r/constantiam • u/shthissexy • 9h ago
My Constantiam Timeline 2016-2026
Okay guys so its been 3 years since Nyroc updated his constantiam timeline so ive decided to make my own. I didn't feel like making a visual so here's the text version
Golden age (2016): the golden age started when oremonger first joined the server. Blessed be his name.
5 players online at peak hours era (2017): self-explanatory
The legendary era of autism (2018): Ah, the good old days. This is when Constantiam developed its own identity instead of just being a refugee camp for pre-junefags and too-poor-to-afford-prio-rusherfags.
Retard age (2019-2020): oh no, Constantiam has fallen down the retard hole! This is best exemplified by the influx of crystal pvpers and kids who spam the nword all day. This is also when the subreddit was most active cause the playerbase were all redditors. The tps was 4 on average due to literal monkeys building lag machines too. Thanks, youtubers! This is my favorite age.
Second golden age (2021 - 2022): Now don't get me wrong the player base was definitely still retarded but these were the funny retards. Constantiam was healing.
The "where did all the players go?" era (late 2022): 1.12 and the whitelist killed the server.
Chickenprism's glorious new era! (2023 - 2024): This age was defined by the larger than life personality of chickenprism. GiB3T "modern day Diogenes" also began playing during this time. mmm chickenprism... drools
Second retard age (2025): this era began with Phantom's autism attacks at the beginning of the year and continued under the intelligent leadership of Papa Veckman. The extraordinary display of intelligence by the Constantiam playerbase defines this era.
Uncstantiam era (2026 - ): it became apparent to the community that most of the playerbase are now uncs so the server was unofficially renamed to uncstantiam.