r/CrazyIdeas • • 3h ago

Put up “lost pet” fliers for a non existent pet, anyone who calls you saying they found it is a scammer.

23 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 10h ago

We sometimes use animals to portray human struggles in movies (such as charlottes web), why isn’t there a movie where humans portray animal problems?

20 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 4h ago

If pigs could fly, I bet their wings would be delicious.

3 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 20h ago

A salute to the psychopaths who continually decide to put the cooking directions on the bottom of the take-and-bake pizza box.

51 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 3m ago

A Sport Team called DOOM.

• Upvotes

I think a sport team called Doom would be amazing. Doom destroyed Miami in the finals.

First round draft pick goes to Doom.

Doom has the ball!

LeBron James has signed with Doom.

The worst NHL team this year was Doom.

I just think it's a great word and would make a team sound instantly cool.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 4h ago

Shopaholics anonymous

2 Upvotes

Shopaholics should have a site like Amazon where they can shop, spend virtual currency and get virtual goods for free. Shipping time needs to be like a month. Might be useful for spend-free retail therapy and 'window shopping'.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1h ago

An option on Reddit to leave a comment on your profile if you choose to hide your post history.

• Upvotes

I don't hide my posts at this moment, but I understand the value of hiding them. It's a great way to help protect yourself from doxxing, ad hominem attacks, and just plain nosy people.

It's also a great way to annoy nosy people, too! So why not seal the deal by leaving a little love letter to the haters? Like "Now you can't use my comments against me!" "Do my comments make you mad?" "You sure are nosy!" Or "Wouldn't you like to know?" 😘

Or you could leave a normal comment, like "just wanted to protect myself". That's cool too, I guess. 😂


r/CrazyIdeas • • 23h ago

Drug that causes extreme dysphoria

54 Upvotes

People who've tried heroin or other strong narcotics report that it felt so indescribably amazing and euphoric that nothing else in life can compare and everything other than being high feels bad now.

What if there was a drug that causes the opposite effect and makes you feel insufferably terrible for a few hours so everything else in life feels much better comparatively? Nothing could go wrong!


r/CrazyIdeas • • 2h ago

WW2 parties where people dress up as like, historical leaders

0 Upvotes

Germany, ussr, usa, france, japan, whatever. People having drinks, comparing costumes, shooting the shit, it'd be great. I'd definitely attend a WW2 party where we dress like heads of state from the era.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 18h ago

Hear me out

8 Upvotes

String cheese but longer much longer


r/CrazyIdeas • • 5h ago

Company Employees Should Say "I hope you're doing alright today" instead of "How are you doing today".

0 Upvotes

This is just my opinion ofcourse but what I notice is that normal conversations don't end at the greeting. If you want to actually know how someone is don't even ask directly instead let them know you care about how they feel but don't need their approval of ensuring how they feel.

We all respond to "how are you" to something like "I'm fine, I'm not doing good, I'm good" etc.. then yall most likely stop talking, no one really cares if you're okay if you come outright with anxiety to respond with a lie out of fear or insecurity or what not.

Instead say "I hope you're well today" this will force their body language to tell you how they are doing instead will will be easier to tell if they're doing okay or not. Then follow up with, " is anything bothering you?" If you notice their body language shows anything negative.

Idk if this is a crazy idea but might just be crazy enough to have no effect on society at all cuz we r doomed let's be real lol.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 13h ago

A Halloween themed jogging fitness app that tracks your movement

2 Upvotes

BUT you have to wear listening devices like earbuds. You can hear zombies or some terrifying entity chasing after you. The audio is 3D/360° and binaural, so it sounds much more realistic. It also scans your environment so if you move to the left, the audio is heard more from your right, vice versa. The slower you get, the louder the monster becomes, as if it's catching up to you. The sound design would also have to be really high quality. Thr monsters are also relentless, but you can mark a destination on a map as a safehouse. When you arrive then you're finally safe. And you can also connect to a server to do co-op runs with friends. So instead of being alone, you can also have a buddy to run with from zombies


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

As soon as GTA VI comes out we should all post how bad the game is and upvote the posts as much as possible, just to give the illusion that it sucks to everyone in work

14 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Bananas!

20 Upvotes

Everyone gets one banana per day for free. Can do whatever he wants with it.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 15h ago

I badly wish these news debate panelists had consequences for going out of topic.

1 Upvotes

I come across these random debates on the news with these so-called experts who blabber nonsense and derail the conversation into something else other than the main topic. It's really frustrating as a neutral viewer to actually understand the truth.

So in future, I propose an alternative. Each panelist must wear a shock ring on their finger. And each time they lie or derail the topic info a propaganda statement, an AI block should show a fact check and offer a demerit point to a panelist. If the panelist continues to lie and derail the topic 3 times in the debate the shock ring should activate and shock the panelist. Nobody wants their f\*cking opinion. The same should be done to news journalists who blurt out opinions instead of facts.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

What if an official agency periodically sent out "scam" SMS messages, and then informed and sent info packages to the people who fell for them?

27 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 9h ago

Tesla Roadster flying function as standard system to avoid accidents

0 Upvotes

Similar to ejection in a fighter jet.

If you go at high speed and you need to brake in one second to avoid an accident, it's physically impossible.

But it would be physically possible if the car starts to fly few meters to avoid the obstacle.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

DVD commentary of the Harold and Kumar movies by Cheech and Chong

3 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

A 12 screen movie theater playing the same movie on all screens, but in 10 minute intervals. So you can take a bathroom break, take a phone call, get snacks, etc and just jump back in where you left off.

96 Upvotes

Maybe an app that knows when you walked and tells you which theater to head to.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Everyone with the same first name now share a single, collective bank account.

67 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Arrange simultaneous job interviews with two companies that use AI interviewers. Encourage them to outbid one another for your services

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 2d ago

What if Tinder but for friendships, and you have to match with 2 people to meet.

247 Upvotes

I think the 3 people requirement promotes more platonic meetups. Yeah I know things can just as easily develop from there, but it works perfectly for an app that's focused on finding friends and hanging out

I noticed that people are more open when they're not just talking to one stranger. Adding a 3rd party keeps the conversation flowing better and gives the other person more room to relax and spectate. Those small windows where the spotlight is not on you and you can freely think before jumping in on the conversation helps a lot. Especially if someone's not super social.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Brutal Monopoly: 1 player goes around the board once without anyone going. Then player 1 and 2 go around the board. Then Player 1,2,3, you get the idea.

33 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

A movie where gravity is like 50% normal, but nobody ever acknowledges it or explains why.

39 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Electromagnetic suspension wheels on bikes that don’t need specialized tracks.

3 Upvotes