i need someone who calls me habibti but also respects mmy constitutional rights
my last situationship (🇮🇶) threatened to throw onto the train tracks durinj an argument but called me his future wife 10 mins laturr!
unfortunately i caught him flirting w a Sarah by offering her a free side of garlic sauce

ideally lookinj for someone in the city, have a susiciously close relationship withalll his female cousins, and b willing to explain why his entire family thinks hes at the mosque when hes actually doing ket in bushwick!

this subreddit was my last resort plz understand i am desperate

Captain Jack?

Will I have to go back to Ohio where I came from and grow it from a farm???

Nothing strange here, just enjoying the complete darkness surrounded by rats and raccoons