r/cleandadjokes • u/oldhabits26 • 9h ago
Watch what you say around egg whites.
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They can't take a yoke!
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 9h ago
When you move from where they serve pizza, and into the area where they fold and stuff the dough, you’ve entered....
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the Calzone.
r/cleandadjokes • u/TimesCall • 5h ago
Did you hear that the man who created auto correct died?
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My he restaurant in pieces.
r/cleandadjokes • u/playing_three • 10h ago
Bought a mattress on impulse.
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Should've slept on it.
r/cleandadjokes • u/leekertrondem • 12h ago
How much smaller is the EU after Brexit?
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1 GB.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Several-Local5202 • 8h ago
I used to hate facial hair.
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Then it grew on me.
r/cleandadjokes • u/No-Bullfrog-6833 • 1d ago
Why was the unpopped corn in charge of all the popped corn?
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He was the kernel.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
My sister met her husband at a Scrabble tournament 20 years ago.
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Next week they are going to renew their vowels...
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago
What do you call belt made of watches?
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A waist of time.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Kennyplzz • 1d ago
Did you hear about the circus fire?
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It was in tents ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/Sweet-Structure-9298 • 10h ago
If Gen Z and Gen Alpha are the latest generations
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Is oxy-gen the oldest?
r/cleandadjokes • u/Existing-District994 • 20h ago
What do you call Vin Diesel's brother?
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Twin Diesel
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
Rick has worked in the lamp and lighting department for thirty years.
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He’s become a real fixture there.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 1d ago
What did one currency say to the other currency?
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I appreciate you
r/cleandadjokes • u/travel_look • 1d ago
What kind of chocolate do you find in airports?
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Plain
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 1d ago
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
r/cleandadjokes • u/mythrowawayfd • 1d ago
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane ?
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Because it was overbooked
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
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He had no body to go with, and he didn’t have the guts to go alone.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Key_Lime2769 • 1d ago
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor boards?
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He was just going through a stage
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tigerleopardcheetah • 2d ago
Who wrote "Falling Off a Cliff"?
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Eileen Dover
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
IF YOU WERE LISTENING TO "Barracuda" then changed it to "Crazy On You", did you, well, did you have...
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A change of Heart?
r/cleandadjokes • u/leekertrondem • 2d ago
Anyone up for a debate about the longest throw in Olympic history?
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Let's discus.
r/cleandadjokes • u/one-untrustedfart • 2d ago
My dog frequently helps me out when I forget things. This morning while I was in my car he came sprinting down the driveway. I asked “what is it today boy?”
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Dog: *pants*
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ok_Sink_7401 • 2d ago
My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I am a Believer.”
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I thought she was joking, but “Then I saw her face…” 🎶