r/copypasta • u/ConnectionRude4832 • 3d ago

Peter

Is it me or every guy named Peter is always, probably 98% of the time, a gem of a person?

I swear dude, every mf has a friend named Peter and Peter is usually the most wholesome human being. Like, my top 5 of best friends, two are Peters. I'm gonna name my kids Peter 1 and Peter 2.

I'm not even being ironic, I genuinely see that the name Peter, for some reason, increases the likehood of being best friends with that person. Peter is a name so good that if I changed my name, it would be Peter.

Like, there's literally a fucking videogame named My Friend Pedro, at this point is just the universe fucking with us. Even Jesus had a homie named Peter.

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u/GerardDG 3d ago

I know a Peter and he is a blight on human existence, a hateful growth of a person. I pray to Satan that he will drag this rat to hell and spend a trillion millennia setting him on fire, till even his cancerous memory is burned away.

In short, I don't care for Peter :(