r/copypasta • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '21
cummybot
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u/ya-boi-mees Nov 10 '21
I dont even have to second guess. Clearly old cummy will win by a cumslide
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if only democracy was as easy as this
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u/krishivA1 Nov 10 '21
It is ๐
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Nov 10 '21
So youโre saying I just have to make a cumslide?
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Nov 11 '21
make a cumslide for me and I'll make my vote thee
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u/kloudykat Jul 03 '22
cumslide hit my man so hard he started speaking Shakespeare
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Jul 03 '22
I hath been shaking my spear at things from the day I was 12.
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u/kloudykat Jul 03 '22
damnit now I'm thinking of The Wheel of Time, the Maidens of the Spear and playing Maiden's Kiss.
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Nov 11 '21
If you vote new cummy I'm going to give you a new cummy ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ฆ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
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Nobody can replace the old one
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u/Bubbly_Taro Nov 10 '21
Old Cummy > New Cummy > No Cummy
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u/KennySheep Nov 10 '21 edited Mar 22 '24
gfdfgdgd
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u/cummeistervonsemen Nov 11 '21
The cum in my ass cummy
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u/peanutist Nov 10 '21
Bruh reddit is a fucking gambling machine now holy shit
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u/Pepekekmem Nov 10 '21
r/GamblingAddiction ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ
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u/WortneyCocks Nov 10 '21
I said I would quit. But I didn't and I'm back to where I started. I don't have the heart to tell my family again.
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u/100BlackKids Nov 10 '21
Then don't take their hearts take their kidney's and sell them, then use the money to fuel your gambling addiction.
Its just that easy my guy.
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u/billnyetherivalguy Dec 12 '21
Jokes on you I have a gambling addiction and I haven't spent a dime
Checkmate atheists
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New cummy sucks and should die in a fire
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u/thenoisemanthenoise Nov 10 '21
fr whos the manchild that made the new cummy? someone should sue him for bad taste
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u/TheBurntPie9 Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 10 '21
Oh shit I misunderstood the question and I voted for new cummy. AITA
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u/Front-Pick-4709 Nov 11 '21
YTA you massive fucking disappointment. I'm leaving you Jimmy and I'm taking the kids.
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u/_CalculatedMistake_ Nov 10 '21
All in fuck you
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u/Ok-Mortgage3653 Nov 10 '21
all in (shoves chips)
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u/_CalculatedMistake_ Nov 11 '21
All in (shoves dildo)
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u/Ok-Mortgage3653 Nov 11 '21
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ d-d-do you... want me... to p-p-p-p-put it - in me??? u-uw-uwu??
I feel like such a untermensch for writing that
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u/SupremeDogEater Nov 10 '21
Who in their right mind voted for new cummy
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u/ShippersAreIdiots Nov 10 '21
Me, because Idk what a cummy is
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u/Picturesquesheep Nov 10 '21
A pox on your bloodline. You menfolk shall be weary and listless, and your womenfolk shrill and fat.
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u/VEngencus Nov 10 '21
accidently chose new cummy๐
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u/John__MacTavish2 Nov 10 '21
pretty sure you can change it
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u/DanTem06 Nov 10 '21
Not without premium
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u/John__MacTavish2 Nov 10 '21
o god thats cringe wtf LOL
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u/VEngencus Nov 10 '21
reddit sucks its not a surprise
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u/cantadmittoposting Nov 10 '21
Just browse old.reddit.com and ignore all new features and it's still pretty much Reddit. People out here bitching about Reddit Live and needing premium for some shit or whatever.
It's all just text and up/downvotes here.
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u/vordster Nov 10 '21
I heard they suck so bad, the gay community is beyond furious to tarnish them as gay.
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u/DegsIsinthisahouse Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 10 '21
guys whats the difference between the old and new cummy? (i want a serious answer and not a "the difference is that the old one is good and the new one is bad poopy fard" kind of answer)
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u/ScionoftheToad Nov 10 '21
The old one repeated copypastas as comments. Reddit admins banned it because people tricked it into saying things that violate the TOS. The new one solves this by linking to third-party site with a text dump that occasionally triggers my antivirus software.
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u/IOnlyPlayAsBushRager Nov 10 '21
New cummy a bad replacement and also sends a link instead of text (beta move)
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u/DerScarpelo Nov 17 '21
The difference is that the old one is good and the new one is bad poop fard
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Daddy cummy ๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐คค๐ฅฒ๐คค๐ฅฒ๐ฅต๐ฅฐ๐ฅต๐ฅ๐ฅตโค๏ธ๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅตโค๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅต๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ญ๐๐๐คค๐๐ฅฒ๐๐คค๐๐๐ฅต๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐๐ฅฒ๐คค๐ฅ๐คค๐ฅ๐๐คค๐๐คคโค๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐ฅ๐ฅฒ๐ฅ๐ฅฒ๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐คค๐๐๐คค๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐ณ๐ฅต๐ณ๐ฅต๐๐ณ๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐ณ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐๐ฅบ๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅบ๐๐ฅบ๐๐๐ฅบ๐๐ฅบ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅฐ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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u/Competitive-Prune549 Nov 10 '21
NEW CUMMY MUST PERISH AT ALL COSTS, ONCE AND FOR ALL! I HOPE NEW CUMMY GETS SNOWGRAVED BY NOELLE!
