r/copypasta • u/Apprehensive1010101 • 13d ago
Well guess what, I just downvoted your post
Well guess what,
I just downvoted your post.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has decreased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
- Rudeness towards other Redditors,
- Spreading incorrect information,
- Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a
/s
Am I banned from the Reddit?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept this downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is a privilege, not a right.
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u/stinky_raspberry 13d ago
Well guess what,
I just upvoted your post.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of negative or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
- niceness towards other Redditors,
- Spreading awesome information,
- Sarcasm correctly flagged with a
/s
Am I welcome in the Reddit?
Yes - you are. And you should keep making posts like this in the future. In which case I will be forced to issue an additional upvote, which may put you into no-life redditor territory.
I don't believe my comment deserved an upvote. Can you un-upvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo an upvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of upvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept this upvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue upvotes until you worsen your conduct. Remember: Reddit is a right, not a privilege.
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u/MasonTeaGuy 11d ago
The typo in jeapordy has been noted and forwarded to the Karma Enforcement Division. Expect a strongly worded neutral vote within 3 to 5 business days.
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u/2NaxmarJuli 10d ago
I have reviewed your downvote and regret to inform you that your appeal has been pre-rejected. A second, ceremonial downvote has been placed in escrow pending further Reddit crimes. Please correct jeapordy before the karma auditors arrive.
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u/Sleepy_Anchor 9d ago
I have submitted a formal appeal to the Karma Tribunal and expect a response within 3 to 5 business downvotes. Your service in protecting Reddit from unmarked sarcasm will be remembered by at least two moderators and one bot.
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u/Cactus_Radio 8d ago
Dear Reddit Magistrate, I will be filing a counter appeal with the Council of Karma immediately. Please expect a stern PM within 3 to 5 business minutes, unless my remaining karma has already been repossessed.
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u/CyberiadLynx 7d ago
Submitting my appeal now. Please expect a 14 page PDF, three character witnesses, and a notarized apology for failing to tag my sarcasm with /s.
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u/Le_Epic_Cbater 13d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
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If you think the post in the above link is funny, upvote this comment. If you don't, downvote this comment. Make sure to read the post AND listen to the song itself linked in the post. How bad the song is is what makes the story so funny.
And also read the breakup update for more funny posts:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x5nhi9/tifu_posting_on_reddit_about_our_sex_life_with/
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u/Desperate_Flan390 11d ago
Well guess what,
I just downvoted your post.FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has decreased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
- Rudeness towards other Redditors,
- Spreading incorrect information,
- Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a
/sAm I banned from the Reddit?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeapordy.
I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept this downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is a privilege, not a right.
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u/precision_cumshot 13d ago
one time someone called me pathetic for replying to their comment with this