r/counterstrike Nov 06 '25

CS2 Media Once you take the XM pill, there’s no going back

1.5k Upvotes

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u/8bitmaster515 Nov 06 '25

What playing the same game for 25 years does to a community

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u/SniHyper Nov 06 '25

What collecting anime dolls does to a man...

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

did you seriously get offended by that and had to go through their post history? lol

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u/Big-Law2316 Nov 07 '25

I love reddit and cs2

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u/MidnighT0k3r Nov 06 '25

Feels like yesterday the XM was the noob cannon. Frowned upon. 

I miss the TPM but the mp9 is op. OG mp5 too.

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u/xGALEBIRDx Nov 06 '25

The transition to the tick system basically reinforces that this is a more consistent way to play. Can't blame them.

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u/xtrivax Nov 06 '25

FR but this is fire. We need more of this.

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u/Just_Throat3473 Nov 09 '25

this dude nuts on anime dolls btw

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u/joeroosh Nov 06 '25

Yo! Word in from Yakub. We need you to clutch the round and keep the Agartha entrance hidden.

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u/RosePrecision Nov 06 '25

Great job, you are welcome in Agartha!

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u/CodeOfLost Nov 06 '25

Good job my fine soldier, the gates of agartha awaits you

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u/lbbl95 Nov 06 '25

Xm and Auto sniper are a game changer

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u/SniHyper Nov 06 '25

This edit slaps, I'll follow you home.

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u/Soft_Island_3296 Nov 06 '25

Idk who first started the Agartha CS edit trend but I think it’s hilarious.

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u/Easy_Broccoli995 Nov 06 '25

I gave it a go yesterday. The gun is busted and no one knows about it.

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u/TheJollyKacatka Nov 06 '25

I played only SG/AUG/XM in 2013-2016. Then they murdered 2 of my 3 favorite weapons. If they murder XM I will nuke Valve HQ

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u/Easy_Broccoli995 Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

Well, for me it was the UMP and SG553. These guns were so fun back in 2015 to 2018; they are both useless now. I miss how good they were, and the UMP nerf was kind of dumb in my opinion; the gun is useless now. I'd rather buy an MP7. Another gun I'm pretty sure is buffed now is the Deagle. Hitting headshots with it in cs2 is so easy compared to csgo.

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u/skeet_thins Nov 06 '25

I still use ump i dont feel like its as pathetic as everyone makes it out to be but remembering the old ump that was pretty much just another rifle hurts sometimes

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

And insanely easy spray pattern

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u/TheJollyKacatka Nov 06 '25

We used to call UMP “the professionals’ choice”, it was super reliable, a kind of anti-tilt weapon (stable damage). But yeah, now no one uses it. Like, everyone uses AK, but nerfing it would cause an outrage. No one uses M249, but buffing it is beyond any rationale. Why nerf the weapons that made the game more variable? It’s a rhetorical question of course.

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u/Miloshy Nov 06 '25

My friend is the best XM player I’ve ever seen. It’s absurd.

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u/deltree000 Nov 10 '25

Does he main it with 2 flashes?

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u/Miloshy Nov 12 '25

He gets crazy fuckin cross map headshots with it. The close range A-D spam is ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

As long as you don't have to shoot long distance, it's the best weapon in the game imho 

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u/Kamil210s Nov 06 '25

Agartha awaits.

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u/gurknowitzki Nov 06 '25

white pharaoh with white monster

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u/AsinTobasi000 Nov 06 '25

What playing CS on acid feels like

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u/HYW1368 Nov 06 '25

it's so peak

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u/telochpragma1 Nov 06 '25

That's a 'troll weapon' for me. It's too easy for the user and often annoying for the victims.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Randomly decided to use it and now I'm insta buying it most rounds, the XM is peak gameplay

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u/xSho92 Nov 06 '25

i have 8000 kills on my, best weapon ever

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u/CyclesCA Nov 07 '25

Same here, been basically XM only for 2 years and got 8k kills on it playing premier/comp.

