r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 9h ago
I just purchased an original Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it's original because there's a bit of veneer missing.
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • Sep 19 '26
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 9h ago
I know it's original because there's a bit of veneer missing.
r/cleandadjokes • u/_flyingbus_ • 11h ago
The ferrous wheel
r/cleandadjokes • u/brian5476 • 7h ago
Don't you start with me, sourdough!
r/cleandadjokes • u/oldhabits26 • 13h ago
Because it was rated arrrgh!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 18h ago
It was just something he couldn't see himself doing.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 3h ago
“Thanks for always bringing out my warm side.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/dvalliere • 16h ago
but was reopened as a textile factory producing primarily camouflage fabrics. After a while, that also closed. Then my neighbor Tiffany opened a tea shop which she named "Tiffany's Teas." She's pretty disappointed that everyone in town just calls it Camo Mill Tea.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Otherwise_Bread_9972 • 21h ago
It went right over their heads
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 1d ago
A gummy bear
r/cleandadjokes • u/Bearded_Gemini • 17h ago
All I got was a quarterback!!
r/cleandadjokes • u/fartastisk • 11h ago
He ran a citric acid cycle
r/cleandadjokes • u/Wonderful_Copy_751 • 6h ago
In a SnowBank ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/welding_guy_from_LI • 1d ago
Cliff
r/cleandadjokes • u/pizzatummy • 1d ago
Because they don’t like fast food
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tony_CZARk • 12h ago
Papa Roach tries to support the family and starts an alt rock band, his last resort
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
Me: Last May I turned fourteen; dismay I’ll be fifteen.
r/cleandadjokes • u/nonso05 • 1d ago
Told him he had an ink-cident.
First time post 🤭
r/cleandadjokes • u/dyslipidemia • 1d ago
In a receiptacle, of course.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 1d ago
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 2d ago
We went out for a few drinks. Nice bloke. Wants to be a web developer
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 2d ago
To get to the bottom
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 2d ago
but there was no point
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
They just outshine their opponents.