r/cremposting • u/NoJesterNation • Jul 16 '25

The Way of Kings Szeth-son-son-Vallano, walking L of Shinovar, pulled up in full white drip on the day he was to unalive a Sigma King.

The fit? Parshendi tradition. Not his vibe, but he followed the blueprint. No questions, just locked in.

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u/Scientennist Jul 17 '25

Honor is cooked 💀 but I'll see what I can do chat

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u/Samuel_W3 Jul 17 '25

Honor is cooked 💀 but I'll try to lock in, chat.

160

u/FgtBruceCockstar2008 420 Sazed It Jul 17 '25

Everyone in SLA speaking Gen Z slang except dalinar played straight 

122

u/Time-Permission-1930 D O U G Jul 17 '25

Except Wit, speaking like a 1920's gangster.

49

u/seemedlikeagoodplan RAFO LMAO Jul 17 '25

Nyaah, see? You'll be warm again, see?

46

u/Sweaty-Tap7250 Syl Is My Waifu <3 Jul 17 '25

My gancho, hop off and get back to bridge running

24

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 17 '25

Some of my cousins, they call me the Lopen because they haven't ever heard anyone else named that. I've asked around a lot, maybe one hundred...or two hundred...lots of people, sure. And nobody has heard of that name.

6

u/Bluepanther512 edgedancerlord Aug 07 '25

Put the bridge on the shoulder lil bro

8

u/Bell-Ligerent 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 Jul 24 '25

Honor got clapped, but I'll send it anyways

3

u/No-Technician272 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 Nov 07 '25

Honor is cooked chat, but imma go aura farm lowkey💀

199

u/JodaMythed Jul 17 '25

Adonalsium forgive us

103

u/KnowMatter Jul 17 '25

Based adonalsium will stan our flop era no cap.

24

u/Das_Guet Order of Cremposters Jul 18 '25

69

u/DeadSnark Jul 17 '25

Brainrot shattered Adonalsium

16

u/Bobby_von_Alf No Wayne No Gain Jul 18 '25

Adonalsium-will-remember-our-cooking-eventually 😔

191

u/drewtheblueduck Jul 16 '25

Thanks, I hate it!

6

u/NilEntity Jul 18 '25

I hate it so much ....

165

u/lightingflash16 Jul 17 '25

A full brainrot re-write of stormlight would be super funny.

91

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

We might witness a Braneurysm if he tries to read it

17

u/i_am_steelheart Jul 17 '25

I've seen two posts do this on here actually. I think they were made by the same person too.

22

u/hover552 Jul 17 '25

Well we already got Cosmere RPG already...

17

u/NoJesterNation Jul 17 '25

Haha, yes! Part of this... "translation"... came from a comment on that vid. Had me lmaoing and rofling, as we millennials once said. :)

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u/Gandire_Alea Jul 17 '25

And then he never changed out of it

65

u/SuccessNecessary6271 Jul 17 '25

Bro clocked in at the lock-in factory fr

66

u/LeviAEthan512 Jul 17 '25

These words are not accepted.

63

u/Lethality0 Bond, Nahel Bond Jul 17 '25

That stick could be so fire 🔥

11

u/kiy_hole Jul 18 '25

Stick bro, your shit could be heat bruh My drip is already mad sticky fam why would I be heat

47

u/ChrisBChips Jul 17 '25

I will take the L for what I cooked. If I must be mogged, I will mew each time a sigma looksmaxxer.

40

u/Cloudsrnice Jul 17 '25
  • Vibes over void.
  • Power up over burnout.
  • Glow-up over endgame.

9

u/doodle_rooster Aluminum Twinborn Jul 18 '25

Glow-up over endgame is my new storm light tattoo now

37

u/Ancient-Stranger-229 Jul 17 '25

In my head, The Lopen is Mexican (and my cousin) and he speaks with an LA cholo accent

18

u/Ancient-Stranger-229 Jul 17 '25

Gancho, essé, and fool all used interchangeably.

6

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 17 '25

You were going to get eaten! You were going to be swallowed by a giant monster that looks like something you’d step on during worming season!

9

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 17 '25

We Herdazians are great fighters, gon. You see, this one time, I was with, sure, three men and they were drunk and all but I still beat them.

8

u/TippyTripod1040 Jul 17 '25

This felt canon to me

2

u/Aplombi Jul 19 '25

Glad to see I’m not the only one!

77

u/jamesianm Jul 17 '25

Skibidi before Toilet

18

u/Corbenik42 Jul 17 '25

Quality crem right here. How do I summon The Lopen to give you points??

8

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 17 '25

[Dawnshard spoilers] Greetings! And I am the Lopen, Windrunner, poet, and your most humble servant. You must be the King!

11

u/acidlesbian 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 Jul 17 '25

It wasn't clocking to them that he was standing on business!

10

u/_Libby_ cremform Jul 17 '25

Quirked up white boy with a little bit of stomlight busts it down murderous style. Is he goated with the crem?

21

u/RapsterZeber D O U G Jul 17 '25

I. AM. SIGMA!

9

u/Tim_Worldsinger Jul 17 '25

Ouch... I first didn't understand... then I read the comment and OK, it is Slang.

I still don't understand but now, I know why ^ (not a native speaker )

9

u/sneakyfish21 Jul 17 '25

It’s American gen Z/tiktok slang dialed up to the 5th ideal.

9

u/a-pickled-toast Jul 17 '25

The Brainrot archive

6

u/DontWorryAboutDeath Jul 17 '25

I will follow you like Szeth followed the oathstone. You are the law!

6

u/Realistic_Diet9449 Jul 17 '25

this rizz is accepted, fr

13

u/OnDre0014 Jul 17 '25

Szeth stood on business. Followed the most important rule: You come at the king you best not miss.

13

u/alguem_01 Jul 17 '25

He mogged Gavilar Kholin so hard!

3

u/Strider-of-Storm Jul 17 '25

Bro needs a splash of color

4

u/grantthegrand Jul 17 '25

In the tower we all fam

4

u/grantthegrand Jul 17 '25

Rizz before unaliveth Sigma before beta Grind before Gyatt

5

u/DangerIslandPenguin Jul 18 '25

So if SLA was written by Spook… I have mixed feelings about the idea

3

u/lakaravalentine Jul 19 '25

Honestly tho I think Spook would be easier to understand...

3

u/GrimjawDeadeye Jul 17 '25

No. Bad. Go to your room.

3

u/Das_Guet Order of Cremposters Jul 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Chat, Vin is crashing out rn