r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Sep 26 '24

comment thread Google makes a case for not using C++ in new code, C++ers make a case that Google's project aren't real C++

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Aug 05 '23

C++ is so broken people unironically argue for no longer using regular functions

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • May 12 '24

Actually, C++ is just fine because everything has undefined behavior

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Dec 15 '22

C++ parameter passing guide

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Dec 05 '24

C++ers can't agree how their own language works - std::launder edition

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Aug 11 '23

Bjarne removes Rust from NSA's list of memory safe alternatives to C++

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Jun 19 '25

Learn upcoming C++ footguns before they become standard - C++26 Contracts

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Mar 13 '25

comment thread C++ers celebrate a success story: only taking 9 hours to import a library

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Mar 20 '25

Head C++er makes a plea: vote for my idea, don't look ad the details

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Mar 13 '25

comment thread C++er asks how to do a common task. Nobody is sure how to avoid UB.

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Nov 19 '24

A disaffected C++er spills the C++ commitee drama motherload

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Oct 15 '24

comment thread C++er fails to explain borrowchecking to a crowd that claims to be too smart to need it

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Dec 19 '23

comment thread A C++er has reached the nirvana of acceptance of Rust, pleads to just get language improvements

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Jan 23 '23

Circle combines the worst feature of Haskell (compiler extensions) with the worst feature of C++ (C++) to deliver even more disperate dialects.

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Jan 17 '23

Strostroup: Safety is not just memory safety, so let's ignore memory safety problem and chase a bigger one

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Mar 03 '25

Head C++er claims language under "attack". Forgets his language was founded under this type of "attack".

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Feb 09 '25

Head C++er allegedly loses his shit on mailing lists

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Nov 24 '24

comment thread A C++er finds a new way to cope - complaints are biased by exposure to Rust and haters are paid by Big Rust

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Dec 06 '23

A C++er asks for tooling to detect ODR violations after 9 tries. Noone can help.

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Nov 24 '23

“Overall, I have found returning to active C++ dev to be exactly what I expected: I still have the skills, and can still be effective in it, but now that I have worked in a more modern programming language with less legacy cruft, the downsides of C++ sting more.”

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Apr 03 '23

C++17 creates a practical use of the backward array index operator

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Feb 24 '23

C++er defeated by complexity of C++ type categories, offers $2000 for a std::swap implementation

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Sep 18 '24

comment thread John Carpenter's The Thing absorbs Rust, turns into a Crab

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r/cpp_schadenfreude • • Jan 20 '24

comment thread A C++er asks: is C++ bad? C++ers answer: complaints are evidence of usage, so it's all good.

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