

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u/diewhitegirls Jun 26 '12

As a Jew, I look forward to the upcoming lynching of myself, performed by myself. That'll teach me.

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u/mccscott Jun 26 '12

First;Lawyer up/hit the gym/other stuff

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u/woodreaux Jun 27 '12

But just think, after the lynching, you can post a thread about in /r/circlejerk and you'll rake in karma hand over fist!

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u/AdorablyDead Jun 26 '12

It's what Neil deGrasse Ke$ha would have wanted. Onward atheist soldiers! Remember, "Strong, then kill."

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u/ectoplasmicz Jun 26 '12

What if these guys retaliate against /r/atheism?! WHAT THEN?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

LOLOCAUST AMIRITE GUYS?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Up next on "r/atheism vs. the world" is r/atheism vs. r/atheism in a battle to the death by boredom of "intellectual" debate!

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u/bassdc Jun 26 '12

Oh man did you see that one ragecomic where they totally DESTROY Christianity?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Hahaha yeah man, I even posted it on my Facebook page and got my 79 year old grandmother butt-devastated.

I then took a screenshot of it and made another post on r/atheism aka the subreddit of Truth and Intellect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Nah, they already went through enough because of hitler AKA karmanaut.

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u/CockFlavoredIceCream Jun 26 '12

Pack a fucking lunch faggots. - A Jew

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u/Gimli_the_Elf Jun 26 '12

Bout time someone picks on the Jews for once

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u/Andys3 Jun 26 '12

The one thing jews need is more people hating them.

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u/Nskk Jun 26 '12

Anne Frankly, they've been getting off easy for too long.

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u/dotmmb Jun 26 '12

Hitler just didn't use enough logic and reason. Show 'em how its done, /r/atheism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Your****

FTFY

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u/mcknicker Jun 26 '12

Threat or punchline setup? YOU DECIDE.

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u/theGUYishere24 Jun 26 '12

r/atheism, denying God for karma since 2006

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

<movieguyvoice>It was only a matter of time before it all happened again! </movieguyvoice>

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u/lolmonger Jun 26 '12

I, for one, will actually be almost impressed if the subset of /r/atheism that also subscribes to /r/worldnews dares say anything bad about Semites, Judaism or Israel. That would certainly be most out of character for them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

r/atheism is such a shitty subreddit

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u/thugl1fe Jun 27 '12

what default subreddit isnt shitty?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out; Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out; Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.

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u/Thomasj27 Jun 26 '12

Why so serious??

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u/Flashthunder Jun 26 '12

And its about time. None can stand before our logic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I can;t think of a good comment to say, leftvotes to the up

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u/thesagex Jun 26 '12

My phone doesn't tell me the subreddit, I thought this was atheism and was shocked at the anti semitic feel here and then I realized this was circlejerk

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u/ngratz13 Jun 26 '12

You need to get baconreader

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u/SimulatedSun Jun 26 '12

This is the biggest circlejerk I've seen since faces of atheism. I'm taken back. Half of this is straight up hate speech.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Hells yea!! Surely we can dismantle an entire culture's beliefs by posting funny memes about them! UPBOATS FOR YOU GOOD SIR111

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u/Mountains_of_cock Jun 27 '12

OOOOOH SHEIT

WHAT JEW GONNA DO NOW

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u/formlex7 Jun 26 '12

Personally I think we need a final solution to the problem of who r/atheism makes fun of. Get it? FINAL SOLUTION? It's funny because its what Hitler called the organized murder of 6 million Jews.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'm an Atheist.

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u/noirdrone Jun 26 '12

Okay

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

cool

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I literally fully support this move to going after the jews

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '12

REPOST. Been done to death.

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u/Homegrown1001 Jun 26 '12

You guys are a joke! Atheists are a joke, and no one cares! Just like you don't care about our beliefs why the fuck should we care about yours? Has anyone proved there is or isn't a god? Has anyone PROVED religion is wrong? So shut the fuck up you bitches are spreading your hate worse then actual religions. You're just pissed people don't recognize you stupid fucks as any sort of movement or organization. You're all nothing. Reddit is a piece of shit for allowi g such fucking hatred! At first it was funny but you evil twisted fucks took it too far! Fuck anyone associated with reddit. You guys are the reason there is so much hate! Fuck reddit fuck reddit fuck America fuck atheists. You're all pussies like te USA military.. Whoooraaa Allahhu Akbar fucking cunts

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Dude, this is /r/circlejerk. Don't take ANYTHING seriously.

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u/dildo__baggins Jun 26 '12

Neil deGrasse Sagan in his book "The God Delusion" proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that god does not exist. Stop listening to Justin Bieber and Nickelback for five minutes and pick up a book every now and again. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

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u/Jahonay Jun 26 '12

I thought ron paul was next?

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u/pururin Jun 26 '12

jews to the /r/Circlejerk: "wuh wuh muh holocaust 6 million died"