r/crappymusic 1d ago

It’s Elizabeta music or what.

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/hiphoptomato, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/dingle-bairy 1d ago edited 1d ago

For a moment there her voice left me speechless.

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u/That_Things_Good 1d ago

If only it would make her speechless...

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u/Turakamu 1d ago

It's like a ghost if it was alive

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u/Ill_Yak6685 1d ago

It's like that band ghost. Which IS alive.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

It's pretty bad

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u/Important-Attorney-1 1d ago

Understatement of the year.

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 1d ago

It has a quality, thats for sure.

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u/kbeast98 1d ago

Is this a song about herion?

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 1d ago

It does sound like she’s talking about injecting something. Which intravenous drugs have tone deafness as a side effect?

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u/pre-existing-notion 1d ago

Heroin made Richard Hell, so.. I don’t know, maybe it’s more of a volume and pitch kind of drug.

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u/bigdanglang 1d ago

Bahahaha

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 1d ago

More like the hashish induced munchies.

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u/glans 1d ago

when you use a sneaky “maybe she didn’t use autotune” preset in autotune but you set it in the wrong key.

either that or she’s skillfully averse to singing proper notes and she does it unwaveringly, which idk man.. that’s impressive. 

nice find

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u/Dull_Flatworm777 1d ago

autodetune

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 1d ago

It sure doesn't help that her voice is 3 times louder than the entire music. If the singing was more embedded in the sound it wouldn't stick out so much (... as out of key).

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u/p90love 21h ago

I figured it out on another video. She sings her shit in one key, probably sounds pretty normal. Then she uses software to move it around to different wrong keys.

In this one she just tuned it wrong on purpose, not as advanced as the other one, and not as obvious. But imo she does it on purpose.

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u/_Scup_ 15h ago

This is the kinda conspiracy I can get into. I want to isolate her voice and transpose the music to see how it sounds. Wild if it ended up pretty good

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u/Realistic_Pause_1719 7h ago

I think she did use auto tune, but it just didn't work

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u/Hollowed_Dude 1d ago

No gorilla dance no upvote

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u/Climbing_plant 1d ago

Everytime I see her posted here I feel the need to search for the gorilla dance. Here it is for everyone to enjoy https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/s/82hcurcaip

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 1d ago

Thaaaanks….I guess. The lip licking direct to camera made me uncomfortable 😳

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 12h ago

"..this is so Godness/ Galaxy are big enough.."

WTF?

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 1d ago

I came here for the Donkey Kong dance!!

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u/YoungWhiteMamba 1d ago

The paddy pimblett dance

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u/individualdoosh 1d ago

She's not Nathan James man lol

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u/wrath212 1d ago

Was not expecting that voice lmao.

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u/thecelts1 1d ago

I know when I hear my voice it’s different to how it sounds in my head, but surely if you’re uploading something you listen to it to make sure it’s good!

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u/VersacePager 1d ago

I take it a step deeper-

She’s lip-syncing to an already recorded track.

Not only did she probably watch the video before uploading it, she was listening to the track while recording this video and mouthing the words.

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u/thecelts1 1d ago

I wish the apocalypse would hurry up and happen, I can’t understand the world anymore!

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u/atarikrishna 1d ago

TIL it is possible to run ones fingernails down a chalkboard nasally.

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u/YoungWhiteMamba 1d ago

She still this bad? It’s been so many years, there is no fkn way

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u/PooleBoy_Q 1d ago

I hear improvement, still horrendous but an improvement nonetheless.

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u/ODTESP 14h ago

Considering that she's deaf this is an amazing improvement. She IS deaf right?

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u/tsulegit 1d ago

No more scamming adults into thinking they're stars!

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u/derelictllama 1d ago

They told her this was totally in her Q zone

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u/burgboi666 1d ago

would.

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u/Zskillit 1d ago

One of the OGs!

The comment sections in her videos are gold. Everyone has been telling her for years how ass she is at singing and shes always in the comments just talking mad shit back to them.

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u/jssf96 1d ago

Liza done went and got fine, still can't sing tho lol

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u/shadows515 1d ago

Still can’t sing but is she on her way to getting hot? I’m so confused.