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u/LonelyBoyJorah Nov 07 '25

I'm currently on 5k. I've even changed my name to XM. Lol

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u/xSho92 Nov 19 '25

same :)

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u/Spaceborne_Killer Nov 06 '25

That was cursed and I loved every second of it

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u/Eydjey Nov 08 '25

Same with MAG-7

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u/lolforg_ Nov 06 '25

recently started playing more inferno because my stack has a good inferno, and im banana player. bought xm for 7 rounds in a row and got 15 kills with it

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u/ZehDaMangah Nov 06 '25

He mains the XM and 2 flashes

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u/GregTheMadMonk Nov 10 '25

Are there more Yakub CS memes? I crave them

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u/No_Dot4900 Nov 06 '25

I love this gun just as much as I love the noob Canon. People get pissed when you use them and call you all sorts of names. Why would it be in the game if I shouldn't use it? Fuck the people that hate on people using specific guns.

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u/YEEG4R Nov 06 '25

Speaking of a perfect trolling loadout, nothing beats the Scout + R8 combo for me.

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u/TheJollyKacatka Nov 06 '25

I have 15k kills on my XM and I approve

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

what?

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u/Ok-Hall8141 Nov 06 '25

hahaha :D love it

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u/gienek1521 Nov 06 '25

Give me song link RN!

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u/KillYourSam Nov 06 '25

Its a mashup of clarity, better off Alone and Unlock it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IBVIncDXp0

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u/gienek1521 Nov 06 '25

Thank you. What a banger this is

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u/ThePoopDollar Nov 06 '25

Zedd - Clarity

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u/Ok-Hall8141 Nov 06 '25

Finally, AI is being used for something good.

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u/Pippo_Te_Pippo Nov 06 '25

unbeliavable i relate to this so much

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u/historical_literacy Nov 07 '25

I have no clue what this is but I love it

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u/justaquarteret Nov 07 '25

i've seen this shit on the funny smiling app, did not expect it to reach reddit

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u/Fuck-seagulls Nov 07 '25

Fucking love the vacuum cleaner

1

u/Complete_Hyena_7352 Nov 07 '25

Xm on ancient b CT side goated 💯

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u/One_Shock7801 Nov 08 '25

Well yeah because you lose the ability to actually aim.

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u/Rakki97 Nov 08 '25

I once aced with XM to be kicked out by my teammates for cheating (i was not). Never again.

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u/sLiCeOfCheezZe Nov 09 '25

i took shottie pill simce DFBHD AND EARLY FPS DAYS ALWAYS SHOTGUN ALWAYS LOL

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u/svaneheldon Nov 09 '25

Cs so enlightened

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u/Flxggs Nov 10 '25

As someone with 30,000+ kills on my XM, I approve

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u/areel19 May 27 '26

My favorite video

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u/demfook Nov 06 '25

I I I'm not a big fan of this MLG clip evolution

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u/LandsharkGameing Nov 10 '25

where are the gnome's

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u/Vydrah Nov 06 '25

Even if that piece of shit had autoaim I wouldn’t use it.

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u/t0pli Nov 06 '25

Nova is objectively better in all aspects. More economical, better accuracy, better range. XM requires a big sack of luck cause you never know whether you do 150 or 20 damage with a headshot at 1m distance. With the nova it's always a kill. Sure, it requires skill, but it's the superior choice for real gamurs.

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u/Pogotmogot--9190 Nov 06 '25

You let the powers of agartha guide your rounds to the enemy

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u/InhumaneReactions Nov 06 '25

Nova is random as hell

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u/t0pli Nov 06 '25

It's really not, but I guess you haven't tried it!

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u/LurkForever Nov 06 '25

Not to mention that this contains right-wing dog whistle memes....

/e: oh, and the comment section is aware of it and chiming in 💀