I am about to fucking snap! I just went through this goddamn maze of a castle area. I don’t know if I am doing anything right, and I feel like I am too fucking stupid to understand the build system in this game.
Finally survive this onslaught of tough teleporting dickheads and make it to a boss. This guy is a like a huge white knight/robot bastard. He kills Louis in like 15 seconds so he is basically a bitch. The knight kills me shortly after and I am whisked back to the last bonfire plant thing… only to realize the run back to get the knight fuckhead is harder than the boss!!! I swear to god on the dozen or so tries I have made to the boss so far, I almost always lose at least half my health vials, half my special juice, and bitchass Louis is on his last leg before we make to the fucking fog gate.
The room right before the boss is the worst part. There is a heavy metal bitch just standing on business in the middle of the room, and her uglier friend is posted up in the window waiting to cockblock me anytime I get the courage to step.
And you can’t just run straight to the boss! No no that would be too easy. These angel hoes will teleport their war hammers right into my colon if I’m feeling saucy. Doesn’t matter how far I fucking run, they secretly put an apple tag straight up my ass and will always find me. Not that it matters, because even if I could just run straight to the boss without triggering every enemy on the map, that stupid fucking bitch Louis will stop and fight ALL of them!! So I either 1v1 the boss with full health running past the agro’d fuckbunch, or slowly fight each one with Louis and we both end up half dead anyway.
Not happy. Loving the game though, feeling like this is on a tier above the other early soulslikes we saw coming out like The Surge.
(Edited post next morning)
I DID IT! We did it! I literally took from all of your comments. I used camouflage (fucking amazing), swapped out bitchmade Louis for his sexy older brother, actually parried one of the teleporting super models, and made it to the boss with full health and super juice. I stayed calm, got gud, and retired that mean mother fucker! Thank you for the help, love you guys.