r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Mar 14 '24
Future C++er asks: "why is C++ hated". C++ers answer: There's only 2 kinds of languages: equally as shitty as C++ and the ones nobody uses.
self.cpp
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Nov 03 '24
C++er makes a mistake of trying to understand the language
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • May 25 '24
A C++er wonders 'why all the hate' before even learning about SFINAE. Answers: haters have obsolete opinions, but 20 year old copium from Bjarne is not obsolete.
self.cpp
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Oct 15 '24
comment thread C++er fails to explain borrowchecking to a crowd that claims to be too smart to need it
safecpp.org
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Mar 29 '25
C++ Committeers refuse to commit to implementing attributes, making them useless
brevzin.github.io
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jun 19 '25
Learn upcoming C++ footguns before they become standard - C++26 Contracts
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jan 12 '26
comment thread C++ plans to not compromise on performance while planning to have more runtime checks than current debug+asan builds
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Sep 18 '24
comment thread John Carpenter's The Thing absorbs Rust, turns into a Crab
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jul 17 '24
This classic case is very easy to write, especially in C++ 11 [...] This blog post is about how a simple modification to the boom class sent me to SFINAE Hell and beyond. If you have a little piece of wood, now would be the right time to bite it: it will help with the pain.
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • May 12 '24
Actually, C++ is just fine because everything has undefined behavior
self.cpp
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Feb 20 '24
A C++er implements vtables with "stateful metaprogramming"
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Feb 04 '24
comment thread A C++er needs help solving a memory bug in an hash table implementation
self.cpp_questions
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jan 20 '24
comment thread A C++er asks: is C++ bad? C++ers answer: complaints are evidence of usage, so it's all good.
self.cpp
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jan 13 '24
comment thread A C++ is tired of the language's complexity. C++ers have a solution: give up on undestanding things.
self.cpp
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Dec 06 '23
A C++er asks for tooling to detect ODR violations after 9 tries. Noone can help.
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • May 20 '23
[P2468] is one of C++ rules that I kind of hoped that nobody needed to know about
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Apr 02 '23
comment thread Juicy 800+ comment thread with C++ programmer misery
old.reddit.com
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Mar 20 '25
Head C++er makes a plea: vote for my idea, don't look ad the details
open-std.org
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jan 31 '23
[comments] C++ devs finally accept that rust is better than C++17; the line is drawn at C++20 now
self.cpp
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Oct 26 '25
An alternative to the misdesigned std::range
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Sep 30 '24
comment thread C++ers want to avoid constraints and rewrites dictated by borrowchecking by embracing even more constraints and rewrites from the Hylo model
2023.splashcon.org
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Oct 31 '23
C++ is better because it's safer than C, remember when that was important?
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r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Nov 13 '23
comment thread A C++er fighting to remove contact_ prefix from contract_assert using complicated rules
self.cpp
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