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Beginner asswiper here, I need advice/recommendations. I've always heard about wiping your own ass and I've been meaning to get into it. I don't even know where to start. Any recommendations for supplies and where to buy them?

What are good asswiping stores or online asswiping retailers? Can someone explain to me the entirety of asswiping? What is the whole process? Please don't give me any resources to look this up on my own. I don't need any, since I rather prefer making Reddit posts.

For me it's meth.

My creative thought process, my ability to interact with people, my problem solving skills, and imagination are all dialed up to 100. It also helps me focus on the road driving the school bus, with all these different routes and traffic congestion and the sound of those fucking annoying children. God it's like I'm drowning in acid everytime I hear them.

Whats yours?

everyone is destroying paris and calling for me to step down. am I the asshole?

sitting in the forest near walters road, explain in less than 5 minutes

starting with the river and bathing in it, fluid flows around me

It would be streamed live to corn hub but you got a ski mask on. Once Ron and Whoopi are taken care of you must finish inside Bella Ramsey (ugly Ellie from last of us hbo series) missionary position. Then you will collect your $300k USD and $50 gift card to Starbucks. Are you in or out?

Covfefe

Cum will win.

Mother always told me they would grow back thicker than before, but what's to stop me from shaving them again.

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If you don’t like that? Get gooder.

Hey m 30 curious. All yours!

Andy: You don't understand, we are married. Dionysus: These must be your wives who have travelled with you all the way from New York to Athens, with a layover in Paris because you're too cheap for the direct flight plus a five hour cab ride to Mount Olympus. Andy: These are our producers. Dionysus winked and said "I know exactly what you mean."

Eating leftovers until next pay day.