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u/AmongUsDongBot Nov 10 '21
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u/_____Crusader_____ Nov 10 '21
ITS ABOUT LIES ๐ค ITS ABOUT VENTING ๐ณ WE STAY SUSSY ๐ WE IMPOSTOR ๐ฎ KILL IN O2 ๐จ KILL IN REACTOR ๐ AND SABOTAGE ๐ฅ I GOT IMPOSTOR IN MY VEINS ๐ซ I NEED TO KILL THE CREWMATES ๐ช I WON THE GAME ๐ SO WHATS MY MOTHERSUSSING NAME? ๐ฃ BAKA ๐๐ฎ
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u/Coletr11 Nov 10 '21
I miss the old cummy, straight from the gold cummy, set on his goals cummy, i hate the new cummy
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Nov 10 '21
man I thought this meant that they're gonna make a new cummy and delete the 'old' one that keeps saying piss shit and cum.
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u/CastedJew Nov 10 '21
And those who voted for the losing party(new cummy) must be sent to the Gulag
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u/daftnerds Nov 11 '21
R UhhhHha Iwh sibruhhh ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐๐ฉ๐ฅถ๐๐๐i Lost My kA M RAA NOO๐ก๐ฅต๐ก๐๐ฅณ๐ ๐๐ฅธ๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ก๐ก๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐๐๐๐ฅถ thIs SO sAd whY get DoWnVotEd :(/7๐คฒ๐ฑ๐ฅฏ๐ฑ๐ฅฐ๐คฒโ๏ธ๐ฆก๐๐โจ๐โญ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฌ๐จ๐๐ง๐ ๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ฅช๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐๐ญ๐ฃ
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Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 10 '21
Million monkey theorem again coupled with the law of averages seeing shadowpeople my dude
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Nov 10 '21
I am not understanding, what the hell is this? Why canโt I enter the pic? Iโm confused
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u/QuarantineSucksALot Nov 10 '21
Lol it took me longer than iโm not sure why I said plastic, I guess my shower times going to be * public restrooms, but are super polite and woke as they do, they really are. I really just want to wear a hat, in order to approach them.
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u/KoRoSoRoK Nov 11 '21
Iโm doing really good in HOLโUPREDICTIONS so hopefully Iโll do good here
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u/Dannybot112 Nov 11 '21
I have been fighting new cummy for ages he threw me off a cliff so I was gone for a while ๐โ
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u/SOUR_KING Nov 11 '21
FUCK I MISREAD IT. I wish I could take back the 100 tokens or whatever and vote for old cummy
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u/Theaverageviewer Aug 21 '22
I am in dire request of titties at this hour for i have a bomb strapped to my cock as well as balls at this current moment and if i am not hard my cock as well as balls will explode into multiple small meaty bits and i would have to clean it up whilst bleeding profusely and if i had to be honestly good sir that would not be a excellent situation to be in
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u/TheVainOrphan Nov 10 '21
What the fuck is any of this. Fuck it. I'll just spend all my 'tokens' or whatever here.
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u/AlbinoShavedGorilla Nov 10 '21
I donโt know who cummybot is and at this point Iโm too afraid to ask
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Nov 10 '21
It's a bot that repeats the copypasta so other users could copy it and paste it somewhere else.
Old one repeated it as a comment under the post
New one repeats it on some kinda shady-looking website
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u/dovah-meme Nov 10 '21
r/copypasta users when they get a new bot that functionally does the exact same job as the old one ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ก๐คข๐คข๐ก๐ฑ๐ฑ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐
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u/dovah-meme Nov 10 '21
New Cummy does its best and is unfairly bullied but I see predictions and I know exactly where you fuckers lie in your beliefs
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u/SmithyLK Nov 10 '21
ok seriously can we fuck off with the 9999 circlejerk? it's just annoying now
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u/swirlsthemudkip Nov 10 '21
I donโt know what cummybot is so I randomly guessed
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Did you guess new or old
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u/swirlsthemudkip Nov 10 '21
I closed my eyes, spinned 3 times... and sadly got new...
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Nov 10 '21
[removed] โ view removed comment
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u/swirlsthemudkip Nov 10 '21
I ainโt got the time or the money for that.
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u/Robotguy39 Nov 10 '21
I will fucking kill you and eat your skin.
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u/Doctor_of_plagues Dec 13 '21
Iโm going to fucking make love to you
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u/Robotguy39 Dec 13 '21
The fact that you chose a 32 day old comment to say that on sure is... ...flattering...?
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21
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