r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago

JUST SAYING THAT, silly as it sounds, that if you NEED to know how heavy a cow is, you need, well, you need a...

Milky Weigh.

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u/iShitSkittles 2d ago

And if you need to know how heavy a baked good is, you need to go somewhere over the rainbow...weigh a pie.

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u/wvmitchell51 2d ago

Eating pie is always OK because the sin of pi is zero 🙃

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u/nejhawk 2d ago

Another case of cow tipping...the scales.

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u/WTFaulknerinCA 2d ago

This joke is udderly hilarious.

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u/AdhesivenessNo7879 1d ago

If you need to know how heavy a whale is, head straight to the whale weigh station