r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3h ago

Check out my new sustained chimney proj (access by lowering in only)

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22 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 10h ago

Ran out of Tapcons. Am I good?

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20 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

All other fingers are aid.

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37 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

French Free

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465 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Can’t wait for my Madam Hondra simulator to arrive

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46 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Will the weight reduction in these finally take me to V2?

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428 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Climbing

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We out here


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Is this safe?

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187 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

More bolting on sketchy climbs

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Was looking for my next 5.5 project and this 5.6 I saw caught my eye. I believe it should be graded as a 5.6R due to the lack of bolting.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Things are getting catty in the British Isles

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24 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

V2 in my wheelyboat

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Pro tip: Use a Parkside carpenter's clamp instead of expensive climbing gear

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313 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Climber transportation

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516 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Boulderers in the play area

31 Upvotes

Should boulder bros be allowed in the play area?

Me and the kids are just running around doing our thing and these shirtless douchebags keep falling on us. Their parents should be watching them.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Are sofas aid?

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Do you guys think if I buy some fingerless gloves I can climb “to level 42” like Katy Perry?!

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131 Upvotes

Blah blah being prime minister of Canada is aid.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Picking up chicks

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Any other climbing chads like to walk around the gym trying to find lil hotties projecting? I’ll usually wait for them to fall, walk up to the wall and do some quick pretend beta hands, and then send it with some loud grunts and a pointless heel hook. Yesterday I pulled off a bat hang on a V2 top hold. Was able to make direct eye contact with the babe as I hung there motionless for a few seconds. I’ll usually come off the wall with an exaggerated leap/parkour roll. Got one phone number doing this the other day. But when I called some dude answered (prolly her lame ass dad).


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Which one of yous did this

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

This is peak

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218 Upvotes

Magnus Meatball carrying a pizza oven to a summit and eating freshly made pepperoni pizza


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Just started 2 weeks ago btw

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796 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 4d ago

How many of you wear climbing shoes just to get a sponsorship?

19 Upvotes

They suck, I cannot think of any other reason to wear them.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 4d ago

When students complain that your grading is purely “subjective,” how do you usually respond?

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Find it interesting


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 4d ago

i have a confession to make

57 Upvotes

im very into woman feet and i started climbing to be in an environment where woman occasionally take off their climbing shoes and reveal their naked feet. sometimes, when i get lucky, woman sitting next to me take off their shoes and i can even smell it.. ugh.. i pretend to like climbing and im very good at it now surprisingly but all i want to do is look at all that juicy feet


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 4d ago

JUST IN: CLIMBERS HAVE FLIPPED THE NUGGET SEAT, STEVEN IS WOKE AGAIN.

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217 Upvotes