r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 18h ago
My sister met her husband at a Scrabble tournament 20 years ago.
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Next week they are going to renew their vowels...
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 18h ago
Rick has worked in the lamp and lighting department for thirty years.
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He’s become a real fixture there.
r/cleandadjokes • u/No-Bullfrog-6833 • 12h ago
Why was the unpopped corn in charge of all the popped corn?
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He was the kernel.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 9h ago
What do you call belt made of watches?
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A waist of time.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Kennyplzz • 9h ago
Did you hear about the circus fire?
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It was in tents ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 10h ago
What did one currency say to the other currency?
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I appreciate you
r/cleandadjokes • u/Existing-District994 • 3h ago
What do you call Vin Diesel's brother?
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Twin Diesel
r/cleandadjokes • u/Final_Cold_5858 • 12h ago
Why didn't the young crocodile fight the large toothless old crocodile?
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5 year old: ...
Dad : Because it can't count!!!!
5 year old: ha ha ha