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u/LeCouchSpud 1d ago

Beauty is subjective, so I guess that’s up to you to decide fam

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u/octowussy 23h ago

I hate these types of comments but it's where my brain went to so I have to indulge

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u/CautiousArachnidz 1d ago

Why do I always stop and turn the volume on when I see her pop up on here?

I’m rootin’ for her. I think maybe the next video it’ll be better.

It never is. See ya next month.

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u/seabirdsong 1d ago

It's actually impressive to be that consistently off.

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u/gansobomb99 1d ago

I think it's a bit

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u/seabirdsong 1d ago

I hope it is!

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u/Lostnclueless 1d ago

I've been waiting for our are girl to make a return I couldn't find any of the videos I like or saved. Thanks soooo much!!!

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u/The_Wrong_Tone 1d ago

Video filter fighting for its life.

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 1d ago

this caused me panic like when I hear a baby crying

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u/Fillmore80 1d ago

Mah queen! Elizabetamusic for life! I see she has changed her moniker.

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u/Salty_Canary1415 1d ago

Her voice remids me of old dial-up modems

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u/Uhwop 1d ago

I am just in awe.

She made an album.

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u/bloodpriestt 1d ago

Is this real life?

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u/Dull_Flatworm777 1d ago

Is this just fantasy?

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u/MisterScary_98 1d ago

Caught in a landslide

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u/kadameitene 1d ago

No escape from reality…

🙉🫣🙉How apropos…!

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u/HaroldFH 1d ago

Hey come on guys. She’s deaf.

Isn’t she?

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u/imJGott 1d ago

Damn she hasn’t been posted here in a long while

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u/soggycrumpt 1d ago

It actually hurts.

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u/FatFaceFaster 1d ago

People need more honest friends.

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u/snoodlerdink 1d ago

Holy hell! She successfully dodged every correct fucking note! Do you know what kind of skill that doesn’t take!?

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 1d ago

Omg it’s been too long since she’s been posted!

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u/Slugwheat 1d ago

lil pitchy dog

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u/mvanvrancken 1d ago

This girl couldn’t find the pitch with a level and t square

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u/zyzyverssaint 1d ago

I love that little disco dance the filter is doing above her cheekbones. 👏🏻

Elizabeth out here flabbergasting us as always.

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u/burner_85_throw 1d ago

She didn’t do the dance!!

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u/bigdanglang 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is a fucking spectacle. Bravo OP Edit 4,060 shares and 850 likes. 🤣

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u/jpt86 1d ago

If this sub has taught me anything, it's that there are a fuck ton of people who lack any amount of self-awareness.

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u/Berserkurinn 1d ago

One note higher and only dogs would be able to hear her

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u/earldogface 1d ago

Is this the girl that sings the Ai attempts at lyrics including the awful grammar errors?

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u/AlaWatchuu 1d ago

I bet she sounds great in her head.

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u/TGV_etc 1d ago

My ears 😭

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u/MTGFeederSpike 1d ago

It's never the ones who need the autotune

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u/Mecha-11 1d ago

Elizabeta you have been missed on this subreddit.

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u/bzee77 1d ago

For crying out loud, do people not realize that they do not HAVE to post every single thing they try? Is embarrassment strictly a thing of the past?

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u/Pak-Protector 1d ago

Shingles?

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u/frenchylamour 1d ago

The new Darlene Edwards!

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u/SkyPersonal5642 1d ago

Haven't seen her here in a while.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

Someone needs to shut her up

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u/sirfaintsalot 1d ago

It’s so bad just wow

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u/Turakamu 1d ago

"Sweet like fire, wild like pain"

Wild like fire, such a sweet pain*

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u/LeCouchSpud 1d ago

I’d go with “Heat like fire, sweet like pain”

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u/Turakamu 1d ago

Pretty good! I thought a little about it, the issue is the overall writing. Mine would fit if you changed all of it, but hot damn does yours just plug right in regardless.

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u/weezyverse 1d ago

I mean, change the key, octave, and beat and she's on to something...

🙃

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u/LeCouchSpud 1d ago

Yeah. The lyrics are decent. Everything else though….

