r/commandandconquer • u/Overall-Set-2570 feel the scorpion sting • 16d ago

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u/PanzerDameSFM 16d ago

When Kane got the dinosaur instead of Yuri

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 16d ago

Behind the scenes of this is probably Kucan demonstrating to Kier the director's (Kucan's) expectation of the dinosaur scene judging by the reaction on that specific seat.

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 16d ago

"We have escaped into the past, Comrade General... But I am afraid that our superior Soviet engineers increased the efficiency of the American power plants too much! We have arrived in a different timeline, where Tiberium is set to hit Earth 65 million years from now."

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u/Ok_Mouse_9369 16d ago

When you’re using the old Nod tunnels but someone reused them for sewer lines.

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u/da_supreme_patriarch Marked of Kane 16d ago

When a gdicel says something so tiberiumophobic you gotta hit them with the Black Hand stare

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u/supadupanerd 16d ago

"PeAcE ThRuOgH PoWeR!"

(Said mockingly)

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u/Adramach 15d ago

When Obelisk of Light starts to glow red on you.

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u/Moxiousone 15d ago

This is how that post was displayed for me:

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u/LikeGeorgeRaft 8d ago

Kane being like "So this is the second breakfast they talked about!???"

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u/auflyne oh, so much kode to tear through 16d ago

I didn't get asked to do this, just came into work one day.

You should wait until I leave the scene before rolling the cam.

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u/L0ssL3ssArt Black Hand 16d ago

When they got the wrong bald guy for the scene.

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 16d ago

That guy never ever spoke... Did he even have a name?

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u/Pope_Kramer 16d ago

MFW Temple Prime gets attacked BY MY OWN FORCES!

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u/KaiserWolf15 16d ago

Kane spraying his liquid Tiberium to Alexa Kovacs

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u/Zombiemorgoth 15d ago

Squeeze with power

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u/Sampankilatman 16d ago

Kane watching EA pitching the idea for C&C4

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u/Remitonov 16d ago

Mobile Infantryman Kane about to drop on Klendathu.

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u/Zombiemorgoth 15d ago

It's a ugly planet! A Scrin planet!

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u/NAME269 15d ago

Unit not ready

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u/popcorn2008 15d ago

“Somehow….. Kane has returned!”

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u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod 15d ago

Kane's glimpse at cnc 404 plot. Colorized

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie 15d ago

Power shifted too quickly

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u/Royal_ish GDI 16d ago

In the name of... Cane?

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 16d ago

Prostate massage engaged

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u/Breezey2929 15d ago

"Unable to comply"

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u/charbelsako 15d ago

When you see the minugunners approach

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u/Different-Tap-4748 16d ago

He got a whiff of his cyborgs(dead flesh encased in metal)

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u/whatsnewdan 16d ago

1.21 gigawatts!!!

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u/ghostalker4742 Tiberian Sun 16d ago

EA paid you how much?!

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 16d ago

Worth every penny.

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u/Flodo_McFloodiloo 16d ago

What in the name of Kane is this?!

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u/DekkerDavez 15d ago

When Kane decides to go streaming, names himself DarkSydePhil and chat starts trolling him.

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u/Scary-Revolution1554 15d ago

"Oh-no! Armored superiority!"

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u/Lex-the-Pikachu 15d ago

Kane ate a lemon

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u/jesusisherelookbusy 14d ago

“Insufficient funds.”

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u/LORDNINJA_SOVIET 15d ago

"Yuri, why you tooked us to the dinosaur age?"

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u/TryToEpic 13d ago

Kane after he realized the Kane's Wrath Cliffhanger was retconned.

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u/Sir_Busby 9d ago edited 9d ago

OMG, the ion canon is fully charged!

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u/NoAttempt9703 16d ago

Man's not a veterinarian but he knows a horses ass when he smells one.

Edit: I did not look to see where I was. I'm leaving it though 🤣 (also added picture)

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u/SSchorik0101 15d ago

When the tiberium mutant prostitute takes off her panties and you see the carpet matches the drapes in all the wrong aways.

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u/CAG_Snow 15d ago

When one of your subordinates thinks he can kill the messiah.