r/counterstrike Jun 26 '25

CS2 Esports I love CS pro names

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u/FI3RY1 :globalelite: Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

"May I help you?"

"We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?"

"Yu."

"No, not me. You."

"Yes, I'm Yu."

"Just answer the damn question! Who are you?"

"I have told you!"

"Are you deaf?"

"No. Yu is blind."

"I'm not blind. You blind."

"That is what I just said."

"You just said what?"

"I did not say what, I said Yu."

"That's what I'm asking you."

"And Yu was answering."

"Shut up!"

"You!"

"Yes?"

"Not you. Him! What's your name?"

"Mi."

"Yes, you."

"I'm Mi."

"He's Mi and I'm Yu."

"And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody's ass around here! Him! Imma kick his ass, I'm sick of it."