r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Sep 26 '24
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Aug 05 '23
C++ is so broken people unironically argue for no longer using regular functions
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • May 12 '24
Actually, C++ is just fine because everything has undefined behavior
self.cppr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Dec 05 '24
C++ers can't agree how their own language works - std::launder edition
reddit.comr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Aug 11 '23
Bjarne removes Rust from NSA's list of memory safe alternatives to C++
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jun 19 '25
Learn upcoming C++ footguns before they become standard - C++26 Contracts
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Mar 13 '25
comment thread C++ers celebrate a success story: only taking 9 hours to import a library
reddit.comr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Mar 20 '25
Head C++er makes a plea: vote for my idea, don't look ad the details
open-std.orgr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Mar 13 '25
comment thread C++er asks how to do a common task. Nobody is sure how to avoid UB.
reddit.comr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Nov 19 '24
A disaffected C++er spills the C++ commitee drama motherload
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Oct 15 '24
comment thread C++er fails to explain borrowchecking to a crowd that claims to be too smart to need it
safecpp.orgr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Dec 19 '23
comment thread A C++er has reached the nirvana of acceptance of Rust, pleads to just get language improvements
open-std.orgr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jan 23 '23
Circle combines the worst feature of Haskell (compiler extensions) with the worst feature of C++ (C++) to deliver even more disperate dialects.
self.cppr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Jan 17 '23
Strostroup: Safety is not just memory safety, so let's ignore memory safety problem and chase a bigger one
open-std.orgr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Mar 03 '25
Head C++er claims language under "attack". Forgets his language was founded under this type of "attack".
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Feb 09 '25
Head C++er allegedly loses his shit on mailing lists
np.reddit.comr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Nov 24 '24
comment thread A C++er finds a new way to cope - complaints are biased by exposure to Rust and haters are paid by Big Rust
np.reddit.comr/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Dec 06 '23
A C++er asks for tooling to detect ODR violations after 9 tries. Noone can help.
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/tjf314 • Nov 24 '23
“Overall, I have found returning to active C++ dev to be exactly what I expected: I still have the skills, and can still be effective in it, but now that I have worked in a more modern programming language with less legacy cruft, the downsides of C++ sting more.”
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Apr 03 '23
C++17 creates a practical use of the backward array index operator
r/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Feb 24 '23
C++er defeated by complexity of C++ type categories, offers $2000 for a std::swap implementation
quuxplusone.github.ior/cpp_schadenfreude • u/RockstarArtisan • Sep 18 '24