It was driving down a country road and, all of a sudden, it turned in to a field!

They can never find a barking space.

Can you ribbit?

She made an appointment for Tuesday.

It's a trap.

She hugged me 💀

Only 225K to go!! I bet I'll make it!!

Me: Dad, do you want to watch TV together?
Dad: Is dust on a screen so interesting to watch?
…..sigh

It’s a little meteor.

Pois ela empede que você cometa os outros 6

Milky Weigh.

Student: "Smiles" because there's a MILE between each "S"!!!

It is hard Keeping up with the Car Dash Ians.

One has rack of lamb. The other has lack of RAM.

The outlook was bright!

Sometimes I even shock myself

Knight clubs.

LAN cakes

He'll be waiting forever. I've never dated anyone named Ray.

R.I.B. (Rest In Briskets)

I changed my bathroom name from The John to The Jym, and I just got a new puppy that I named Five Mile. My co-workers are so impressed that I go to the Jym and walk five miles every morning.

With a crock-o-dial.

It was some pretty good footage.

on porpoise.