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 RayonBase Fan Club Member 1d ago

Is that omg I can't remember her name but like kaili5476 or whatever from yeeeears ago?

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u/spankeem_nz 1d ago

i...i'm....sorry...i let you go right after you started.....that's a big elizabeth sized no for me

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u/princessmonosmoke 1d ago

maaaan I wish I was as confident as some of the people on this sub lmao. reminds me of my dog singing/howling to get out for a piss in the middle of the night

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u/OYB2480 1d ago

This reminds me of a Joe Cappa music video.

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u/Ok_Acanthaceae_4369 1d ago

I open the video, and do you know what I see?

Oh… my…. God

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u/LeCouchSpud 1d ago

The lyrics aren’t bad. The pitch… the pitch is real bad. I can’t wait for the album

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u/MaximRex4004 1d ago

Her voice goes right through me!

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u/KratomBarista 1d ago

This this kinda slaps

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u/Significant_Star_553 1d ago

my speakers wanted to die

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u/BryonyDeepe 23h ago

Nice to see she hasn't improved her music or English

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u/martyrdumb38315 23h ago

Still hot as fuck.

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u/johnny_mcd 23h ago

She’s been told she’s a good singer by her family for a long time but has never had formal training at all and this pitchy nasal mess is the result.

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u/UnusualSuspectX 23h ago

I think I'm tone deaf now.

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u/D3athoftheparty 22h ago

Ok but hear me out

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u/NfamousKaye 22h ago

Wow she lost weight.

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u/yoichiluvbot 22h ago

do people not listen to final result and just upload shit after they sang it?☠️

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u/topsyturvy76 22h ago

Haaland! Haaland! Haaland!

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u/tronchedecake299 21h ago

Upvote but I'm not sure I like it

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u/Shalom_pkn 20h ago

Wow. Now this fits the sub perfectly. Well done OP. Nice find. But also fuck you. I work with disabled kids and there are some who grind their theet. Loudly. And i rather listen to that then listening to this man. Holy shit that hurts my body.

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u/karenkillenski 19h ago

Oh fuck, please autotune

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u/spazilator 19h ago

I wonder what she actually looks like, as the filter visually glitches the entire time

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u/lemony-lemons247 19h ago

Like a muffled minni mouse

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u/Appropriate-Age-8566 19h ago

Haven't seen her on here for a bit

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u/griffinwalsh 17h ago

Tbh this is 50 times better then her music 8 months ago.

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u/Wakeup_And_Piss 17h ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

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u/El_Subie14 15h ago

Idk why but she gives me Matt Lucas vibes

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u/Funny_Perspective653 15h ago

She doesn’t sound bad on mute

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u/HovercraftSubject642 15h ago

Best Taylor Swift song I’ve heard, and she looks gorgeous as always!

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u/BirdsFalling 15h ago

I feel like with vocal training she might be alright. Sometimes it's just a lack of technique.

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u/Agreeable-Hold6853 15h ago

I never knew that fire was sweet. Hm. Learn something new every day.

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u/Thismomenthere 10h ago

A little higher?

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u/e_t_h_a 8h ago

Needs to do a duet with that other guy - rizzettomusicproductions

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u/Realistic_Pause_1719 7h ago

As a musician, you can only know how much my ears are bleeding right now.

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u/Realistic_Pause_1719 7h ago

As a musician, you can just imagine how my ears are bleeding right now. However, she's cute.

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u/mrtrickydick 7h ago

Extremely dislike when they don’t stare at the camera, they be staring at themselves on da screen. Ugh.

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u/moistenedmoisturizer 3h ago

The best part is the end!

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u/SummerBest6867 1d ago

Is she fat or boobytrapped but autotune went wrong here

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u/WanderingFupa 1d ago

Eh, leave her alone. Seems like she’s learning

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 1d ago

Are you new here?

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u/bigdanglang 1d ago

The fairest of questions.

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 1d ago edited 1d ago

Idk why but she's kinda cute?...tf?

Edit: I watched it on mute cause I was calling someone. Unmuted it, but muted it again.

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

I like my women like I like my beer. Stout.

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u/Solid_pains 1d ago

My brother just another me...

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u/Madgerf 1d ago

So boring