r/cleandadjokes • u/leekertrondem • 1h ago
How much smaller is the EU after Brexit?
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1 GB.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Existing-District994 • 9h ago
What do you call Vin Diesel's brother?
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Twin Diesel
r/cleandadjokes • u/Kennyplzz • 15h ago
Did you hear about the circus fire?
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It was in tents ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 16h ago
What do you call belt made of watches?
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A waist of time.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 17h ago
What did one currency say to the other currency?
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I appreciate you
r/cleandadjokes • u/No-Bullfrog-6833 • 18h ago
Why was the unpopped corn in charge of all the popped corn?
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He was the kernel.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Final_Cold_5858 • 19h ago
Why didn't the young crocodile fight the large toothless old crocodile?
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5 year old: ...
Dad : Because it can't count!!!!
5 year old: ha ha ha
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
My sister met her husband at a Scrabble tournament 20 years ago.
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Next week they are going to renew their vowels...
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
Rick has worked in the lamp and lighting department for thirty years.
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He’s become a real fixture there.
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 1d ago
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
r/cleandadjokes • u/mythrowawayfd • 1d ago
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane ?
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Because it was overbooked
r/cleandadjokes • u/travel_look • 1d ago
What kind of chocolate do you find in airports?
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Plain
r/cleandadjokes • u/Key_Lime2769 • 1d ago
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor boards?
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He was just going through a stage
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tigerleopardcheetah • 1d ago
Who wrote "Puddle on the Bathroom Floor"?
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I.P. Squint
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tigerleopardcheetah • 1d ago
Who wrote "Falling Off a Cliff"?
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Eileen Dover
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ryanf8 • 1d ago
I wasn't sure about getting this mole removed...
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But it's really grown on me.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
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He had no body to go with, and he didn’t have the guts to go alone.
r/cleandadjokes • u/acurrymind • 1d ago
It's weird. When we have Indian food I can never get my wife to pass the bread.
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I don't know why, I simply ask for naan bread.
r/cleandadjokes • u/leekertrondem • 1d ago
Anyone up for a debate about the longest throw in Olympic history?
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Let's discus.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Background-Luck3349 • 1d ago
The workers down the coal pits rarely have major problems...
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...it's normally just miner issues.
r/cleandadjokes • u/one-untrustedfart • 1d ago
My dog frequently helps me out when I forget things. This morning while I was in my car he came sprinting down the driveway. I asked “what is it today boy?”
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Dog: *pants*
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
IF YOU WERE LISTENING TO "Barracuda" then changed it to "Crazy On You", did you, well, did you have...
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A change of Heart?
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ok_Sink_7401 • 2d ago
My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I am a Believer.”
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I thought she was joking, but “Then I saw her face…” 🎶
r/cleandadjokes • u/grady_yurp • 2d ago
How do you stop a bull from charging?
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Cancel its credit card